Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[gruber92]

Nice knowing you kid.

[THANOS]

What? But why? Huh? Lol

[Sorrow]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/blue-jays-reese-mcguire-arrested-dunedin-exposing/?template=basic&template=basic

[RobinThicc]

What? But why? Huh? Lol

 

For exposing himself

[jays4life19]

I was hoping it would be like for pissing on a side of a bar but it appears to be the creepy af kinda exposing yourself.

[z3r0s]

exposing yourself inside an SUV. Sounds like somebody was getting some kind of action in the car, but hard to tell with no details. Could just be a perv, but its hard to know.

[The Iceman]

Should have kept his catching gear on...young guy. Made a mistake. Will apologize and all will be well.

[Pendleton]

[TheHurl]

Reading what this means now. misdemeanor penalty comes with a max of 1 year in jail and $1,000 fine. Essentially nudity alone is not enough though. Has to be lewd or sexual in intent. Trying to look up where this falls in MLB's eyes now.

[max silver]

Wtf, that's a crazy thing to get caught for on the eve of spring training. This certainly doesn't bode well for the Jays big league catching situation to say the least. I wonder how the club ends up dealing with this? Creepy deviant/pervert type isn't exactly who you want to be employing on a team owned by a major media company.

[The Cats Ass]

My guess is he was getting a blowjob in the parking lot.

[Laika]

Reading what this means now. misdemeanor penalty comes with a max of 1 year in jail and $1,000 fine. Essentially nudity alone is not enough though. Has to be lewd or sexual in intent. Trying to look up where this falls in MLB's eyes now.

 

For the charge to stick.

 

Florida cops probably charge anyone who gets caught in the buff with this. For all we know Reese was just changing in his car and some old lady saw his Reese's Pieces. He'll probably get this dismissed unless juicer details come out.

[The Cats Ass]

For the charge to stick.

 

Florida cops probably charge anyone who gets caught in the buff with this. For all we know Reese was just changing in his car and some old lady saw his Reese's Pieces.

 

This was my 2nd guess after the blowie.

[Krylian]

Lol. TJ yesterday. Indecent exposure today.

 

Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

[max silver]

Lol. TJ yesterday. Indecent exposure today.

 

Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

 

Hopefully this fills our quota for obligatory bad news Jays spring training stories for this year.

[Sorrow]

Apparently in Florida if this charge sticks he gets mandatory sex offender status regardless of it being innocent or not. So that could be a potential work visa issue.

[sdyment]

Apparently in Florida if this charge sticks he gets mandatory sex offender status regardless of it being innocent or not. So that could be a potential work visa issue.

 

You’d have to have gotten stuck with the deepest south hardass DA for those charges unless he really was showin’ it to kids or something. That’s a big deal to be stuck with that if not necessary.

[wilko]

*Florida man enters chat*

[sdyment]

*Florida man enters chat*

 

Nope. I just know how power hungry some law enforcement can be in the Deep South... used to work on cruise ships and the border agents can be ridiculous, and so can the staties...

[Bobthe4th]

Lol. TJ yesterday. Indecent exposure today.

 

Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

 

Dave Hudgens being implicated in the Astros scandal would be my guess!

[Bobthe4th]

 

Can only imagine how awkward that phone call must have been. "Oh hi Reese, thanks for checking in - you wanting to know what time to show up for spring training?" "Well about that.... not sure I'll make it......"

[EMK19]

WTF...

 

Wonder if we will essentially “Dishonourably discharge” him in a similar manner to Yunel, Osuna etc... aside from hazing/dare type of thing, not sure if there can be a valid explanation for this. Hmm...

[Bobthe4th]

WTF...

 

Wonder if we will essentially “Dishonourably discharge” him in a similar manner to Yunel, Osuna etc... aside from hazing/dare type of thing, not sure if there can be a valid explanation for this. Hmm...

 

If he was having sex with someone it’d be embarrassing but not career ending. If he was on his own and deliberately exposing himself to passers by then he won’t play for us again. Surely he can’t have been that stupid though.

[wilko]

Nope. I just know how power hungry some law enforcement can be in the Deep South... used to work on cruise ships and the border agents can be ridiculous, and so can the staties...

 

[Nofunatall]

WTF...

 

Wonder if we will essentially “Dishonourably discharge” him in a similar manner to Yunel, Osuna etc... aside from hazing/dare type of thing, not sure if there can be a valid explanation for this. Hmm...

 

Speaking of the later.. he'd be a great fit in Houston. Don't they need help at C? Get er done Shatkins.

[Boxcar]

exposing yourself inside an SUV. Sounds like somebody was getting some kind of action in the car, but hard to tell with no details. Could just be a perv, but its hard to know.

 

I don't think cranking one out in your car should be a crime. That's what this sounds like. Sometimes the urge is just there.

[Terminator]

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[Terminator]

Mods, turn the video code on. The board would be better if I could embed my videos.

[Laika]

WTF...

 

Wonder if we will essentially “Dishonourably discharge” him in a similar manner to Yunel, Osuna etc... aside from hazing/dare type of thing, not sure if there can be a valid explanation for this. Hmm...

 

DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE sounds like the Florida criminal offense for jizzing in public, so sure.

[43211234]

Was he getting changed or "getting changed"?