Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[Dr. Dinger]

Just so we are clear. Jerking off in the middle of an afternoon in a busy parking lot with unsuspecting people is not fine, not normal and it's not OK!

 

If they don’t suspect anything, what difference does it make? Checkmate.

[saskjayfan]

That's your opinion.

 

the same opinion held by 99% of people. You are a cool one Mr. Jim....a 1%er for life.

[saskjayfan]

If they don’t suspect anything, what difference does it make? Checkmate.

 

because I don't want my seven year old daughter seeing that. Seriously, are you devoid of common sense. There's zero reason the kid couldn't find a place to do this act where no one would have seen him.

[Dr. Dinger]

because I don't want my seven year old daughter seeing that. Seriously, are you devoid of common sense. There's zero reason the kid couldn't find a place to do this act where no one would have seen him.

 

You just said she’s unsuspecting. Problem solved.

[saskjayfan]

You just said she’s unsuspecting. Problem solved.

 

so if we walked out into a mall parking lot and a guy shot another guy's head off it would be okay for her to see it because she wasn't expecting it. What the f***.

[Dr. Dinger]

so if we walked out into a mall parking lot and a guy shot another guy's head off it would be okay for her to see it because she wasn't expecting it. What the f***.

 

Yes, I am absolutely saying that masturbating is the same as murder.

[saskjayfan]

Yes, I am absolutely saying that masturbating is the same as murder.

 

yeah, I'm not suggesting masturbating is as bad as murder, but I don't want my kid to see either one. Use your f***ing head. You're a professional f***ing athlete with a multi million dollar career at stake. Don't jerk off in public. You have to question his mental make up. He probably needs to get some help. I'm not saying I can't give the kid another chance, but he needs to get his s*** together.

 

This isn't a man that could have happened to anyone type of situation. It's more of what the f*** was he thinking type of situation.

[Jimcanuck]

It's like a 1 on a scale of 10 among things one shouldn't do.

 

No need to get all sanctimonious, IMO.

[saskjayfan]

It's like a 1 on a scale of 10 among things one shouldn't do.

 

No need to get all sanctimonious, IMO.

 

It's a 10 out 10 on the stupidity scale. I don't want dumn ball players on the Jays.

[Boxcar]

Nah. When it comes to sexuality and sexual expression, what is right and wrong is subjective - a matter of opinion. Can't use absolute terms as saskjaysfans did.

 

Wasn't long ago that gay or lesbian sex would land you in jail.

 

True enough. Can't wait for the day when some crackhead jerks off on your wife's chest and you console her by telling her that he was just expressing himself.

[Boxcar]

It's a 10 out 10 on the stupidity scale. I don't want dumn ball players on the Jays.

 

What about dumb posters on Blue Jays fan message boards?

[Dick_Pole]

Jim has met Dave Chappelle in person

 

[Beans]

You people are sick.

[Jimcanuck]

True enough. Can't wait for the day when some crackhead jerks off on your wife's chest and you console her by telling her that he was just expressing himself.

 

That'll be the day.

[Deadpool]

because I don't want my seven year old daughter seeing that. Seriously, are you devoid of common sense. There's zero reason the kid couldn't find a place to do this act where no one would have seen him.

 

It would be an important lesson for your daughter in respecting people's privacy by not looking into random cars.

[saskjayfan]

It would be an important lesson for your daughter in respecting people's privacy by not looking into random cars.

 

Yes the random Mercedez in the dollarama parking lot. POS car, POS car, POS car, POS car....Mercedez! Who would have thought the Mercedez would have drawn attention in a dollarama parking lot. Just bad luck I guess.

[EastCoaster]

That's your opinion.

 

No that's our country opinion don't know what whacked out views you cherish but here in Canada if anyone performs an indecent act in public that can be viewed by one or more persons it's an indictable offense that can carry up to 2 years of prison time.

Edited February 14, 2020 by EastCoaster

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[Laika]

Car Jacking is great. 'Bater up is not as great.

[FrozenRopes]

As a grown man, why can't he wait to get home or back to his room?

 

It isn't like dying from thirst or needing emergency surgery.

 

Dude has a problem and there is likely more skeletons in his closet.

[Laika]

Reese is probably rooming with 4 other guys for spring training and hasn't had a proper wank with porn audio for weeks.

 

He might have a mild porn addiction and that's not a good thing but let's not assume he's a skeleton pervert

[Dick_Pole]

As a grown man, why can't he wait to get home or back to his room?

 

It isn't like dying from thirst or needing emergency surgery.

 

Dude has a problem and there is likely more skeletons in his closet.

 

Pretty sure the excitement of getting caught is what is driving this. Ask Jim he clearly knows more.

[Brownie19]

This is shaping up as an early "thread of the year" candidate.

[Deadpool]

 

Ha, he said "Stroke" and "Hard".

[BillyTheKid]

This is shaping up as an early "thread of the year" candidate.

 

It started off pretty hilarious and quickly when down hill as most threads here do

[Bobthe4th]

[BillyTheKid]

Reese is probably rooming with 4 other guys for spring training and hasn't had a proper wank with porn audio for weeks.

 

He might have a mild porn addiction and that's not a good thing but let's not assume he's a skeleton pervert

 

Heard of a bathroom?

[DigitalRock]

 

What is he going to say? "Sorry guys for jerking it in a public parking lot".

[Deadpool]

What is he going to say? "Sorry guys for jerking it in a public parking lot".

 

"Hey, at least this shows y'all I'm not juicing!"

[jays4life19]

Can the BJMB get me a media pass to his news conference?

 

"Hi Reese, JFL from the BJMB here. Could you reenact the moment of you being arrested for all of us today?"