Most Attractive Blue Jays

[vdubmvp]

 

Aw, Tulo with a Nintendo shirt.

[Thomas Malthus]

Donaldson gives me Hugh Jackman vibes for some reason. I dunno why.

[BTS]

Donaldson looks ridiculous lol

[burlingtonbandit]

Sanchez looks like he's sloshed. Deer in the headlight look

[Brownie19]

Donaldson looks ridiculous lol

 

Don't tell me dress shirts done up all the way (with no tie) and matching beads (and what apprearst o be matching pants) is gonna be a thing in 2016.

[Effit]

I can feel my airway constricting just by looking at Donaldson's shirt.

[BTS]

Don't tell me dress shirts done up all the way (with no tie) and matching beads (and what apprearst o be matching pants) is gonna be a thing in 2016.

 

It also looks too big for him.

[KingKat]

It also looks too big for him.

 

If you want to do the button up thing, you need a tightly fitted Mao collar type shirt.

 

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[Thomas Malthus]

Or just not have a bigger neck than Zangief.

[43211234]

Surprised Tulo owns an NES shirt but I love it.

[Captain Adama]

Tulo is the f***ing man.

[Kevin9394]

Donaldson's taste is ....

[Atothe]

Shipley looks so out of place.

[Krylian]

Sanchez looks like he's sloshed. Deer in the headlight look

 

I blame the ears

[Sammy225]

Much respect for Tulo the $10 Nintendo shirt is awesome.

[Governator]

Team chemistry is a thing.

[vdubmvp]

Donaldson looks ridiculous lol

 

I feel like the shirt being weirdly buttoned up like that would be somewhat less offensive if he got rid of those terrible beads. I can't really tell for sure from the angle, but I'm just going to assume that his hair also looks awful.

[vdubmvp]

Of course, he's still far from the worst looking one in the picture, so meh.

[KingKat]

I'm just going to assume that his hair also looks awful.

 

That's alway a safe bet with Donaldson.

[vdubmvp]

That's alway a safe bet with Donaldson.

 

His twitter picture kind of cuts off the top of his head, but it looks like he might have a buzz cut. I don't know when that was a thing with him, but it's the best he's ever looked and he needs to make that happen again.

[G-Snarls]

Of course, he's still far from the worst looking one in the picture, so meh.

 

My GF thinks Goins is really cute

[G-Snarls]

She thinks Donaldson is fugly but has a "party butt"

 

She watched about 30 games with me and will barely concede that Donaldson MIGHT be a better player than her favorite Goins

 

LMAO

[Effit]

My GF thinks Goins is really cute

 

Mine thinks they all are. lol

[Effit]

Of course, he's still far from the worst looking one in the picture, so meh.

 

Who's the worst one? Tulo is the best looking one I think.

[KingKat]

My GF thinks Goins is really cute

 

That sells him pretty short. At his best, he's the most handsome player on the team.

 

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[G-Snarls]

^ 2-3 WAR level handsomeness

 

#dreamy

[G-Snarls]

She was pissed the first time she saw him take off his hat though. She yells out "he's bald?!?!?!"

 

LMAO

[Laika]

Goins has certainly grown up a lot since back when he was a young Latino with hair

 

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[KingKat]

Goins has certainly grown up a lot since back when he was a young Latino with hair

 

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His acne cleared up big time. His skin is baby smooth now. You'd think his photos were airbrushed (and they might be to some extent) but he looks just as handsome in game action as he does in photos. Being bald isn't necessarily bad for him either. For all the women who mind, there's an equal amount of women who just love the bald look and the majority probably don't mind one way or the other.

[Laika]

For all the women who mind, there's an equal amount of women who just love the bald look and the majority probably don't mind one way or the other.

 

Said the aging man