Eat My Shatkins

Romano doesn't ever seem to have a clean inning where you don't have your ass puckered up

My favorite part is when they cry "they did nothing to address the hitting" I always respond "you mean other than try to bring in the only two elite bats that were available, including throwing a meager $700 million at Ohtani? There was no one else out there" Then you get the "they should have signed *same handful of players*" Meanwhile at least half of those *handful of players* suck balls right now and wouldn't have helped at all but would have cost more money and term. So now as the season wears on that *handful of players* they like to bring up keeps getting smaller and smaller as they use hind sight to see which of them are actually hitting this year.

Bend but not break Mayza

Matt Chapman with 72 wRC+ and -0.1 fWAR so far on his 3yr $54m contract Making IKF look like a bargain

THAT is why they signed IKF

Blooop We'll take it

Nice job Pop

It's never easy is it? Can't just cruise to a victory

f*** sakes Nola you lucky f*** that's the second time he's been taken yard but just foul

I am really looking forward to the bullpen f***ing this up today haha

Baby steps lol

Davis keeps the line moving

Holy s*** Bo got a hit

f*** sakes of course it's foul

Gausman missed ST and is just getting up to speed 5 high leverage relievers that were studs last year have either spent time on the IL or lost effectiveness (Romano, Swanson, Mayza, Green, Garcia)

All I'm saying is not as simple as the simpletons clamoring for Atkins/Shapiros heads want to believe. That's what every idiot fan whines for when their favorite sports team goes south. Sometime it is deserved. The #1 reason this team has gone off the rails is because Vlad/Bo/Kirk/Manoah and also Springer have completely s*** the bed. This is a group of players I'm sure 99% of the fans here were just fine building around two years ago, and that's what Atkins did. And he did a good job of it because they still won 89 games last year despite not getting anything near projections from that group of players. So the question is why have these players s*** the bed? Is it Atkins fault? Shapiros? I get that ultimately the responsibility falls on them, but maybe they kinda/sorta saw this coming a little bit? I mean, last I looked they didn't go and hand out any mega deals back when these players looked like gold. Or maybe they just got lucky avoiding that trap... If they need to go then they need to go, but not because of the lynch mob. You have to weigh the good against the bad and find the root of the problem or you might just make things worse.

The fat useless core players who had the shelf life of a tomato, that's who. They're the ones that appear to have failed more than anyone else.

Jays FO built a solid and deep team around a rotten core. Two years ago nobody thought we'd be imploding because the core would fail this badly, but everybody wants to act like they had it all figured out ages ago lol If the Atkins has to take the fall for that, so be it. Just don't hire somebody worse.

lmao K.......

I'm not simping for anyone you f***tard, they can fire the whole lot I don't really give a s***. It's just funny to read all you know it alls calling for people heads like you had a f***ing clue in 2021 or 2022 we'd get zero WAR a month into the 2024 season from Vlad, Bo, Kirk, Springer, Manoah and Pearson and also have 5 high leverage relievers all die at atvyhe same time too.

f*** me I can't believe how simple some fans can be. Shapiro, Atkins, Shapiro, Atkins blah blah blah It doesn't really matter who the f*** is running things when your mid twenties core all s*** the bed at the same time. I mean yeah, f*** Shapiro and f*** Atkins for not predicting something that nobody on the f***ing planet would have predicted either lol

The Jays never gave Bo or Vlad mega deals....that's a positive. Should be able to move on from these schlubs with a minimum amount of pain.

Twins are red hot right now too lol

lol We can come back yall

Nice catch Vladdy you Tee Doube U Eh Tee