GDT - Rays @ Blue Jays (3/3) - The End of Days Thread

[Belliss101]

Paredes giveth, Paredes taketh away

 

ftfy

[TheHurl]

Well not all of Jimmy Paredes' rockets are going to go for hits. There are fielders out there after all.

 

But even Jimmy Paredes' outs are productive.

 

Paredes lost

[CJ-Freeway]

RBI baseball needs to help the blue jays instead of black kids.

 

HAHA. That's hilarious LOL

[Angrioter]

Paredes is the worst defender at MLB

[Terminator]

Over/Under on Jimmy Paredes' stats tonight, my predictions in parentheses

 

Hits: 2.5 (OVER)

Walks: 0.5 (UNDER)

Homers: 1.5 (OVER)

RBI: 4.5 (OVER)

Errors: 2.5 (OVER)

Pitchers Killed: 1 (PUSH)

 

Ok well looks like we might hit the over on the errors after all. As I said, I guarantee nothing when it comes to Jimmy Paredes' fielding.

[BigCecil]

Paredes lost

 

Cmon, Jeff Blair used that line already today.

[vdubmvp]

Khan you rich f***

 

Which one did he bid on?

[THANOS]

Shapiro is going to clean house after this season, Gibby may be gone sooner. Jacoby, Hale and Walker are done.

 

Thank God, if that happens. I'm tired of "pitch to contact" and "watch 0-2 meatballs".

[Belliss101]

THANK GOD THOLE IS LEADING OFF THE INNING!!!

 

cf

[KingKat]

Jimmy Paredes

How could we ask for more?

I swear that we can see forever... in his eyes.

Jimmy Paredes

 

(...)

 

Take me down to Paredes City

Where the drives are long and the fans scream Jimmy!

[Daniel Labude]

Josh Reddick please

 

What's the fascination with him?

[Terminator]

Jimmy Paredes

How could we ask for more?

I swear that we can forever... in his eyes.

Jimmy Paredes

 

(...)

 

Take me down to Paredes City

Where the drives are long and the fans scream Jimmy!

 

OMG this is brilliant

[Governator]

Paredes giveth, Paredes giveth away

 

The definition of replacement level.

[Terminator]

The definition of replacement level.

 

Take that back please

[Belliss101]

Yay

[West Texas Forever]

Wooooo

[CJ-Freeway]

Nice.

[intentional wok]

Saunders having a good year for himself. Good man.

[BigCecil]

Holy s***...he smoked that.

 

Saunders....im very sorry for thinking you were deceased last year.

[KingKat]

The condor is in flight.

[gruber92]

Okay bro. Calm the f*** down bro.

 

Wow..

[Governator]

Take that back please

 

I only giveth not giveth away. 3 WAR closer here.

[Belliss101]

Yay now we get to watch Edwin take 3 homerun cuts

[glory]

Shapiro is going to clean house after this season, Gibby may be gone sooner. Jacoby, Hale and Walker are done.

 

Like I said before, if the Jays are going to lose, I hope they go full 2012/13. That way Shapiro can clean house even earlier (trade deadline).

 

This roster had a one year window. If that window has already closed, then f*** it, try to get as much young talent for the impending free agents as possible. Beg Bats and Edwin to waive their NTC's in July if you have to.

[West Texas Forever]

I'm drunky drunk at the game. Hope the Jays pull out a win

[Belliss101]

Edwin's approach is disgusting.

[gruber92]

Gibby I don't think will make it to the all-star break.

 

That "40 game evaluation" is not looking too good right now.

 

Yup..

[Terminator]

Take me down to Paredes City

Where the drives are long and the fans scream Jimmy!

 

Seriously, can't get over the brilliance of this one. I'm going to listen to that song during his next AB.

[burlingtonbandit]

Edwin has been so disappointing this year. Good luck getting a 4 year deal let alone 5.

[Belliss101]

I'm drunky drunk at the game. Hope the Jays pull out a win

 

Better keep drinking then.