Eat My Shatkins
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Swanson had 1.4 WAR last year for $1,250,000, Teoscar had 2.1 WAR for $14,000,000 plus the Jays got SP prospect Macko and then Teo walked away from the Mariners for sweet F all So yeah, it was a steal really Whatever he's doing with the Dodgers this year has absolutely no bearing on that trade in any way Atkins deserves to be criticized for some things, but that trade isn't one of them
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General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2024)
Eat My Shatkins replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
KK with a .576 OPS Springer with a .574 OPS It's bad enough they're still in the everyday line up, but Springer still batting lead off...? Vogelbach on the bench with a .400 OPS and -0.3 fWAR in 34 PA's...? Then we have all these guys in AAA hitting the cover off the ball and I don't think they'd do any worse than these regulars that are sinking the good ship Blue Jay -
Official MiLB/Prospects Thread
Eat My Shatkins replied to Krylian's topic in Blue Jays Minor League Talk
Two more clean innings for Pardinho today, with 2 Ks -
There were three 100+ win teams last year and one 99 win team. Those four teams combined for one playoff win. Meanwhile an 84 win team came one win from winning the whole thing Beisbol is right
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General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2024)
Eat My Shatkins replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Numbskull -
General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2024)
Eat My Shatkins replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Vlad has the IQ of a peanut. I think he and L54 would get along great -
General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2024)
Eat My Shatkins replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Page doesn't exist anymore, what'd it say? -
Cute. And L54 = your Level of IQ I assume... 40 to 54: Moderate mental disability. 55 to 69: Mild mental disability. 70 to 84: Borderline mental disability. 85 to 114: Average intelligence I might have to break out Spankys handyman picture every time you post because your reading comprehension is about as good as this Jays team right now
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I'm not defending Atkins you f***wit I'm saying make sure they are the problem before you send them packing
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Did Davis just tell Vlad not to throw water on him and then Vlad threw water on him?
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Hahaha Phew
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Don't do it Whit you bastard
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Romano doesn't ever seem to have a clean inning where you don't have your ass puckered up
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My favorite part is when they cry "they did nothing to address the hitting" I always respond "you mean other than try to bring in the only two elite bats that were available, including throwing a meager $700 million at Ohtani? There was no one else out there" Then you get the "they should have signed *same handful of players*" Meanwhile at least half of those *handful of players* suck balls right now and wouldn't have helped at all but would have cost more money and term. So now as the season wears on that *handful of players* they like to bring up keeps getting smaller and smaller as they use hind sight to see which of them are actually hitting this year.
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Bend but not break Mayza
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Matt Chapman with 72 wRC+ and -0.1 fWAR so far on his 3yr $54m contract Making IKF look like a bargain
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THAT is why they signed IKF
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Blooop We'll take it
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Nice job Pop
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It's never easy is it? Can't just cruise to a victory
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f*** sakes Nola you lucky f*** that's the second time he's been taken yard but just foul
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I am really looking forward to the bullpen f***ing this up today haha
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Baby steps lol
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Davis keeps the line moving
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Holy s*** Bo got a hit