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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha I didn't say that dude.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha, I had no doubt she was hot as hell, but I said a guy spoiled for choice which he should be. Every time he leaves his house women hotter than that are probably tossing their panties at him (proverbially), women that haven't a potential coworker inside them at some point. Fine for some fun, but not an LTR.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Oh man why would a dude that should be spoiled for choice take on some other MLBers sloppy seconds?
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Currently sitting at roughly $228 million LT payroll. Ideally I'd like to see the Jays add two more high end FA's, but realistically they probably only have the budget for one.....and hell, they may not be able to land any. I think it's much more likely that one of their developing position players has a break out than a starting pitcher, so my first choice would be Burnes and the hope they get a decent OF/DH at a discount later on or that someone like Barger/Orelvis/Schneider/Loperfido/Wagner/Roden completely blow their projections out of the water. Might be why we're still sitting here waiting, the Jays are waiting on Burnes while he waits on the Giants to bring their offer closer to the Jays offer lol LEVRIDGE
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Steamer Proj 2025: C - Kirk (4.0) 1B - Vlad (5.0) 2B - Giminez (3.0) 3B - Clement (1.6) SS - Bichette (3.6) LF - Loperfido (0.1) CF - Varsho (2.8) RF - Springer (1.9) DH - Wagner (0.9) BN - Lukes (0.7) BN - Heinemen (0.7) BN - Schneider (0.7) BN - Jiminez (0.3) SP - Gausman (2.9) SP - Berrios (1.9) SP - Francis (1.6) SP - Bassitt (2.2) SP - Rodriguez (1.6) Others that may factor in are Orelvis (0.5), Barger (0.6) and Roden (0.4) Look at that giant gaping hole in LF where Soto would have went lol Sure would be nice to have a youngster break out, perhaps Roden? Any of Teo, Santander, Bregman would be of great help obviously.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah, the Jays "wasted" one of Guerrero's prime years when he put up 1.3 WAR, and then after they made the playoffs despite that he ended their playoffs getting picked off 2nd base as the trail runner. Then last year they "wasted" one of Bo's prime years when he amassed 0.3 WAR. They are decent, and sometimes even great players, but if that's your "core" to build around, you're f***ed before you even get started. Anybody stop to think that maybe THAT'S why they haven't been extended past their arb years?
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    If this report was true that means that almost a week after offering Burnes $252 million he's still hmmming and hawwwing giving SF all the time in the world to up their offer enough to say yes. lol Like the nerdy kid with lots of money that nobody wants to play with.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    155 wRC+ and 5 WAR season incoming
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah I'd love offense, but I'll happily take wins.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    If this FO had already signed Vlad and Bo to huge monster extensions worth hundreds of millions of dollars combined, guys like you would the loudest bitching about it non stop after Vlad put up 1.3 WAR in 2023 and Bo put up 0.3 War in 2024. Maybe the problem isn't just the FO, maybe part of the problem is that the two main core players aren't consistently good enough to build around, and maybe the right thing to do is reload after 2025.
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Well f*** Was hoping to get up and see this had actually happened. Of course it f***ing didn't. Just another twitter numbskull posting unverified s***. To what end I'll never understand. Going to get blueballed again as the f***ing runner up.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    To the Mets...
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Remember when Soto turned down $440 million? Boy did that work out well for him in the end
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    lol, plane tracking, pie charts with probability percentages.... Just need a grainy picture of Soto in an airport terminal
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Yep $308 million Estimated Luxury Tax Payroll
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Did the Dodgers actually land Sasaki or are they just the favorites?
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Agreed. And if Vlad is actually good again, they would both in their prime years and give the Jays arguably the best 1-2 punch for the next 5-6 seasons.
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Every time a trade happens doesn't mean one team has to "get hosed" It was a trade that made sense for both teams at the time, and still makes sense for both teams now.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    One of the most frustrating things about following this org lately. We had a bunch of solid reliever prospects that I thought would be getting loads of MLB innigs this year and they've all gone to s*** on the Bisons. Cooke, Danner, Jeunger and the latest as you mentioned Pardihno.
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Some of the '24 draftees off to good starts in Dunedin. 20yo OF Nick Mitchell with 133 wRC+ through 76 PA's 22yo OF Eddie Micheletti with 169 wRC+ through 75 PA's 21yo 3B Sean Keys with 110 wRC+ through 75 PA's 21yo C Aaron Parker with 168 wRC+ through 82 PA's
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    AAA Buffalo, where pitchers go to die.....
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    Sign Soto, extend Vladdy? What's the price tag on that? Close to a billion? $800 million?
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    That is so awesome that Nimmala got things turned around after the rough start. Now fix Bonilla
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    They may not bring in a big ticket home run hitter next off season, but IMO it won't be because they don't try to.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Is Cabrera figuring it out, or is it just me?
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