JFL19 (2-0) GDT: Theee Toronto Bluejays (10-10) vs Chicago White Sox (13-6) 7.07pm

[jays4life19]

Pitching match up: Miguel Gonzalez ( Stats: none needed, he blows) vs Marcus Stroman (Stats: 103 xFIP-)

 

Chicago White Sox lineup:

1. Adam Eaton (L) RF - 103 wRC+

2. Jimmy Rollins (S) SS - 87 wRC+

3. Jose Abreu ® 1B - 62 wRC+

4. Todd Frazier ® 3B - 95 wRC+

5. Melky Cabrera (S) LF - 158 wRC+

6. Brett Lawrie ® 2B - 130 wRC+

7. Austin Jackson ® CF - suxxxx

8. Avisail Garcia ® DH - suxxxx

9. Kevan Smith ® C - Major League debut! (Can't be worse then Dioner Navarro i'd think)

 

Theee Toronto Bluejays lineup:

1. Ezequiel Carrera (L) CF - suxxxx

2. Josh Donaldson ® DH - God

3. Jose Bautista ® RF - Amazing

4. Edwin Encarnacion ® 1B - Stud wing

5. Troy Tulowitzki ® SS - Sexy

6. Michael Saunders (L) LF - Canada, eh?

7. Ryan Goins (L) 2B - suxxx

8. Darwin Barney ® 3B - handsome but suxxx

9. Josh Thole (L) C - suxxxx

 

Advanced analysis/Game notes

- Baltimore really suxxxx

- Byron Buxton suxxxx ( lol @ K% of 49%)

 

Weather:

Peachy with a bit of rain.

 

Upset prediction of the night:

Oakland Athletics (2.25) over the Detroit Tigers. (1.69)

 

 

*** As always i personally guarantee a Bluejays win or i will accept my Ban from Hurl***

 

Let's Gooooo Bluejayssss

[Guy]

This should be fun, Miguel Gonzalez sux! (Did I just jinx us?)

[vdubmvp]

Carrera still leading off even with Saunders back. And no Smoak. Ok.

[RealAccountant]

Oh Boy No pillar in the lineup.

[jays4life19]

Carrera still leading off even with Saunders back. And no Smoak. Ok.

 

Oh that reminds me....i forgot to add something to the GDT....

 

John Gibbons suxxxxxxx

[HERPDERP]

Carrera hitting like he has been this past weekend was probably the worst case he could have done for us

[Sammy225]

So basically everything Saunders has shown over the start of the season has been undone because of 2 f***ing day........ Seems f***ing legit. My f***

[glory]

Carrera still leading off even with Saunders back. And no Smoak. Ok.

 

Gibbons really, really hates Justin Smoak.

 

Gibbons also really, really sucks.

[vdubmvp]

Gibbons really, really hates Justin Smoak.

 

This probably explains why I like Smoak so much.

[burlingtonbandit]

Carrera still leading off even with Saunders back. And no Smoak. Ok.

 

No Smoak is because Donaldson is DHing.

[West Texas Forever]

Enjoy this game guys, tomorrow shall be a gongshow with Dickey vs Sale. I am calling a 6-2 Jays win today.

[West Texas Forever]

Well lucky it worked out that way. Waste our worst pitcher against their best one since it's going to be a loss anyway.

 

Sucks for me, I have tickets to tomorrow's game. I plan to just get black out drunk to forget the mess that is RA Dickey.

[Jonzo]

JFL better come through

[jays4life19]

JFL better come through

 

I got this!

[Stangstag]

Martin, Pillar, and Smoak all out of the lineup, plus JD at DH. All the bench players in the lineup tonight... Can't Gibbons stagger the rest days?

[Terminator]

Enjoy this game guys, tomorrow shall be a gongshow with Dickey vs Sale. I am calling a 6-2 Jays win today.

 

Yeah we need to win this one bc the pitching matchup tomorrow is definitely not in our favor (although we could still win it).

[West Texas Forever]

Martin, Pillar, and Smoak all out of the lineup, plus JD at DH. All the bench players in the lineup tonight... Can't Gibbons stagger the rest days?

 

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[Maahfaace]

Sucks for me, I have tickets to tomorrow's game. I plan to just get black out drunk to forget the mess that is RA Dickey.

 

racist

[CJ-Freeway]

Jesus, Thole again? This can't be good.

[Jonzo]

Guess the white sox will be running tonight.. Noodle arm behind the plate

[BTS]

Please fire Gibbons.

[HERPDERP]

Please fire Gibbons.

 

buh Wedge

[o2cui2i]

Guess the white sox will be running tonight.. Noodle arm behind the plate

 

as a Pastafarian I find that statement offensive lol

 

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[intentional wok]

Guess the white sox will be running tonight.. Noodle arm behind the plate

 

Seeing Thole's arm live really made this obvious last night. Kudos to Dickey for being able to hold his runners so closely.

 

I wonder if Thole's knuckleball sensei could teach him how to do things other major league catchers are expected to do.

[vdubmvp]

Now I want some spaghetti.

[West Texas Forever]

Now I want some spaghetti.

 

[Terminator]

buh Wedge

 

Could he actually be worse? I don't really remember him.

[HERPDERP]

Could he actually be worse? I don't really remember him.

 

bullpen mismanagement if I recall as well as his negative opinion on sabers

[Governator]

7,8,9,1

Goins, Barney, Thole, Carerra.

 

Sweet Jesus

[West Texas Forever]

7,8,9,1

Goins, Barney, Thole, Carerra.

 

Sweet Jesus

 

Watch them collectively go 8 for 16 tonight. haha