Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[Ryu In My House]

Is that wrong? Asking for a friend.

 

Yes.

 

What is not wrong is using a sock, or baseball glove (ala Good Will Hunting).

[Krylian]

Florida State Fair first full day. Schools had a Professional Development day or whatever they call it in Florida. Everyone knows that

 

Maybe he was performing at the Fair and was calming his nerves.

[EastCoaster]

I'm appalled on how many people here see it's normal for an adult going to a busy parking lot (public place) and masturbate where one can be guaranteed to be seen by others. It would seem to me that such an individual could be suffering from exhibitionistic disorder where one fantasy or acts is to expose one genitals to strangers.

[Carlos Danger]

Yes.

 

What is not wrong is using a sock, or baseball glove (ala Good Will Hunting).

 

Animal proteins are considered complete proteins because they have all nine of the essential amino acids that your body needs to support protein tissues in the body. Most plant proteins are lacking in one or more of these nine building blocks.

 

Jerking off into a plant will assist the plant in achieving the complete proteins required and that plants are lacking.

 

 

Therefore, in my "friends" opinion, nothing wrong with jizzing in a plant and appears to be quite beneficial for the plant.

[gruber92]

I'm appalled on how many people here see it's normal for an adult going to a busy parking lot (public place) and masturbate where one can be guaranteed to be seen by others. It would seem to me that such an individual could be suffering from exhibitionistic disorder where one fantasy or acts is to expose one genitals to strangers.

 

Nobody said it was normal, it's just a non event to some. Move on with your life already.

[Krylian]

I'm appalled on how many people here see it's normal for an adult going to a busy parking lot (public place) and masturbate where one can be guaranteed to be seen by others. It would seem to me that such an individual could be suffering from exhibitionistic disorder where one fantasy or acts is to expose one genitals to strangers.

 

No one said it's normal. But some of you basically want to burn him at the stake.

 

It was a dumb thing he did, but that's as far as it should go...calling it a dumb mistake. No one got hurt. f***, some of you are so up tight and/or just looking for s*** to be irate about.

[Ryu In My House]

I'm appalled on how many people here see it's normal for an adult going to a busy parking lot (public place) and masturbate where one can be guaranteed to be seen by others. It would seem to me that such an individual could be suffering from exhibitionistic disorder where one fantasy or acts is to expose one genitals to strangers.

 

I don't know, if no one was hurt I can't give two shits.

[Deadpool]

I'm appalled on how many people here see it's normal for an adult going to a busy parking lot (public place) and masturbate where one can be guaranteed to be seen by others. It would seem to me that such an individual could be suffering from exhibitionistic disorder where one fantasy or acts is to expose one genitals to strangers.

 

I'm going to preface this by saying I've never jerked off in a parking lot, because all of you just assume I'm defending him because I must obviously do it myself (I've f***ed in my car in a parking lot, and I've jerked off in my car not in a parking lot just to clear up any possible misconceptions) but like... It's just not a guarantee that you're going to be seen, 'cause like... the door goes up to around your shoulders, right? Unless you've got a HUGE cock, that should not be an issue. Or unless someone is going out of their way to stare into the cars of strangers, which, to me, is WAY weirder than jerking off.

 

Who the s*** passes a car and thinks "I'd better find out what's happening in there!"? Don't you have better things to do with your time?

 

This is funny as f***, nobody was hurt, and you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses. Jerking off is fun, he's 24 so he's prime jerking off age, and he was inside his own private property. f***, I'm 41 now, I wish I still had the energy and desire to jerk off with reckless abandon whenever the mood strikes.

[King]

I'm going to preface this by saying I've never jerked off in a parking lot, because all of you just assume I'm defending him because I must obviously do it myself (I've f***ed in my car in a parking lot, and I've jerked off in my car not in a parking lot just to clear up any possible misconceptions) but like... It's just not a guarantee that you're going to be seen, 'cause like... the door goes up to around your shoulders, right? Unless you've got a HUGE cock, that should not be an issue. Or unless someone is going out of their way to stare into the cars of strangers, which, to me, is WAY weirder than jerking off.

 

Who the s*** passes a car and thinks "I'd better find out what's happening in there!"? Don't you have better things to do with your time?

 

This is funny as f***, nobody was hurt, and you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses. Jerking off is fun, he's 24 so he's prime jerking off age, and he was inside his own private property. f***, I'm 41 now, I wish I still had the energy and desire to jerk off with reckless abandon whenever the mood strikes.

 

Yes, it's the people passing by the car fapper that's the problem.

 

Holy f***! Get a clue.

[LGBJ29]

I'm going to preface this by saying I've never jerked off in a parking lot, because all of you just assume I'm defending him because I must obviously do it myself (I've f***ed in my car in a parking lot, and I've jerked off in my car not in a parking lot just to clear up any possible misconceptions) but like... It's just not a guarantee that you're going to be seen, 'cause like... the door goes up to around your shoulders, right? Unless you've got a HUGE cock, that should not be an issue. Or unless someone is going out of their way to stare into the cars of strangers, which, to me, is WAY weirder than jerking off.

 

Who the s*** passes a car and thinks "I'd better find out what's happening in there!"? Don't you have better things to do with your time?

