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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Awesome. I was just watching his stats, had no idea he brought heat like that. He's certainly a thing then if he keeps the walks down.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Holy s*** the Padres are in a free fall too. Got passed by the Reds today and are out of a playoff spot for what's probably the first time this year. Wow.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    And just like that the Yankees are 20 games above .500 f*** I hate that goddamn team. Fun watching the Red Sox fall apart though. Bunch of phonies they've been all year. Also funny to see the Mets are suddenly 7 games back of the Braves too. They're done like dinner.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    We'll see I guess. His career BB/9 is 3.9, much better. And he hasn't walked a guy in his last 6 outings. The spike in walks earlier this year came with a huge spike in Ks. Lately the walks are down but the Ks are still there, which is why I posted that maybe he's a guy to watch. He certainly hasn't been "s***" though. I'm looking forward to seeing if he can keep it up.
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    What? 2.07 ERA since May 16th over two levels with 52 Ks in 34.2 innings. Walks are still a touch high, but he's dominating with swing and miss stuff.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    I think big ole Fitz Stadler might be a thing. The guy has been incredible after his first few AA appearances this season. He's in AAA now and off to a great start there. Struck out the side in his inning today.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Elvis Luciano was back pitching tonight, after a month off. Gave up one hit and struck out the side in one inning of work for the Fisher Cats
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    If they keep Dumbtoyo around, they are going to have a hard time keeping or attracting talent. That's the way this is heading.
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Hahahahaha
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    I don't know how they're going to fix the bullpen this off season. They have a lot of guys coming back, but every one of them has taken their turn getting f***ed up this year at one point. Even Cimber who looked unhittable when he first came over has been getting his s*** pushed in lately. Romano is fairly steady I guess, but even he is outperforming his FIP/xFIP Pouring money into it isn't a guarantee, and you can't make free agents sign with you anyways. Merryweather being healthy would be a nice start, but that's about as likely as $1,000,000 flying out of my arsehole the next time I take a dump. Relievers are weird though. I mean, Aaron Loup and Ryan Tepera are superstars this season.
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    It's a shame the game even came down Kirk in the top of 8, or the pinch hit in the bottom of 9. Was it 0 for 11 with RISP? Just f***ing terrible. No excuse for that s***.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Charlie sitting there thinking, I'm gonna pinch hit for Kirk here. Get Vakera to bunt the runners over. Then the table will be set for Randal f***ing Grichuk? What...? What a f***ing simpleton.
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Sometimes I think Atkins is a genius. But then you watch him trade Riley Adams for a couple months of a negative WAR relief pitcher, and then you remember that he extended Montoyo before spring training even started.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    If the FO is going to contiue on with that f***ing retard Montoyo, they are going to have to build the best f***ing bench in the history of baseball, because any piece of s*** you have on that bench is going to get used way too much no matter what.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Montoyo can go f*** himself. Pitcher is struggling throwing strikes, and Kirk has an incredible eye and amazing bat to ball skills, and that f***ing moron has Breyvic motherf***ing Valera hit for him so he can bunt, and then that piece pf s*** can't even do that right.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Can we please, for the love of christ, walk this f***ing game off? Please?
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    This team is such a f***ing pain in my ass.
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Add another 1st and 2nd, nobody out goose egg. Can't even advance a f***ing runner.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    1st and 2nd, nobody out, top of the order.....f***ing nothing 2nd and 3rd, one out.....f***ing nothing 1-0 lead.....not enough Attabe boys
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    f***ing morons
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    nevermind
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    Jesus christ this team. 2nd and 3rd, 1 out, and two f***ing pop ups to the catcher? Are you f***ing kidding me?
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    Well done Jays hitters. Way to clutch up Useless
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    8 and 9 hitters setting the table. Don't f*** it up top of the order.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    f*** sakes Grichuk you useless piece of s***
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