Masterbather
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f*** the Blue Jays for making me have to cheer for the ugly birds. Come on Baltimore you f***ing shithole f***s! -
I guess Vlad he isn't "back" after all just because he had one f***ing good game. This season is not all on him, but we're easily in a playoff spot if this motherf***er is even just bad by his standards. But no, he had to go and have a total f***ing abortion of a season.
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Good win. Needed win.
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Of course, two dribblers. In fairness, Varland and his scattergun didn't help with the walks.
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The one thing Guerrero does well.
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Got to finish this comeback. Don't come this far just to stop now.
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I love how all the idiots came out when Guerrero had one good game and they started talking about this stupid foot thing and they're putting articles on the websites about his new approach. They couldn't help but cream their pants over one f***ing game and now he's back to s***.
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Before the game, weren't they going on about how the Athletics are prone to errors and mistakes? Well it seems the only one's f***ing around in this game are the Blue Jays.
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At least it's a leverage situation. Not like most of the time when they challenge in the stupidest situations.
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Yes it was
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Well the bat's not doing enough to keep him there I'll tell you that much. We need Santander. I know he's not a good outfielder, but he can catch a fly ball. That would be a major step up at this point. He's a gold glover by comparison.
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Well the good news about being spanked on the road is you only have to cover eight innings.
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We just don't have the slug to come back from deficits like this. At this point we just need innings from spaghetti.
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In fairness, what did we expect to get for Daulton f***ing Varsho?
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Go ahead and look at that iPad Sanchez, you're going to see a routine f***ing fly ball.
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Christ Almighty🤦♂️
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Balls of Flu
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Who's the second? Soriano has gone fewer than five twice, exactly 5 once.
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I find it hilarious that everybody was saying how Cal Raleigh was going to have to get hot for the Mariners to have any chance to make the postseason. Well, now he's hot as a piston...and the Mariners are sinking like a rock. I take some perverse pleasure in this. I hope you do too.
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Blue Jays (Taillon) vs Royals (Lynch IV): 9/4/26, 8:10pm
Masterbather replied to Brandon Glick's topic in Game Thread Archive
Yeah we might have to survive this game. Hopefully he settles down a little. But expectations for him should not be high to begin with. -
I can see a scenario where the white sox lose first place to Cleveland. I have a tougher time believing the Rangers or Mariners will surpass Houston despite Houston's really difficult schedule, unless 80 wins is enough to win that division.
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We've been two or three games under .500 a few times lately, but this is the first time since June 23rd we're a game under. Can we finally get our heads above water?
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Big hit Ernie!
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That worked out. I'd rather end the inning with Kwan than start the inning with him.
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The Guardians were not fooled after one game. They know Straw is more of a threat than Vladdy.
