Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[King]

Why the f*** is everybody freaking out over a young man jerking off in his car? Is this something new? Yeah he should have been more aware of his surroundings but sometimes the urge clouds over rational thinking, especially at his age. This isn't the last time this sort of thing is going to happen, it's not that big a deal. This is a non event imo and we should all being be looking forward to Reese and the rest of the team playing well this year.

 

You can add this guy to the growingly large list of car wankers.

 

I can't believe how many people are defending this f***ing creep, sweat pants around his ankles, jerking off to porn on his phone at 2 PM on a Friday in the middle of a dollarama parking lot.

 

You guys are all f***ed in the head, every single one of you.

[gruber92]

You can add this guy to the growingly large list of car wankers.

 

I can't believe how many people are defending this f***ing creep, sweat pants around his ankles, jerking off to porn on his phone at 2 PM on a Friday in the middle of a dollarama parking lot.

 

You guys are all f***ed in the head, every single one of you.

 

Lol.. The voice of reason has spoken.

 

Someone can also say that posting and having shirtless men as their avatar while discussing how hot and sexy they are is also f***ing creepy.

[Abomination]

This thread really needs to be deleted, or at least the last few pages of it.

[King]

Lol.. The voice of reason has spoken.

 

Someone can also say that posting and having shirtless men as their avatar while discussing how hot and sexy they are is also f***ing creepy.

 

Are you homophobic?

[Pendleton]

Lol.. The voice of reason has spoken.

 

Someone can also say that posting and having shirtless men as their avatar while discussing how hot and sexy they are is also f***ing creepy.

 

Just trying to figure out your spectrum here, how would you feel about someone masturbating in public to a picture of shirtless men?

[gruber92]

Just trying to figure out your spectrum here, how would you feel about someone masturbating in public to a picture of shirtless men?

 

It's wrong, but it wouldn't bother me one bit. It makes no difference what he's jacking off to.

[gruber92]

Are you homophobic?

 

Not in the least.

[gruber92]

Question to all.. Will this incident change your perspective on Resse McGuire as a ball player? If you were part of Blue Jay's management, would you recommend that he'd be traded or released?

[Carlos Danger]

This thread really needs to be deleted, or at least the last few pages of it.

 

Nooooo.. This is THE Thread of the year. Hands down!!!

[Beans]

Question to all.. Will this incident change your perspective on Resse McGuire as a ball player? If you were part of Blue Jay's management, would you recommend that he'd be traded or released?

Reese as a ballplayer is just his numbers, and extrapolations from those numbers. That's it.

 

But Reese is more than just a ballplayer. He is a member of a team, representing a city (a community), that plays every day for over 6 months. There is a narrative element here. Sports are an infinite source of stories, mostly self-contained and neatly packaged into the context of the game.

 

Now we all have to take his baseball story—acquired through savvy trades, former first-rounder who climbed through all levels of the minor leagues—and now mix that narrative with the creepy outside world we all struggle to ignore.

 

I believe in redemption and in change and in second chances, and hopefully many here do as well, but it will take some time and a show of good faith from him before I can just forget this ever happened.

[gruber92]

Reese as a ballplayer is just his numbers, and extrapolations from those numbers. That's it.

 

But Reese is more than just a ballplayer. He is a member of a team, representing a city (a community), that plays every day for over 6 months. There is a narrative element here. Sports are an infinite source of stories, mostly self-contained and neatly packaged into the context of the game.

 

Now we all have to take his baseball story—acquired through savvy trades, former first-rounder who climbed through all levels of the minor leagues—and now mix that narrative with the creepy outside world we all struggle to ignore.

 

I believe in redemption and in change and in second chances, and hopefully many here do as well, but it will take some time and a show of good faith from him before I can just forget this ever happened.

 

To me, this is a non event unless there's proof that he was jacking off to kiddy porn, random people walking by or if he was completely naked.

[Krylian]

everyone with kids care...we don't want to see people jacking off in front of them. You're single and can't get laid. You relate to the need to masturbate. Some of us are at a different stage of life and have kids who don't need to see that s***. The law is on my side. I'm not the one with a wacked out point of view..pun intended.

 

I'm married and have 3 kids.

 

Dude was in his car, not running around in a trenchcoat flashing kids and playing whack a mole. Get a grip.

[Beans]

To me, this is a non event unless there's proof that he was jacking off to kiddy porn, random people walking by or if he was completely naked.

 

You completely ignored my point and just repeated what you had had said over the last five posts in this thread.

[Jimcanuck]

I believe in redemption and in change and in second chances, and hopefully many here do as well, but it will take some time and a show of good faith from him before I can just forget this ever happened.

 

Sanctimonious tripe.

[Spanky99]

Sanctimonious tripe.

 

lol... cretin, the pair of ya!

[Beans]

Sanctimonious tripe.

