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How is it that someone getting caught jerking off in a parking lot generates more interest in a baseball forum than actual baseball news?

 

The off season SUCKS. Pitchers and catchers reporting (to the parking lot, amirite?) is going to pick up the chatter...

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DigitalRock FCL Blue Jays

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How is it that someone getting caught jerking off in a parking lot generates more interest in a baseball forum than actual baseball news?

 

This is not true...what other baseball news is there right now with the jays? This is Baseball news, as it's a baseball player lol.

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I have jerked off on the Gardiner stuck in traffic. It was night time! Also jerked off in parking lots (not alone) and gotten road head countless times. It really could happen to anyone, but considering his job he probably should have done it at his hotel.

 

never getting a ride with you anywhere.

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Lets give Jansen most of the playing time now. Don't need to give Reese half the at bats for development just for him to get arrested for being a pedo or something in 2 years.

 

That's a little bit of an overreaction.

Carlos Danger Dunedin Blue Jays

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What do you call it when Reese McGuire hits a 520ft HR in the bottom of the 9th to win the game for the hometown Blue Jays..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A jackoff Homerun! :D

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What do you call it when Reese McGuire hits a 520ft HR in the bottom of the 9th to win the game for the hometown Blue Jays..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A jackoff Homerun! :D

 

Boo this man

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I like how this thread quickly devolved into a BJMB public masturbation confessional.

 

And exposed who the prudes are.

 

News: Reese McGuire caught fapping in car outside busy strip mall

 

BJMB: That's f***ing weird, man

 

Jimcanuck: ... PRUDES!

TheHurl Toronto Blue Jays

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It means he got a handy.

 

Not hard to deduce, guys.

 

 

There is one thing very different than that Animal House scene...Dinger does not have a convertible.

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You're aware of the existence of jock straps right? Especially for a catcher.

 

Nothing with a curve in that angle shown in the pic lol, but yeah, probably what it was (+ fold over it)

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The f*** do you think I mean. I wasn't the only one jerking off in my car.

 

So were you jerking each other off or were you guys just jerking your own gherkins side by side?

Jimcanuck Buffalo Bisons

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The f*** do you think I mean. I wasn't the only one jerking off in my car.

 

OK that's perfectly fine and normal. I wasn't sure if you meant jerking off with unsuspecting people around, like Reese.

saskjayfan Dunedin Blue Jays

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OK that's perfectly fine and normal. I wasn't sure if you meant jerking off with unsuspecting people around, like Reese.

 

Just so we are clear. Jerking off in the middle of an afternoon in a busy parking lot with unsuspecting people is not fine, not normal and it's not OK!

Jimcanuck Buffalo Bisons

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Just so we are clear. Jerking off in the middle of an afternoon in a busy parking lot with unsuspecting people is not fine, not normal and it's not OK!

 

That's your opinion.

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That's your opinion.

 

...dafuq?...

 

If the dude literally got arrested for it it is clearly not "just an opinion". Am I missing something or feeding the trolls...I never know on here...

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...dafuq?...

 

If the dude literally got arrested for it it is clearly not "just an opinion". Am I missing something or feeding the trolls...I never know on here...

 

lol... just typical JimmyC creeper s***.

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lol... just typical JimmyC creeper s***.

 

Nah. When it comes to sexuality and sexual expression, what is right and wrong is subjective - a matter of opinion. Can't use absolute terms as saskjaysfans did.

 

Wasn't long ago that gay or lesbian sex would land you in jail.

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