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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder who the Yanks are going to punt form the rotation? Stroman has to be the front runner no?
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Spanky you should be ashamed of yourself for cheering the Jays on. That's not how you're supposed to fan anymore. You're supposed bitch and whine and complain about everything you can possibly think of, complain about the front office incessantly, call anyone who shows any positivity a pathetic homer/cheerleader/front office fellating moron, and also make sure that for 5,853rd time you make sure everyone knows that "YOU CANT BELIEVE THE FRONT OFFICE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO FIX THE TEAM" and if we'd just signed 'X' instead of 'Y' we'd be a true juggernaut. (X = a FA from last off season that's doing great, Y = a Jays player they signed instead that is doing terrible (lots to choose from here)) C'mon man get with the times.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    No kidding. Flippin unreal
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    The starting pitching has been just fine. The bullpen has been absolutely DECIMATED with injuries. Every single high leverage guy who exceled last season has spent time on the IL, some of them more than once already, except for Mayza who probably should spend time on the IL as his velo is way down.
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    lol dude
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah, looks like Green and Pearson will be on closing duties. Both pitched yesterday, but on 3 pitches for Pearson and 7 for Green. I was thinking maybe they'd recall Burr today if Yimi is out, but he pitched yesterday for the Bisons. Maybe Hagen Danner is ready for a solid look.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Isaac Paredes up for arb after this season and well on his way to another 4+ fWAR season. I wonder where he ends up next year, or alter this year? Which playoff juggernaut needs a 3B? I remember hearing rumors that the Jays were in discussions with Tampa for him, I wonder what they were asking for in return, if true?
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    Honestly, as the Jays sit here hanging around in striking distance WC3, Houston and Texas being just behind us makes me nervous. I could see either one of them going on a 2nd half tear potentially. Adolis Garcia with 4.4 fWAR last season has 0 fWAR so far this season. Turned into a pumpkin
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    That is the world that the Jays FO tried to build around. That is why they sacrificed some offense after 2022 in order to improve the OF defense and pitching. Little did they or anyone else know that Vlad/Bo and Kirk had already peaked and Springer was about to swan dive into being an 80 wRC+ hitter than can play a solid RF and that's it.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    This from a guy who doesn't even know what the word "fixed" means. The Dodgers could literally hand Teo over to the Jays right now for free and their pitiful offense would still not be "fixed".
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    f*** are you dumb. Quoted my post but didn't read it. Just f*** off already.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    The core hitters are rotten. Still in the hunt though, and they've been cutting dead weight and calling up Bisons. Maybe we'll get some playoffs yet.
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    People keep bitching that the Jays should have "fixed" offense last off season I said it couldn't have been "fixed" without Ohtani and/or Soto Pretty simple. Yet somehow a bunch of mouth breathers take that to mean that i don't think it could have been improved or that Atkins is absolved of all blame and gets a "free pass" lmao And they just keep repeating that I have that stance. And then a guy likenyou comes along and apparently thinks that's my stance too Round and round we go
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    That has NEVER been my argument for f*** sakes.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    I am so sick of arguing with you two about this, and I'm sure everyone else is tired of reading it. If you want to think Teo being on this team would save it right now, be my guest. Would it be better? Probably, assuming he hits as well here as he's hitting in LA. Does it move the needle enough to "fix" it? f*** no. lmao
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    I'm assuming this is a shot at me because I don't think signing Teoscar this last off season would have moved the needle for the 2024 Jays? He would have been a negligible upgrade on the overall team as a whole, in my opinion. He'd obviously be an upgrade on the offense, but his $20+ million price tag would force other players off the team and take away their non-offensive contributions. And besides, I just said Vlad isn't fine. He's barely above replacement level.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Guerrero has 1 fWAR almost half way through the season. He may be hitting "ok" but he's most definitely a problem
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    The sarcasm went right over your (bone) head did it?
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    But, if they'd have signed Teo and JDM though we'd be golden.
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    I've don't know if I've ever seen someone so dumb and clueless be soooooo sure of himself in my entire life. And also just completely smug about it.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    We'll pay for the whole contract, just take Springer back the other way haha
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah his deal is really nice for sure, but that 36.7 K-rate this year is frightening and his D value has dropped which also not good, although we wouldn't want him for CF.
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    I feel like the Guardians are what the jays should be right now if so many of the underperforming (or cooked in some cases) players were actually hitting their projections. If Bo had 2-3 WAR right now, Vlad had 2-3 WAR right now, Springer and Kirk could still hit, Gausman was 23-24 level Gausman and the bullpen was doing what it did last year. If, if, if, if, if..... Hopefully they can get some wins. Gonna be tough.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Robert isn't exactly lighting the world on fire this year, and he's certainly no superstar caliber player. He'd be a nice add to see if he can turn it around and a big upgrade to Springer/KK but I certainly wouldn't pay through the teeth to get him here.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    For sure, but at least it's finally happened and the Jays aren't out of the fight yet.
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