 

This is funny as f***, nobody was hurt, and you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses. Jerking off is fun, he's 24 so he's prime jerking off age, and he was inside his own private property. f***, I'm 41 now, I wish I still had the energy and desire to jerk off with reckless abandon whenever the mood strikes.

 

this guy definitely jerks off in his car

[Ex Player]

Let the man have a wank in peace for f*** sakes. Whats the world coming to?!

[Dick_Pole]

I remain on the fence on this issue because bad takes from one side are met with equally bad rebuttals on the other.

 

1. No, it's not okay or normal for people to be snooping around your car.

2. Just because you have a reasonable expectation of a certain level of privacy and security in your car does not mean it is normal or okay for you to be jerking off inside it in a busy parking lot in the middle of the day.

 

As far as the idea that he was just randomly horny and decided to jerk off on a whim, how stupid do you have to be to believe this? This man intentionally situated himself there for the explicit purpose of jerking off in a busy parking lot. It's the equivalent of a woman flashing her boobs on the side of the highway during busy traffic to see what happens. The excitement turns her on.

 

The only acceptable opinion on this is: Meh. Kinda gross. I just hope this doesn't result in him playing poorly or a trade below market value.

 

Any opinion to the left of this (I love reminiscing about co-workers jerking off during meetings) or to the right of this (won't someone please think of my precious little babies being exposed to this when they already plaster their genitals everywhere at pre-school) is just wrong.

[TheHurl]

The only acceptable opinion on this is: Meh. Kinda gross. I just hope this doesn't result in him playing poorly or a trade below market value.

 

People forgot this was about Reese about 12 pages ago. Now it's just a general judging of the BJMB universe. The Wackers vs. Prudes. The Dude I'm in My Car vs. Won't someone think of the children!

[Deadpool]

Yes, it's the people passing by the car fapper that's the problem.

 

Holy f***! Get a clue.

 

Once you're old enough to drive, maybe you'll change your tune.

 

It's hilarious, and at the end of the day, it's meaningless. Beyond Reese and the people who will never let him live this down, who is actually impacted by this?

 

[Grant77]

I'm surprised at how polarizing this incident has been.

 

Is it wrong to masturbate in your car? Of course it is. That being said, Seinfeld made light of a similar crime when Jerry and George got nailed for urinating in a parking garage. The only thing that got hurt was their pride and it's the same for this incident. I'd love to hear what some opposing batters will have to say during the season.

[Abomination]

I'm surprised at how polarizing this incident has been.

 

Is it wrong to masturbate in your car? Of course it is. That being said, Seinfeld made light of a similar crime when Jerry and George got nailed for urinating in a parking garage. The only thing that got hurt was their pride and it's the same for this incident. I'd love to hear what some opposing batters will have to say during the season.

 

It's the fans that'll likely let him have it, especially places like New York and Boston.

[EastCoaster]

I'm going to preface this by saying I've never jerked off in a parking lot, because all of you just assume I'm defending him because I must obviously do it myself (I've f***ed in my car in a parking lot, and I've jerked off in my car not in a parking lot just to clear up any possible misconceptions) but like... It's just not a guarantee that you're going to be seen, 'cause like... the door goes up to around your shoulders, right? Unless you've got a HUGE cock, that should not be an issue. Or unless someone is going out of their way to stare into the cars of strangers, which, to me, is WAY weirder than jerking off.

 

Who the s*** passes a car and thinks "I'd better find out what's happening in there!"? Don't you have better things to do with your time?

 

This is funny as f***, nobody was hurt, and you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses. Jerking off is fun, he's 24 so he's prime jerking off age, and he was inside his own private property. f***, I'm 41 now, I wish I still had the energy and desire to jerk off with reckless abandon whenever the mood strikes.

 

Hey Deadpool when you were rubbing one out in your car did you think you owned a Hot Rod.

[Deadpool]

Hey Deadpool when you were rubbing one out in your car did you think you owned a Hot Rod.

 

Is this supposed to be a joke of some kind? I mean, there are lots of funny comments to be made on this subject, but like... try again maybe?

[EastCoaster]

Is this supposed to be a joke of some kind? I mean, there are lots of funny comments to be made on this subject, but like... try again maybe?

 

Of course it's a joke pun intended car -Hot Rod (32 Ford). You playing with yourself in your car.

[Jimcanuck]

Of course it's a joke pun intended car -Hot Rod (32 Ford). You playing with yourself in your car.

 

lol

[Carlos Danger]

Of course it's a joke pun intended car -Hot Rod (32 Ford). You playing with yourself in your car.

 

I don't get it? Does Deadpool own a 32 Ford?

 

Some of the guys here don't think jacking off in your car is that big a deal. I think when you only own a bicycle and are used to jacking off in the parking lot, guys who do it in car is nothing.

[Deadpool]

I don't get it? Does Deadpool own a 32 Ford?

 

Some of the guys here don't think jacking off in your car is that big a deal. I think when you only own a bicycle and are used to jacking off in the parking lot, guys who do it in car is nothing.

 

No, I do not, but I now am the proud owner of a 1973 MGB (in which I have never jacked off...)

[Beans]

God, some of you guys are so insecure—all this defensive oversharing—and so triggered by this story that it's actually been hard to read through this thread (the last few pages, especially), and I almost regret taking part in it.

 

I say we go back to talking baseball, leave this s*** alone.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Beans