I have a good friend who tore a muscle in his shoulder and was getting plasma rich injections down in Toronto. The guy giving him the injections says he works on the Jays players and he said that Bats and EE are massive vagines and that Jose's shoulder injury and EE's thumb injury were very minor and that these two are always trying to talk their way out of the lineup.
I will be the first to admit I don't believe any of this (even though it's a good friend who told me)....I resisted posting earlier, because, well, I think it's pointless, but it seems to fit in with this discussion...so what the hell - take it for what it's worth.