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General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2025)
Masterbather replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Nobody looks for fights more than that assclown on this board. Easily the most miserable f*** on here. -
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"Hey man I noticed your kid keeps playing with fire, you probably shouldn't let him keep doing that" "What? No no he's fine, he hasn't burned down the house or anything" "Yeah but dude if you keep letting your kid play with fire eventually he's going to burn down the house" "Nah, it's fine he's been playing with fire for months, house is still completely fine." ⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳ "Hey what happened to our neighbors? "Died in a house fire"
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No. We still had the series lead. Physical errors will happen, Aaron Judge hitting a home run that only a cyborg can hit. I can much easier live with those. But this is a train that many of us have seen coming for months. It's a train that all of us saw coming down the tracks except the manager. John Schneider. The man who tied us all to the tracks to make sure that we all got run over by the Brendon Little train. It's the long-term inevitability of crushing death that we all saw coming.
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This was the moment we all knew has been coming all season long. The ridiculous amount of faith in Little, we all knew he would f*** us hard in a key moment because John Schneider couldn't help himself. Literally may have just sold our chance at the World Series for f***ing Little Everyone knows it. Even the Sportsnet folks can't lick ass on this one.
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One run lead and you bring in the one guy who's guaranteed to not be able to throw strikes. f***ing Christ.
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I especially love using him at the beginning of the inning so you have to watch him f*** up for three batters before you can take him out. Schneider may have just thrown the season away in the most obvious way possible. The only human being on Earth that would bring Little to a one-run game in this situation.
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We all knew. We all knew Little would f*** something up for us eventually. You can't bring him in with a one run lead. But no amount of evidence is enough for Schneider. Little always plays with fire. Every f***ing time.
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I see a smarter lineup.
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I officially apologize to Max Scherzer.
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I set up the bowling pins for him to knock down....
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This guy is supposed to be a gold glover?
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Where are the IKF apology forms?
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Wow things changed quickly there.
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Huge f***ing pick off. Wow. Take that freebie for sure.
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Extremely important early at bat right here.
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Tremendous at bat Varsho. Absolutely tremendous.
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Technically not yet.
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They have a rested bullpen and a very good bullpen so, I understand them trying to put the brakes on right now. Varsho can break this thing open. If they hold us here they're still in great shape.
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HOLY s***!
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How does any major league pitcher, let alone a Hall of Fame veteran like Max Scherzer still not understand that you cannot show the ball to the world before you throw it?
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So thus concludes a really s***** first year for Santander.
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Interesting, they may be pushing it with Bryce Miller against this lineup again.
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General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2025)
Masterbather replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
What fence am I sitting on f*** face. I flat out said I don't have faith in Scherzer and I'm hoping he proves me wrong. What possible f***ing fence am I on. Always looking for drama. What a miserable f*** you are. -
General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2025)
Masterbather replied to Ryu In My House's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
Momentum is a funny thing. If we can grab another one tomorrow, it's a brand new series. Hopefully today is a sign that we've got our rhythm back offensively and not just a one off. I have not been a believer in Max Scherzer at this point in his career as some people here continue to be. I didn't want to see him pitch again. I hope like hell to be proven completely wrong about him. Make a fool of me Max.
