General 2017 Blue Jays Discussion Thread

[burlingtonbandit]

My god thats hideous.

[King]

 

Stroman doesn't care about your opinions.

[TholesWeirdEye]

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/b9/88/b9880a_1775040.jpg

[burlingtonbandit]

Lol

 

[Jimcanuck]

Stroman is just a caricature at this point.

 

Social media is a minefield for sports stars and celebrities. Put something out there that's just a bit contentious or silly and get a thousand disses.

[Krylian]

Trade him and that f***ing hair.

[THANOS]

Trade him and that f***ing hair.

 

You don't trade talent like that, even if he does look like a goof.

[intentional wok]

Maybe Stroman should have taken a page from his employers and waited out the haircut market.

[L54]

 

????

 

WTF is this

[WryNGinger]

 

????

 

 

Can't touch this new intro music

[Boxcar]

omglol

 

Guy is like a 10 year old. Posts stuff for the world to see, gets trashed, "YAH??!?! WEL I DUN CUR WUT U SAE NEWAYZ!!!11!!"

 

I hate people that fish for compliments. I hate it even more when they expect to get them.

[HERPDERP]

this newfound hate against Stroman is real.

[Laika]

Stay authentic in a world of fakes

 

- Marcus Stroman

 

Extra long t-shirts make you look even shorter

 

- NJH

[Abomination]

The first thing I thought of when I saw those pictures was Steve Urkel. Good job Stro!

[o2cui2i]

[Terminator]

The first thing I thought of when I saw those pictures was Steve Urkel. Good job Stro!

 

Agreed. He looks like Urkel with those cornrows for some reason. Or perhaps it's just the glasses.

[Effit]

Agreed. He looks like Urkel with those cornrows for some reason. Or perhaps it's just the glasses.

 

It also doesn't help that his facial expression makes him look like he's about to say 'did I do thaaaat'.

[TholesWeirdEye]

Is this really much worse than the foolish blonde muffin top afro he had?

[SAAviour]

Who cares how the guy does his hair!

I think he's gonna be a stud this year on the mound and that's all that matters.

[KingKat]

Is this really much worse than the foolish blonde muffin top afro he had?

 

No and it's probably a really practical haircut for someone whose job has them wearing a hat all the time.

[Candy Maldonado]

[burlingtonbandit]

I find his constant pumping of his HDMH brand more annoying than anything else. But I'm still really excited to watch him pitch, which is really all that matters.

[Governator]

 

????

 

 

Geez he looks like he's 15 and mommy's driving him to high school.

[G-Snarls]

[G-Snarls]

I find his constant pumping of his HDMH brand more annoying than anything else. But I'm still really excited to watch him pitch, which is really all that matters.

 

It's working for him though

 

Hot chicks tweet at him all the time about it

[G-Snarls]

[burlingtonbandit]

It's working for him though

 

Hot chicks tweet at him all the time about it

 

Hot chicks tweet at all athletes lol.

[G-Snarls]

Hot chicks tweet at all athletes lol.

 

Well that's true

 

Imagine some of direct messages they must get out of nowhere all the time

[The Iceman]

Now is an awesome time that you can sign guys for a reasonable contract.

Fits for us on a minor league deal may be Ryan Howard, Mourneau or Adam Lind. I still think any of these guys in the Blue Jay lineup can contribute.

We were apparently interested in Yusmeiro Petit last off season. Petit, Latos, Tom Wilhelmsen, Alfredo Simon, Kevin Jepson all intriguing arms. Lets go bargain shopping!

[Ehjays]

Now is an awesome time that you can sign guys for a reasonable contract.

Fits for us on a minor league deal may be Ryan Howard, Mourneau or Adam Lind. I still think any of these guys in the Blue Jay lineup can contribute.

We were apparently interested in Yusmeiro Petit last off season. Petit, Latos, Tom Wilhelmsen, Alfredo Simon, Kevin Jepson all intriguing arms. Lets go bargain shopping!

 

Sure why not?? Minor league deals are awesome