Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[Jimcanuck]

No that's our country opinion don't know what whacked out views you cherish but here in Canada if anyone performs an indecent act in public that can be viewed by one or more persons it's an indictable offense that can carry up to 2 years of prison time.

 

That's right, you don't know. The post below is a bit of a clue.

 

The hand wringing on here over an innocuous bit of stupidity is funny, though.

 

What Reese did was wrong place, wrong time. I'm putting it in perspective, it's no big deal. He will get fined, this will be forgotten.

 

And I never said it's ok.

[Dick_Pole]

Do we really want to know how he plans to address the fans "in due course"?

[bones10]

 

So he's not getting suspended?

[Jimcanuck]

So he's not getting suspended?

 

Of course not.

 

Charge dropped, dismissed, or small fine.

[Spanky99]

So he's not getting suspended?

 

Due course, is his first step. Court in late March.

[Laika]

So he's not getting suspended?

 

Why would he? I don’t think it falls under any of MLB’s policies.

[EastCoaster]

The only trouble is when he goes down in the grouch and start fiddling his fingers in his crotch how will the pitcher recognize he's trying to lay down the signs or is he starting to play with himself.

[Brownie19]

The only trouble is when he goes down in the grouch and start fiddling his fingers in his crotch how will the pitcher recognize he's trying to lay down the signs or is he starting to play with himself.

 

That's an incredible joke. Keep bringing the goods EastCoaster!!!

[FrozenRopes]

Why would he? I don’t think it falls under any of MLB’s policies.

What if he was doing it in front of children?

[Laika]

What if he was doing it in front of children?

 

How cute are the kids?

[Dick_Pole]

What if he was doing it in front of children?

 

What if he was teaching them how to masturbate correctly? That's yeoman's work. Next thing you're gonna want Sue Johanson arrested too.

[Deadpool]

What if he was doing it in front of children?

 

What if he was doing it ON Children. What if the only way he can get off is if it's on children...

My god.... What if he has to eat children to get off!

[Krylian]

yeah, I'm not suggesting masturbating is as bad as murder, but I don't want my kid to see either one. Use your f***ing head. You're a professional f***ing athlete with a multi million dollar career at stake. Don't jerk off in public. You have to question his mental make up. He probably needs to get some help. I'm not saying I can't give the kid another chance, but he needs to get his s*** together.

 

This isn't a man that could have happened to anyone type of situation. It's more of what the f*** was he thinking type of situation.

 

Lol. Who the f*** cares. Don't be such a prude.

[saskjayfan]

Lol. Who the f*** cares. Don't be such a prude.

 

everyone with kids care...we don't want to see people jacking off in front of them. You're single and can't get laid. You relate to the need to masturbate. Some of us are at a different stage of life and have kids who don't need to see that s***. The law is on my side. I'm not the one with a wacked out point of view..pun intended.

[Deadpool]

everyone with kids care...we don't want to see people jacking off in front of them. You're single and can't get laid. You relate to the need to masturbate. Some of us are at a different stage of life and have kids who don't need to see that s***. The law is on my side. I'm not the one with a wacked out point of view..pun intended.

 

He was in his f***ing car. I say this again, don't let your 7 year old look into the cars of strangers.

 

"My kid broke into someone's house and he was masturbating to some VERY graphic porn!"

 

Yes, reductio ad absurdum, but seriously, who the f*** stares into cars of strangers? I pass hundreds of cars daily and for all I know, all of them could have someone jackin' it feverishly inside. I don't f***ing know 'cause I don't f***ing look 'cause what happens in there is none of my goddamn business.

[Bobthe4th]

He was in his f***ing car. I say this again, don't let your 7 year old look into the cars of strangers.

 

"My kid broke into someone's house and he was masturbating to some VERY graphic porn!"

 

Yes, reductio ad absurdum, but seriously, who the f*** stares into cars of strangers? I pass hundreds of cars daily and for all I know, all of them could have someone jackin' it feverishly inside. I don't f***ing know 'cause I don't f***ing look 'cause what happens in there is none of my goddamn business.

 

TBF you can’t expect privacy in a vehicle in a car park outside an open store in broad daylight. What he did was stupid, illegal (which is why he was arrested) and also a little bit creepy.

