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  1. Masterbather
    Haven't seen that in a while!
  2. Masterbather
    Sox. Entitlement of Yankees fans without the pedigree. Definitely more racist.
  3. Masterbather
    I held my tongue for almost two months and a half out of respect for his playoff run but he's worse now than he's ever been. At this point he needs ritual sacrifice.
  4. Masterbather
    Maybe he was on the Tatis stuff. Maybe they're both off the Tatis stuff.
  5. Masterbather
    I was never banking on Garcia's comeback to begin with. I always held the viewpoint that I will expect nothing while hoping for the best and this is why. Age, injuries, lack of playing time. It's a toxic mix. I'll continue to hope, but I'll be very pleasantly surprised if he's pitching leverage innings for us this year.
  6. Masterbather
    I kind of wish that was true because at least there would be an explanation and there's an end in sight. But we've seen this type of thing out of him several times in the last few seasons, never quite this bad but, It's like he's aging in dog years. Except for one magical month where he finally looked like the mega MVP superstar we thought he was. Make it make sense.
  7. Masterbather
    Oh and by the way, what's up with this guy not running to first base anymore? I understand it's not worth tearing a quad gunning it on a routine ground ball but even ground balls were the fielder might have to make a tough play and you want to at least force a rushed throw this guy is just cruising at this point. He's 10 feet from the base. There's a very obvious decline in his base running effort this year.
  8. Masterbather
    No we can't live with this in the regular season. We need this ******* to make the postseason. Besides, how about the other postseasons when he was absolute s***? Remember the pickoff of second base because of how much of an idiot he is? This motherf***er doesn't get to live off of one great month. Especially when we have seen these immense power outages over the course of the last three regular seasons. His power is progressively getting worse. He's supposed to be in his prime. It's year one of that embarrassing contract.
  9. Masterbather
    f*** this bum.
  10. Masterbather
    Easy peasy.
  11. Masterbather
    I might believe this more if we hadn't seen this pattern emerging in the last few years. But it seems his power numbers just keep dropping more and more and more especially in the first half. This isn't a fluke, it's becoming a feature.
  12. Masterbather
    Well, wasn't expecting to win this one anyway. We can still take this series.
  13. Masterbather
    You were saying...
  14. Masterbather
    He's done a very good job of winning these smaller types of margin trades.
  15. Masterbather
    The upcoming schedule is deadly from a pitching standpoint, we really need our arms back healthy.
  16. Masterbather
    I think there will be a lot less hemming and hawing about the Blue Jays bullpen usage once we start to get healthy guys back this week. The addition of even one starter frees up Spencer Miles to be a regular option and the addition of Nance gives us yet another option. Two more additions will make a big difference to lengthening this pen. I still hold my breath with the Garcia situation though. What the heck happened with Ryan Burr by the way? He dead?
  17. Masterbather
    Oh he absolutely might be, if he is it's even more urgent that we try to get rid of him sooner rather than later. If he continues to have a fantastic season I think it's a decision they should make in the off-season. I would at least see what the value is out there.
  18. Masterbather
    There's no argument to be made. Varland was not great in the postseason at all. Hoffman was very good actually. Varland was also mediocre in the regular season after they traded for him. People's memories aren't just selective they are flat out creating realities that didn't exist.
  19. Masterbather
    We still have Santander, and we'll always have some sort of lumbering meathead who needs the DH spot. It's nice to have the option to have the DH spot available for any lumbering meathead that we want to pick up. Also, it's actually impossible to maximize the value of two two-way players by having them both DH more than they should. You are forcing both players to have less value by doing that. They might do it but I don't think they should.
  20. Masterbather
    Which is why one of them would have to go. You're not maximizing either one of their values by playing around with the DH/C spot, and I also don't like tying up the DH spot with guys who can actually play defense. We're better off getting that value somewhere else in a trade. It's a wonderful problem to have, and one that I hope we do end up with.
  21. Masterbather
    If his trajectory continues it will force a very interesting decision, likely in the off-season. True number one catchers are an important commodity that a lot of teams don't have. We might have two of them. Both of them have fantastic contractual situations.
  22. Masterbather
    f*** Guerrero man, honestly f*** this guy. How come someone so talented be so f***ing stupid? Obviously a history of nobody telling him when he's wrong. Do whatever you want and we'll suck your dick and pay you money.
  23. Masterbather
    Rogers. The logo. Just keeps on keeping on.
  24. Masterbather
    We're really up against it with our bullpen as currently constructed. Fortunately things should change dramatically in the next week or two.
  25. Masterbather
    As he should.
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