General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2024)

[Laika]

I see they piggy backed Francis and Parsons today successfully.

 

Hopefully that will work with White as well, seeing as he has no options and Parsons does I'm assuming Parsons will have to start in AAA until there is an injury or White shows he still sucks in MLB

 

Parsons definitely not making the squad

[Spanky99]

The problem with your grandstanding is it’s based on false info. Your first paragraph isn’t factual. That F word is rarely used in such a way to disparage sexual preference. 9/10 it’s used in the same way I would when I think of Spanky stealing Robbie Snelling off my roster. Its the best word to summarize him in that case.

 

Give it a rest, you cheat.

[connorp]

Snelling really dropped to a 40fv on Fangraphs as they stuck him as 20 current command for having a 5+ bb rate in 17 innings. I wonder if they’re always that unscientific.

 

He was 50 or 55fv when Spanky stole him last year

[ilovejohnschneider]

You are the worst account here since Dogg

 

aw cmon man !! just cuz u think i removed a thanks from 1 of ur posts ??

[John_Havok]

The problem with your grandstanding is it’s based on false info. Your first paragraph isn’t factual. That F word is rarely used in such a way to disparage sexual preference. 9/10 it’s used in the same way I would when I think of Spanky stealing Robbie Snelling off my roster. Its the best word to summarize him in that case.

 

Yeah there’s a few people I’ve run into in bars and clubs that think using the f-word is normal. Well it might be normal to you…or them to use it, but it is 100% a slur against homosexuals, whether you intend it that way or not. Maybe it’s ignorance because you’re young, or whatever but it is.

 

So my advice to you is, when you’re in public, be damn sure if you plan on using that word that you’re surrounded by other bigots where the word is normalized. Had you used it in my presence, you wouldn’t even get the chance to apologize and you’d be eating through a straw for a month or two.

[BTS]

Take it to PM

[John_Havok]

Take it to PM

 

I doubt I’ll get a PM lol. Connorp doesn’t care that much

[connorp]

I doubt I’ll get a PM lol. Connorp doesn’t care that much

 

I’m 5’10 200lb solid. Just because you’re 6” taller and a 100lb+ of tub heavier doesn’t mean you can just sit on me and call it a day:)

[connorp]

Take it to PM

 

PM is for chicks to talk about their feelings

[John_Havok]

I’m 5’10 200lb solid. Just because you’re 6” taller and a 100lb+ of tub heavier doesn’t mean you can just sit on me and call it a day:)

 

Lol. You're right, I'd have to catch you first. But if I did...little bitty Connorp meatballs. And it's 8 inches taller.

[connorp]

Lol. You're right, I'd have to catch you first. But if I did...little bitty Connorp meatballs. And it's 8 inches taller.

 

There’s zero doubt in my mind that if there was an official bjmb tough man contest, I win for sure, even turning 45. Now outside of that, streets, I guess if you could take some blows and it turns into grappling, you’d prob have the advantage.

[Spanky99]

[Stangstag]

There’s zero doubt in my mind that if there was an official bjmb tough man contest, I win for sure, even turning 45. Now outside of that, streets, I guess if you could take some blows and it turns into grappling, you’d prob have the advantage.

 

You’re such a moron lol. The worst part is that I know you actually believe this.

[John_Havok]

There’s zero doubt in my mind that if there was an official bjmb tough man contest, I win for sure, even turning 45. Now outside of that, streets, I guess if you could take some blows and it turns into grappling, you’d prob have the advantage.

 

One would be foolish to presume that they won't get hit going into a fight.

[connorp]

You’re such a moron lol. The worst part is that I know you actually believe this.

 

How many of you know your way around a boxing ring and can bench 300lb? Prob not a lot.

[John_Havok]

How many of you know your way around a boxing ring and can bench 300lb? Prob not a lot.

 

I covered this in another thread. I split squat 7,000 pounds as a warmup.

 

Do you even lift bro?

[glory]

Looks like Jansen is going to miss the start of the season after getting hit by a pitch the other day: “fractured pisiform bone in his right wrist”.

[John_Havok]

Jansen hurt... because he's jansen.

 

"a fracture of the pisiform bone in his right wrist, manager John Schneider revealed to reporters today (X links via Keegan Matheson of MLB.com). He was hit by a pitch during the Jays’ Grapefruit League game earlier this week. The team currently expects him to miss a “couple weeks,” though he has a follow-up appointment today that could reveal more information."

 

Guy just keeps catching all the breaks.

 

[BTS]

Tell Varsho he’s catching 2-3x week until Jansen is back.

[John_Havok]

Tell Varsho he’s catching 2-3x week until Jansen is back.

 

Serven just made the team I guess.

[wilko]

Serven just made the team I guess.

 

[Spanky99]

Looks like Jansen is going to miss the start of the season after getting hit by a pitch the other day: “fractured pisiform bone in his right wrist”.

 

I remember that when it happened and he seemed to shake it off and continued to play the game, I thought then we dodged a bullet, apparently not.

[connorp]

Looks like Jansen is going to miss the start of the season after getting hit by a pitch the other day: “fractured pisiform bone in his right wrist”.

 

I’d hope he’s been using specially constructed batting gloves. Off the rack no bueno

[Carlos Danger]

Danny Jansen, the Buxton of catchers…..

[Eat My Shatkins]

f*** sakes.

 

Is it just me or does the majority of Jansen's injuries come from getting hit by a pitch too?

[wilko]

At least he'd be cheap to resign?

[Stangstag]

f*** sakes.

 

Is it just me or does the majority of Jansen's injuries come from getting hit by a pitch too?

 

Yup.

 

Can’t believe he keeps having bad luck twice a year every year smh

[Laika]

Is that the hamate bone or the other side of the wrist?

 

Probably will be a short absence but then nuke his power for 3 months

[RotatorCuff]

i noticed he was not using batting gloves this year, but did have some kind of hand guard on one of his hands. guy needs to wear a goalie blocker

[deanmike]

Schneider said Serven or Payton Henry will fill in while Jano is out. Might be a competition between the two for one 40 man spot.