[Deadpool]

TBF you can’t expect privacy in a vehicle in a car park outside an open store in broad daylight. What he did was stupid, illegal (which is why he was arrested) and also a little bit creepy.

 

I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.

[wamco]

I’m secretly hoping he gets caught doing this again. It would be hilarious

[Bobthe4th]

I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.

 

And I’m saying because he’s in a public place, he can’t say “if you don’t want to see my dick, then don’t look”. If he was parked in a layby, at night, with tinted windows you’d have a valid point.

[Jimcanuck]

I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.

 

And I’m saying because he’s in a public place, he can’t say “if you don’t want to see my dick, then don’t look”. If he was parked in a layby, at night, with tinted windows you’d have a valid point.

 

I don't understand what you are disagreeing with, Bob.

[Carlos Danger]

And I’m saying because he’s in a public place, he can’t say “if you don’t want to see my dick, then don’t look”. If he was parked in a layby, at night, with tinted windows you’d have a valid point.

 

I find it amusing one wanker discussing another.

 

However, not the reason for my post.

 

What in the hell is a layby??

[Jimcanuck]

I find it amusing one wanker discussing another.

 

However, not the reason for my post.

 

What in the hell is a layby??

 

Laybys are areas next to highways where parking is allowed. Where the hell are you from?

[Carlos Danger]

Laybys are areas next to highways where parking is allowed. Where the hell are you from?

 

Ahh I have lived in like 6 countries, been to UK probably 25 times, mom was from UK, traveled to probably 80 countries and spent a lot of time in Canada and have never heard that term.. Must be some Limey term like knickers and que, lift, on the piss etc, Guvnor?

[Beans]

I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.

 

Yes, it’s the people trying to get their bearings in a public parking lot who are creepy weirdos... not the ones beating off into their steering wheel.

 

Sound logic

Edited February 16, 2020 by Beans

[Dick_Pole]

everyone with kids care...we don't want to see people jacking off in front of them. You're single and can't get laid. You relate to the need to masturbate. Some of us are at a different stage of life and have kids who don't need to see that s***. The law is on my side. I'm not the one with a wacked out point of view..pun intended.

 

Holy f*** man nobody wants to see random dudes jerking off.

[Boxcar]

Holy f*** man nobody wants to see random dudes jerking off.

 

But...THE CHILDREN!!!

[DigitalRock]

I'm not saying he's in the right, I'm just saying that a) it's hilarious and if people weren't creepy weirdos staring into the cars of other people, we'd never know about it.

 

What a weird post . You dont need to be staring/ spying on anyone to see into someone's car in a public parking lot....

[L54]

He was in his f***ing car. I say this again, don't let your 7 year old look into the cars of strangers.

 

"My kid broke into someone's house and he was masturbating to some VERY graphic porn!"

 

Yes, reductio ad absurdum, but seriously, who the f*** stares into cars of strangers? I pass hundreds of cars daily and for all I know, all of them could have someone jackin' it feverishly inside. I don't f***ing know 'cause I don't f***ing look 'cause what happens in there is none of my goddamn business.

 

What the f*** is this? Will be hard to beat this for worst post of 2020. Comparing beating off in your house to doing it in your car at Dollarama in the middle of the day. This is next level stupid. So mad too! Go get laid man

 

Is there a Deadpool is wrong count somewhere?

[Boxcar]

What the f*** is this? Will be hard to beat this for worst post of 2020. Comparing beating off in your house to doing it in your car at Dollarama in the middle of the day. This is next level stupid. So mad too! Go get laid man

 

Is there a Deadpool is wrong count somewhere?

 

That would kind of make the Deadpool is right counter kind of irrelevant. Like bragging you can bench 80 pounds next to a guy who can bench 500.

[gruber92]

Why the f*** is everybody freaking out over a young man jerking off in his car? Is this something new? Yeah he should have been more aware of his surroundings but sometimes the urge clouds over rational thinking, especially at his age. This isn't the last time this sort of thing is going to happen, it's not that big a deal. This is a non event imo and we should all being be looking forward to Reese and the rest of the team playing well this year.