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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Kind of funny seeing certain Jays fans freaking out about the Jays not signing Bo or Vlad yet, acting like they have been these amazing core players that the Jays FO should have bent the knee to long ago and given them massive long term deals, and then spend the next 10+ years trying to build around these two as they hit 30 and beyond. It's a struggle to build a winner around these guys while they're young and cheap, never mind what it might be like to do it as they age and have boat anchor contracts.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    The Red Sox? Really?? f*** me Like, come on dude
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    I'd rather the Jays not signing any bench guys IF/OF They have more than enough internal options to fill out a decent bench and it's going to spill over into AAA too. I think they enough guys like this that it'll create healthy competition and one or two of them might actually pop like Schneider did in 2023.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Even if it's true, he likely doesn't want to sign in Toronto and will end up taking a lesser offer from a team he does want to sign with after they increase their offer because of the leverage gained from the Jays offer he doesn't want to accept. Good times.
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Trading for Robert would be nice as long as the cost isn't ridiculous. He had a really bad year. His projections are pretty decent though. It'd be nice to get him and then DH Santander most of the time when Varsho returns.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    No more big bats left, at least not the kind that can mash 40+ Have to add wins somewhere else. Maybe we get lucky and a guy like Barger or Orelvis fill the big bat void
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Now Bregman can sign with the Tigers and the off season will be complete
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    We'd have a shot in 2025 with this line up. There would be a ton of depth on the bench and in the upper minors too. Could probably deal some of it for some decent bullpen arms as well. Wagner, Clement, Lukes, Loperfido, Jiminez, Clase, Berroa, Schneider, Orelvis, Barger, Kasevich, Roden...
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Same question I posed to L54
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    Is this an actual rumor or are you just dicking around?
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Worst GM in the history of baseball
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Hoss Atkins isn't phucking around, peeps
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Both Bregman and Alonso now please.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah, the longer the Alonso saga drags out the more likely it seems like he's assuming the positioning and pulling the cheeks apart for Cohen so he can stay with the Mets
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Still quite a few FAs left for us to be in on but miss out on. Excited to see which one signs somewhere else first.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Can forget about Kim. Signed with the Rays,, 2 years $29m with an opt out after year 1.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Hurry the f*** up Alonso
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    It's 2am, the bar is closing, all the hotties told us to F off and left with Chad Thundercock (Dodgers, Mets) and we just really want someone to touch our pee pees so the 5 sitting at the bar doesn't look too shabby through our beer goggles. Probably going to regret it in the morning though.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    Left base and right base i think 🤔
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Yes, the Jays should fallen over with their legs in the air and gave Vladdy whatever he wanted while he was busy declining at the plate for three straight years, struggling to control his weight in his early 20's, degrading into one of the worst defensive 1Bs in MLB and constantly making stupid costly mistakes like getting picked off 2nd base as the trail runner (and potential tying run) in an elimination game that officially ended their season with a red hot hitter at the plate. The guy has more red flags than a Chinese communist party parade and some of you act like it was ALWAYS a cut and dry easy decision to just throw hundreds of millions of dollars at him.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    I do wonder with the rumors of the Jays being close to signing Alonso and also still in on Bregman, if they were to somehow miraculously get both signed, maybe the next step would be to trade Vladdy with 1B and 3B filled going forward. I'm sure they would love to keep Vlad, but maybe not for $450 million + I still love the idea of Vientos, Williams and a couple upper minor SP prospects from the Mets, especially if the Jays have secured Alonso, Bregman and another SP like Sherzer or Flaherty
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    1. Bo SS 2. Vlad 1B 3. Alonso DH 4. Santander LF 5. Bregman 3B 6. Springer LF 7. Kirk C 8. Giminez 2B 9. Varsho CF Yes please
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    If the Jays got Alonso tonight, I wonder if they'd still be in on Bregman... That'd be awesome. I don't give a s*** how much money they spend.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Jesus christ why is it always like this? Like pulling teeth for Toronto to be anybodies first choice.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully true. Another masher would be great for the line up. If Bo bounced back and they could have 6 guys with 20+ home runs, and 3 of those have hit 40+
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