GDT - Rays @ Blue Jays (3/3) - The End of Days Thread

[Terminator]

Here we go you guys.

 

It's Jimmy Paredes time.

[500LevelSTH]

He saud, ok you walked the danger boys, now carve up the underbelly

[Terminator]

They are huddling on the mound to talk strategy about pitching Jimmy Paredes.

[gruber92]

David Ortiz pulls the ball a lot more than Saunders. The former goes oppo 18.3% of the time to the latter's 25%. Also lol @ criticizing a hitter for not being like David Ortiz.

 

I'll guarantee you that Ortiz hits the ball the other with RISP with the shift on more often than Saunders does. I'm not comparing anyone to Ortiz, but the fact that a ball player of his stature is willing to sacrifice a bit of power to knock in a run when it's handed to him just goes to show he's team oriented. Maybe Saunders just doesn't possess the talent. I don't know.

[Jonn]

2 on none out let's go!

 

Usually doesn't amount to much for us. I will be thrilled if they tie it

[TheHurl]

Jimmy Paredes is putting the AL East on notice. The Orioles dropped him and now he's going to wreck havoc on the entire division.

 

Almost killed a pitcher in his first AB and then goes oppo homer in his second.

 

Pick your favourite Paredes parody song for me to write I'll get right on it.

 

Been spending most their lives, living without Jimmy Paredes

Been spending most their lives, living without Jimmy Paredes

Keep spending most our lives, living in the Bluejays paradise

Keep spending most our lives, living with Jimmy Paredes

 

Power and the money, money and the power...

 

or

 

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night

I can see Paredes by the dugout light

 

[Girl:]

Ain't no doubt about it we were doubly blessed

'Cause we were barely five hundred but then Jimmy dressed

 

there has to be a hundred songs with paradise. I'll keep working

[Orgfiller]

That ball was drilled, very unfortunate but at least Tim Beckham f***ed up.

[Terminator]

Pick your favourite Paredes parody song for me to write I'll get right on it.

 

Been spending most their lives, living without Jimmy Paredes

Been spending most their lives, living without Jimmy Paredes

Keep spending most our lives, living in the Bluejays paradise

Keep spending most our lives, living with Jimmy Paredes

 

Power and the money, money and the power...

 

or

 

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night

I can see Paredes by the dugout light

 

[Girl:]

Ain't no doubt about it we were doubly blessed

'Cause we were barely five hundred but then Jimmy dressed

 

there has to be a hundred songs with paradise. I'll keep working

 

Lol let's do Jimmy's Paradise

[Jonn]

And will get nothing

[TheHurl]

Giving Hurl a good look at dreamy Kiermaier.

 

and I missed it. Trying to write parody lyrics

[Terminator]

Well not all of Jimmy Paredes' rockets are going to go for hits. There are fielders out there after all.

 

But even Jimmy Paredes' outs are productive.

[CJ-Freeway]

lol

[gruber92]

Yeah, they have such huge blindspots that Bautista and EE are 4th and 15th respectively in hitting since 2010. Looks like the league has really figured them out.

 

I'm just talking recently. Calm the f*** down bro.

[BTS]

Good job Pillar

[Belliss101]

This is embarrassing

[Orgfiller]

I'll guarantee you that Ortiz hits the ball the other with RISP with the shift on more often than Saunders does. I'm not comparing anyone to Ortiz, but the fact that a ball player of his stature is willing to sacrifice a bit of power to knock in a run when it's handed to him just goes to show he's team oriented. Maybe Saunders just doesn't possess the talent. I don't know.

 

I'm sorry, how many Red Sox games do you watch exactly? If you can show me some numbers to prove what you're saying, then I will side with you. I'm pretty sure Ortiz isn't sacrificing power at any time, but whatever.

[Statman]

Thread title should be The Night of The Long Knives

 

Shartkins begin the purge.

[Belliss101]

The amount of times we haven't cashed in with runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs is disgusting

[burlingtonbandit]

Goins has such an ugly swing.

[Orgfiller]

I'm just talking recently. Calm the f*** down bro.

 

You say this a lot, I can assure you I'm quite calm if not a bit frustrated that Pillar couldn't cash in there.

[HERPDERP]

bad team is bad

[Effit]

Pitiful

[thatoneguy]

My god, this is brutal.

[CJ-Freeway]

s*** offense gonna stay s*****

[burlingtonbandit]

Jays should bunt more since they are so good at chasing in runners at 3rd and less than 2 out.

[Jonn]

Please hurry Travis. I can't f***ing do it anymore. Get Goins off our tv screen.

[Statman]

Shapiro and Atkins must be disgusted.

[BTS]

That sack of s*** black hole can't get optioned soon enough.

[500LevelSTH]

Pillar .121 last 9 games

[RealAccountant]

What a horrible year

 

Same as 2013