Most Attractive Blue Jays

[Grant77]

No, but your earlier post does. Don't worry, it gets better.

 

Sorry if that bothered you. I'd just rather read about baseball in this thread than see pictures of Russ Martin in his underwear (King will post more pics now).

[Thomas Malthus]

I think I'd rank Cecil's dog higher than Sanchez.

[Grant77]

 

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple"

[King]

Ben Revere is ripped

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNRxtz1VAAEj5Bc.jpg

[Dr. Dinger]

Sorry if that bothered you. I'd just rather read about baseball in this thread than see pictures of Russ Martin in his underwear (King will post more pics now).

 

I don't really think Russ is that hot, sorry guys. Great bod in that pic, but the face doesn't do anything for me.

 

#nohetero

[KingKat]

Ben Revere is ripped

 

 

Took me a second to realize he's the one in the background. Pretty sure the same thing happened the last time you posted this.

[BTS]

I wonder if Mrs. Cecil intended to show that much boob on a Christmas card? Not that it's an Elaine Benes Christmas card or anything.

 

I was going to post this. Pretty scandalous, Mrs. Cecil.

[KingKat]

I don't really think Russ is that hot, sorry guys. Great bod in that pic, but the face doesn't do anything for me.

 

#nohetero

 

He's got a certain "something" though that makes him look like a pretty swell guy.

 

http://500levelfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/russell-martin.jpeg

[Dr. Dinger]

Where's this booby pic?

[Dr. Dinger]

He's got a certain "something" though that makes him look like a pretty swell guy.

 

http://500levelfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/russell-martin.jpeg

 

Kind eyes.

[King]

Where's this booby pic?

 

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Brett-Cecils-wife-Jennifer-Cecil-Facebook.jpg

[Thomas Malthus]

Where's this booby pic?

 

[Dr. Dinger]

How does a man with a beard that thick have such an incredibly hairless chest?

[Laika]

How does a man with a beard that thick have such an incredibly hairless chest?

 

Probably had body-wide laser hair removal when he played for LA

 

or maybe he shaves it and puts it on his face

[Maahfaace]

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/colby-rasmus-wife-megan-rasmus-2.jpg

 

Thats awesome! Didnt think colby had a sense of humor

[Grant77]

Probably had body-wide laser hair removal when he played for LA

 

or maybe he shaves it and puts it on his face

 

Better than doing it the way they did in the jackass movie.

[vdubmvp]

This is probably a good thread idea. It's like one of the mods knew I wasn't serious when I said I would stop.

[vdubmvp]

Travis and Cecil are among the ugliest on the team.

 

Cecil is cute (though I always think of Donaldson referring to his body as "dumpy") and Travis is alright.

[vdubmvp]

Kevin Pillar's wife is the #1 WAG; hands down

 

From what little I've seen of them, I agree. She's really pretty.

[vdubmvp]

I met Pillar on the street and I can confirm he's goodlooking. In fact I was crossing the street and said to myself, "damn that guy is handsome" before I even realized it was him. He had his hair done, beard nicely trimmed. He's a stud.

 

Now I'm going to need to see him in person.

[vdubmvp]

Grant is too homophobic/repressed homsexual for this, let's bring in Boxy to run it.

 

He's definitely a better choice considering he's already made a nearly complete list.

[vdubmvp]

or maybe he shaves it and puts it on his face

 

I can't even explain how hilarious this visual was to me when I first read it.

[Dr Negative]

Pillar is by far the hottest Blue Jay.

[Laika]

KP also has, hands-down, the best personality on the team. He's the best interview they have and it's not even close.

[Cookie]

I think Pillar is pretty handsome but I am a Russell Martin fan and I find JD super hot regardless of stupid beads, ugly shirts and I like his hair. Goins is pretty.

[King]

KP also has, hands-down, the best personality on the team. He's the best interview they have and it's not even close.

 

Stroman?

[vdubmvp]

I find JD super hot regardless of stupid beads, ugly shirts and I like his hair.

 

I don't like the hair but I otherwise obviously agree. I don't find him to be the most conventionally attractive, but he's just ridiculously hot. I'll just leave it at that because I'd probably get banned if I talked about him here the way I do with others.

[TRM]

I'll do it.

[Grant77]

I'll do it.

 

1. Jesse Chavez

2. Chad Jenkins

3. Roberto Osuna

[King]

Great. So everyone can send their top 10 and bottom 5 to Min, via PM. There will be enough difference between lists that we don't each need to rank every player. Only include players on the Jays 40-man, for consistency.

 

Min, come up with a ranking weight system (maybe incremental with slight additional points at top and bottom such as 12, 10, 8, 7, 6 , ... , -1, -2 , ... -8).

 

Conner Greene takes most handsome prospect