Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[Muck Bartinez]

I don't think this is what the Jays had in mind when they asked him to work on his launch angle and exit velocity.

[EMK19]

I don't think this is what the Jays had in mind when they asked him to work on his launch angle and exit velocity.

 

Even though he has managed to surprise many with his bat, we all knew coming up he was a glove-first type of guy.

[Carlos Danger]

Every time Reese goes down in the crouch and starts laying down the signs with his fingers, I will forever have a smirk on my face.

[Laika]

I'll say it:

 

Jim and Boxcar are both showing extremely aggressive signs of being parking lot wankers.

 

What happened to you, honestly?

[TheHurl]

Why should the MLB or team mete out punishment? Did he sexually assault someone? Domestic assault? Use performance enhancing drugs?

 

I don't think this meets the threshold for anything other than a fine.

 

HE BROKE A f***ING LAW! THE MLB IS REQUIRED TO LOOK AT ALL MISDEMEANORS and it still could be moved to a felony if a person under 16 happened to be in the parking lot!

 

Statutes

 

Florida Statutes Section 800.03

 

Elements of Indecent Exposure

 

Sexual organs were exposed by accused

Accused was in a public place, on the private premises of another or near the private property of another as to be seen from those private locations

Accused intended exposure in a crude, offensive, lewd or lascivious method

The exposure was enacted in a vulgar, indecent, lewd or lascivious manner

Penalties and Sentencing

 

Florida state laws prosecute indecent exposure as a first degree misdemeanor. A conviction may result in a sentence of imprisonment for up to one year, a fine in an amount up to $1,000, or both. However, if you engage in certain types of lewd exposure involving minors under the age of 16, then the charges can rise to the level of a felony

Possible mandatory sex registration depending on circumstances

Aggravating Factors

 

Defendant (over the age of 18) exposes genitals in a lewd manner or masturbates in front of an individual under the age of 16 either in person over online.

 

Penalties: Possible second degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. If this offense is committed by a person under the age of 18, it can be a third degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000.

 

Possible Defenses

 

Lack of lascivious, lewd, or vulgar intent

Mother breastfeeding her baby

 

If you were a stock broker and you got arrested for this, the regulator would investigate you. He will be looked at. Because the Thorold Dollarama has this happen often it doesn't change that this is law broken.

[BTS]

This is going to be a non-issue. I mean, he’s going to hear jokes about this for the rest of his life, but his career isn’t going to be impacted.

[dineke]

Lets give Jansen most of the playing time now. Don't need to give Reese half the at bats for development just for him to get arrested for being a pedo or something in 2 years.

[Carlos Danger]

Lets give Jansen most of the playing time now. Don't need to give Reese half the at bats for development just for him to get arrested for being a pedo or something in 2 years.

 

Give me a break man... HUGE difference between getting caught wacking off to "extremely graphic porn" and being a pedo.

 

Reese has done nothing but be a winner at the ML level... Let his play dicktate his playing (withhimself) time and not some non-nonsensical correlation.

 

I still have a lot of love for Reese, just not the kind of love Reese has for himself.

[Ray]

How is it that someone getting caught jerking off in a parking lot generates more interest in a baseball forum than actual baseball news?

[vic city]

I've jacked off in a parking lot before so it does happen. Sometimes you just feel the urge

 

But this is different than my incident because Reese was in a car

 

Lolll thank you sir. That was gold.

 

It was a stupid mistake but if a girl was in the car with him, he would be celebrated. A dick out is a dick out. Dude was watching porn not creeping on civilians. This is quite possibly the most entertaining Jays news in years. Reese is gonna get roasted for the rest of his life. That's punishment enough.

[Carlos Danger]

Already has my vote for best thread of 2020. Hands down (My pants!)

[xposbrad]

Guys can we just lay off Reese for a bit. I just don't think he's getting a fair shake..

[Carlos Danger]

I am still waiting to hear from the BJMB poster who has the most subject matter expertise with this particular type incident... Blueballer - It appears he was recently online.

[Beans]

I am still waiting to hear from the BJMB poster who has the most subject matter expertise with this particular type incident... JimCanuck - It appears he was recently online.

Fixed

[Boxcar]

At a meeting with 20 people, the girl next to me was masturbating. This was just last year.

 

You are completely f***ed in the head

[Boxcar]

We know, the video is still on The 401 toll booth cam live.ca

 

The 401 doesn't have a toll booth. WTF?

[Boxcar]

I mean, whose been stuck in a massive traffic jam and not at least thought about it?

[Terminator]

I've jacked off in a parking lot before so it does happen. Sometimes you just feel the urge

 

But this is different than my incident because Reese was in a car

 

I gotta say I’ve been posting with the Dogg for well over a decade now and while the quality of his posts and trolling are sometimes questionable, every once in a while he strikes gold lol

[Beans]

At a meeting with 20 people, the girl next to me was masturbating. This was just last year.

 

Was she hot or did you have to report her?

 

This s*** had me dying!

[Bobthe4th]

For the rest of his career he should use Michael Jackson’s “beat it” as his walk up song.

[agrushcow]

Gonna file this under who gives a f***

[Beans]

For the rest of his career he should use Michael Jackson’s “beat it” as his walk up song.

 

"2 balls, 1 strike..."

[Dr. Dinger]

I mean, whose been stuck in a massive traffic jam and not at least thought about it?

 

I have jerked off on the Gardiner stuck in traffic. It was night time! Also jerked off in parking lots (not alone) and gotten road head countless times. It really could happen to anyone, but considering his job he probably should have done it at his hotel.

[Spanky99]

Welp... lol.

[FrozenRopes]

As long as he wasn't driving at the time.

[GreekFatAss]

I've jacked off in a parking lot before so it does happen. Sometimes you just feel the urge

 

But this is different than my incident because Reese was in a car

 

Omg, I'm waiting to wrote an exam in 5 minutes and this made me burst out laughing and make everyone look at me.

[Jimcanuck]

I have jerked off on the Gardiner stuck in traffic. It was night time! Also jerked off in parking lots (not alone) and gotten road head countless times. It really could happen to anyone, but considering his job he probably should have done it at his hotel.

 

What do you mean, not alone?

[EastCoaster]

No worries if he gets suspended by the MLB or canned from the Blue Jays he could always joined the Conservative party and run in Tony Clement's riding of Ontario instead of sexting pictures of his Johnson. Anyone who wanted to could just drop by his constituency office and get a glimpse of the real thing in live action.

[Laika]

What do you mean, not alone?

 

That girl from your work was there flicking her bean

[Beans]

That girl from your work was there flicking her bean

Diddling her bean, lol