AA scouting Pappelbon

[Angrioter]

You guys all underrate GD. Here he is in action:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/4/4/2/75853442/051714_tortex_young_fan_yqg3ealh.gif

 

GD, you're a f***ing puberty player!!

[jays76]

Define fat.

 

It's a valid question, there's some smoking ladies out there with a touch of weight who look good. Personally my favorite types of chicks are the ones with a healthy look who have a huge natural rack and a bit of thickness. They're a tiny bit meaty but not quite letting it all hang out into true fattie territory, I'll take that over a flat chested bone rack anyday.

 

A lot of depravity on this thread so far, keep up the good work fellas..

[Governator]

I'd take a 250lb fat chick over a bone rack any day.

[jays76]

We're not talking about a touch of weight here, we're talking about FATTIES

 

Yeah full fledged fatties are another story.

[jays4life19]

I'd take a 250lb fat chick over a bone rack any day.

 

A 250lb chick is HUGE dude. I could see someone saying 180 lbs or so but a 250lb chick is like morbidly obese (ie. can't see her vag because her tummy sags down so low). Apologies to anyone who is eating and read this post.

 

I'll take a skinny girl every time.

[jays76]

I'd take a 250lb fat chick over a bone rack any day.

 

Woah 250lbs is pushing it lol. It depends on the height and how they carry it with bigger chicks but that's a wide load.

[Governator]

Hey we all have our tastes, if I can see her ribs I want to puke.

[intentional wok]

It's a valid question, there's some smoking ladies out there with a touch of weight who look good. Personally my favorite types of chicks are the ones with a healthy look who have a huge natural rack and a bit of thickness. They're a tiny bit meaty but not quite letting it all hang out into true fattie territory, I'll take that over a flat chested bone rack anyday.

 

A lot of depravity on this thread so far, keep up the good work fellas..

 

thank you

 

Christina Hendricks is the obvious celebrity choice here, and I'd kill any one of you if she asked me to.

 

 

 

Seriously. I'd bathe in your blood.

[jays4life19]

Hey we all have our tastes, if I can see her ribs I want to puke.

 

Fair.

 

If i can't see her vagina I want to puke.

[Stangstag]

Hey we all have our tastes, if I can see her ribs I want to puke.

 

Lol

[jays76]

thank you

 

Christina Hendricks is the obvious celebrity choice here, and I'd kill any one of you if she asked me to.

 

 

 

Seriously. I'd bathe in your blood.

 

Christina Hendricks body type is exactly who I was talking about, that's perfection. Even a little thicker in a beefy-athletic type of way is good too, I just need nice thick tits and a round ass and I'm happy.

[jays76]

Hey we all have our tastes, if I can see her ribs I want to puke.

 

I agree man, you need something to hang onto and work with.

[jays76]

Can't believe you're using her as an example. Very few over-weight girls look like her, and most of her extra weight is in her boobs. Get real.

 

That's why I said body type dummy not looks. You see that body type everywhere, a few extra pounds with a big rack and ass, and even a bit thicker than her is good too.

[Brownie19]

That's why I said body type dummy not looks. You see that body type everywhere, a few extra pounds with a big rack and ass, and even a bit thicker than her is good too.

 

Buyer beware if you're looking long term.....if they have that body at a younger age (say 20-30 years old) - chances are they'll be a lot bigger by 40...Just like Fielder and Sandoval - those bodies break down over time...

 

Fun to play with in the short term though

[jays76]

Buyer beware if you're looking long term.....if they have that body at a younger age (say 20-30 years old) - chances are they'll be a lot bigger by 40...Just like Fielder and Sandoval - those bodies break down over time...

 

Fun to play with in the short term though

 

Lol no doubt, great short term investment! 20-45 is the window and then gravity & metabolism usually wreaks havoc on that body type. It'll be interesting to see how the bodies of even Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian or Kate Upton look when they're pushing their late 40's.

[Brownie19]

Lol no doubt, great short term investment! 20-45 is the window and then gravity & metabolism usually wreaks havoc on that body type. It'll be interesting to see how the bodies of even Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian or Kate Upton look when they're pushing their late 40's.

 

The first time I read this, I read it as "20-45 is the window and then gravy & metabolism usually wreaks havoc on that body type". Then I actually laughed out loud - although....it kind of works too...you know that body type loves poutine.

[Jimcanuck]

Lol no doubt, great short term investment! 20-45 is the window and then gravity & metabolism usually wreaks havoc on that body type. It'll be interesting to see how the bodies of even Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian or Kate Upton look when they're pushing their late 40's.

 

So true. Had magnificent intercourse with a 40DD rack and nice well rounded ass aged 25-30. Traded in for slimmer model at that point. Was good trade, on FB now never see a pic below the 40DD cleavage. 15 yrs and three monsters after the trade in.

[Ziggyy108]

So true. Had magnificent intercourse with a 40DD rack and nice well rounded ass aged 25-30. Traded in for slimmer model at that point. Was good trade, on FB now never see a pic below the 40DD cleavage. 15 yrs and three monsters after the trade in.

 

 

your so cool man. how do I become cool like you

[Jimcanuck]

your so cool man. how do I become cool like you

 

you either got it or you dont

[Atothe]

Christina Hendricks isn't in her 40's?

[Gorlak]

Same team next year, minus Buehrle and with Dickey, Bautista, Reyes, and Edwin another year removed from their physical primes. If the payroll space was there (and it isn't, so its a moot point) Hoffman for Hamels is a no-brainer.

 

The Kids would be a year closer to prime and you can sign someone for 20 mil in the offseason, No way would I trade Hoffman for Hamels. Jessica Alba is the perfect woman.

[intentional wok]

I prefer fit girls. Like girls who are not fat sloths and prefer a little exercise over Oprah re-runs and bon-bons.

 

Every post you've made on this subject has had me in stitches.

[RealAccountant]

Thread is cringeworthy

[Jayday]

This forum is slowly turning into the MLB Jays forum.

 

 

Well, most are the same posters,getting older does not always equate to getting wiser.

[Orgfiller]

Threads like this one are why the delete history setting is the best tool in browsers.

 

Inb4 "should have gone incognito noob"

[Maahfaace]

Christina Hendricks body type is exactly who I was talking about, that's perfection. Even a little thicker in a beefy-athletic type of way is good too, I just need nice thick tits and a round ass and I'm happy.

 

but shes a ginger and has no soul

[Rusty_Savage]

Christina Hendricks isn't in her 40's?

 

39 I think

[Rusty_Savage]

Christina Hendricks

Jonathan Papoelbon

Paul Beeston

 

You have to fight one, f*** one and marry one. Go

[jays76]

but shes a ginger and has no soul

 

In the middle ages there was no greater curse than to walk the earth as a redhead. You were either shunned or burned at the stake.

 

I like gingers myself, I'm a fan of the extremely pink nipples and freckled ta ta's.

[KingKat]

f***

fight

marry

 

I don't know about taking on Papelbon in a fight but I guess it's better than the alternatives.