Jim is like the guy you went to school with that moved on and became a lawyer but still comments on your facebook on your birthday and sometimes has funny political posts but also has three kids and drives a minivan but wants to get a motorcycle but his wife wont let him and plays golf on the weekends and listens to Led Zeppelin and enjoys some sports but not all sports because he stays active but knows he should watch his diet more carefully then gets a divorce and becomes way more left-wing progressive later in life and becomes kind of racist but not really racist just likes to bring up white privilege amongst white people but it's still cool because he has a poor white friend and lives in the pacific northwest and smokes weed from time to time but he also is a Bernie supporter and loves on SJWs when he comments on reddit but he is also just more of a standard liberal and tried surfing that one time he went to Hawaii but didn’t like it much was just there more for the hiking and piña coladas but still enjoys grilling in the summertime when he's home and decided that he is going to get that motorcycle after all because hey, you only live once even though they are dangerous but he still wants his kids to be safe so he decides to buy a shotgun and keeps it unloaded in his basement but doesn’t really know how to use it and when he watches the Super Bowl he always gets office boxes but then loses every year and gets really angry about it and then decides to actually start watching his diet then gets in really good shape when he is 60 years old but he is still too old and cant get a girlfriend so he goes harder at the gym and starts taking steroids but tears a labrum in his shoulder when he’s benching too much weight one day so ends up gaining 50 pounds while in recovery and then gets drunk one day and takes out that motorcycle and skids off of a windy road in western BC and dies and it's really sad but he lived a full life anyway so you walk away from the funeral feeling okay about his death.

 

You know, that kind of guy.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Beans

[Spanky99]

lol

[FrozenRopes]

Question to all.. Will this incident change your perspective on Resse McGuire as a ball player? If you were part of Blue Jay's management, would you recommend that he'd be traded or released?

 

Yes, I would work to trade him.

[FrozenRopes]

I'm married and have 3 kids.

 

Dude was in his car, not running around in a trenchcoat flashing kids and playing whack a mole. Get a grip.

 

I have 3 kids and wouldn't want him anywhere near my kids. You are 1 of 700 players in the world who gets to do your job. Make better decisions.

[Deadpool]

The Catholic Church has done a number on a lot of you f***ers. If you can't appreciate the simple comedic joy of a man caught masturbating in the parking lot of a dollar store, then I don't know where any of you find happiness.

[Deadpool]

What the f*** is this? Will be hard to beat this for worst post of 2020. Comparing beating off in your house to doing it in your car at Dollarama in the middle of the day. This is next level stupid. So mad too! Go get laid man

 

Is there a Deadpool is wrong count somewhere?

 

I *VERY CLEARLY* identified my comment as "reductio ad absurdum", if you can't figure out how to google what that means, maybe you should skip the reply next time.

[gruber92]

The Catholic Church has done a number on a lot of you f***ers. If you can't appreciate the simple comedic joy of a man caught masturbating in the parking lot of a dollar store, then I don't know where any of you find happiness.

 

I just don't understand how people get so bent out of shape over something as insignificant as this.

[gruber92]

I have 3 kids and wouldn't want him anywhere near my kids. You are 1 of 700 players in the world who gets to do your job. Make better decisions.

 

I got news for you. Your kids have already been around plenty of people who masturbate steadily, and very likely did it in the public also, they just didn't get caught. You make it sound like Reese is a rapist. Have you never had sex with someone in your car before? Never had that lovely tap on the window from a cop? I'm sure Reese tried to be discreet about it by parking away from everyone. Bottom line is that he f***ed up and got caught. It's not a major crime so it shouldn't be difficult for anyone to move on from this.

[Krylian]

The Catholic Church has done a number on a lot of you f***ers. If you can't appreciate the simple comedic joy of a man caught masturbating in the parking lot of a dollar store, then I don't know where any of you find happiness.

 

Exactly. It's hilarious and you need to stop worrying about bubble wrapping kids if that's going to be the excuse. Let's say a family is just walking by his car on their way in to Dollarama and the 5 year old looks over and sees this and makes a comment...do you really think he/she/it is scarred for life now? My youngest is 10, if he saw something I'd be completely straight with him and tell him that some men get lonely sometimes, so what they do is pretend that their penis is a magic lamp. They rub it hoping a genie comes out and grants them the wish of getting a girlfriend or boyfriend. But really, he should do that at home and not in a parking lot.

 

Done. Crisis averted.

[King]

I got news for you. Your kids have already been around plenty of people who masturbate steadily, and very likely did it in the public also, they just didn't get caught. You make it sound like Reese is a rapist. Have you never had sex with someone in your car before? Never had that lovely tap on the window from a cop? I'm sure Reese tried to be discreet about it by parking away from everyone. Bottom line is that he f***ed up and got caught. It's not a major crime so it shouldn't be difficult for anyone to move on from this.

How about you read the facts before you start spewing your ********?

 

The officer pointed out that he should have known people would see him given “he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and masturbating at 2 p.m. on a Friday afternoon,” the report states.

[Ryu In My House]

I just don't understand how people get so bent out of shape over something as insignificant as this.

 

100% agree. It's a real nothing burger for me. bad decision? Sure. But he was in his vehicle! He wasn't molesting a child, sexually assaulting anyone, or even jizzing in a plant.

[Carlos Danger]

jizzing in a plant.

 

Is that wrong? Asking for a friend.

[TheHurl]

To me, this is a non event unless there's proof that he was jacking off to kiddy porn, random people walking by or if he was completely naked.

 

Can we get a list of acceptable things to be watching while pounding one out in public? Asking for a friend in the Niagara region. Right now we have eliminated King's avatar and kiddy porn.

[Krylian]

How about you read the facts before you start spewing your ********?

 

The officer pointed out that he should have known people would see him given “he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and masturbating at 2 p.m. on a Friday afternoon,” the report states.

 

Wait a minute. 2pm on a Friday? Adults should be at work and kids should be in school. No one should care able what unemployed bums and kids skipping school see.

[TheHurl]

Wait a minute. 2pm on a Friday? Adults should be at work and kids should be in school. No one should care able what unemployed bums and kids skipping school see.

 

Florida State Fair first full day. Schools had a Professional Development day or whatever they call it in Florida. Everyone knows that