Most Attractive Blue Jays

[Thomas Malthus]

Collabelo looks like?

 

A) Droopy dog from the MGM cartoons

An extra from the Grapes of Wrath who would probably goes by a nickname like "Dustbowl"

C) An attractive gentleman

 

D) The mechanic you use when your car breaks down in Georgia.

[Thomas Malthus]

I would put Donaldson on the hot list, despite the sometimes questionable fashion sense and absurd hair.

 

I concur.

[L54]

What will it take for you to change that avatar?

 

I'm not that easy.

[vdubmvp]

I'm not that easy.

 

You should be.

[Candy Maldonado]

Are the guys ranked within their respective category? Travis in the upper echelon is pretty generous.

 

Travis and Cecil are among the ugliest on the team.

[over500]

We need JPA. He's so hawt.

[Brownie19]

Chavez

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2014_02_22.jpg

 

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jesse_chavez_2012_03_02.jpg

 

I've never seen someone tuck their eyebrows in their hat before...

[Brownie19]

If you want to do the button up thing, you need a tightly fitted Mao collar type shirt.

 

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1tYVsIXXXXXbHXXXXq6xXFXXXO/2014-Hot-Mens-Slim-Fit-Shirt-cotton-casual-Mandarin-collar-shirts-Solid-For-Men-Blue-Gray.jpg

 

No no...that still looks bad. Unless you're an F'ing hipster...

[43211234]

Pompey is in a tier of his own.

 

 

[Stangstag]

How is Martin being left off of the HOT list?

[Governator]

There can't be as many hot as there are average... that dilutes the hot list, if anything it's average and above average and only like 2 or 3 max make a hot list from a baseball team. f***in amateurs.

[Candy Maldonado]

[wamco]

How is Martin being left off of the HOT list?

He is Canadian and we are not very attractive people.

[wamco]

How is Martin being left off of the HOT list?

 

The beard

[closetjaysfan]

 

Is that a game cube plugged into a TV with a built in DVD and what looks like could be a built in VCR next to it? Magic the gathering cards and N64 cartridges encased in plexiglass? I guess Donaldson must be doing appearances at the local nerd headquarters...

[burlingtonbandit]

lol Brett Cecil.

[over500]

He is Canadian and we are not very attractive people.

[Laika]

Is that a game cube plugged into a TV with a built in DVD and what looks like could be a built in VCR next to it? Magic the gathering cards and N64 cartridges encased in plexiglass? I guess Donaldson must be doing appearances at the local nerd headquarters...

 

I know Donaldson is big into collecting baseball cards and memorabilia. These guys probably have something to do with that.

[Thomas Malthus]

Is that a game cube plugged into a TV with a built in DVD and what looks like could be a built in VCR next to it? Magic the gathering cards and N64 cartridges encased in plexiglass? I guess Donaldson must be doing appearances at the local nerd headquarters...

 

So whose house do we get to meet him at?

[43211234]

Yeah that photo is likely related to his memorabilia collecting.

 

The Gamecube connected to a CRT could only mean they play Super Smash Bros Melee, which automatically makes them awesome people.

[Boxcar]

Donaldson is better than like half of your top tier.

 

No, you just have bad taste

[Boxcar]

Are the guys ranked within their respective category? Travis in the upper echelon is pretty generous.

 

No, just whoever falls in there in no particular order. Can't believe I forgot Martin but he's obviously a top 3 hottie.

[Boxcar]

There can't be as many hot as there are average... that dilutes the hot list, if anything it's average and above average and only like 2 or 3 max make a hot list from a baseball team. f***in amateurs.

 

Why? I think everyone in the hot list is an attractive gentleman.

[bendera3]

No, just whoever falls in there in no particular order. Can't believe I forgot Martin but he's obviously a top 3 hottie.

 

I'd even say he's potential #1. He's on fire.

[glory]

This thread is resembling the In Living Color sketch "Men on Films".

[bowld]

Why is it that almost every topic in this forum turns into a discussion about players looks. Am I missing something?

[KingKat]

Why is it that almost every topic in this forum turns into a discussion about players looks. Am I missing something?

 

It's like a kind of board meme at this point.

[Thomas Malthus]

What else is there to do in the offseason?

 

It sure seems like there's more reason to be passionate in the ranking of the players' looks than the 18-26 slots on the farm.

[bowld]

I would prefer to rank their wives/gf's but thats just me

[Terminator]

I would prefer to rank their wives/gf's but thats just me

 

We could do that. It would be a bigger undertaking though because none of us know who they are.