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  1. Masterbather
    Horwitz getting it done!
  2. Masterbather
    I have been, how does that mean I'm actively rooting against my team?
  3. Masterbather
    Bit of a grind here for Kikuchi. Not completely his fault, but we'll be lucky to get five.
  4. Masterbather
    I see one fan behind home plate that will definitely not drown if the stadium were to ever flood.
  5. Masterbather
    Big opportunity here
  6. Masterbather
    Buzz off.
  7. Masterbather
    Fair enough, but I'm done with Atkins being in charge. At least let somebody else take over.
  8. Masterbather
    I think he made a poor play on it, should have covered with his right foot not his left.
  9. Masterbather
    Given our upcoming schedule, the other teams would have to try to suck REALLY hard to keep us in this race. I can't actively root against my team, but I do feel that it might be best for our long-term future if we were to be knocked out of the race.
  10. Masterbather
    I don't know who Carlos Rodriguez is but he will baffle us.
  11. Masterbather
    IKF has certainly been a bit of a revelation, I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, hopefully it doesn't, at the very least he could have some trade value. Yariel is interesting, could be a bargain considering the price of pitching these days, but I think too many people jumped the gun based on like five innings of work. Still don't know what he is.
  12. Masterbather
    Vlad in general is a mystery wrapped in an enigma shat out by a riddle.
  13. Masterbather
    Oh good, I was concerned about potential animal spirits, but it's good to know that we do, in fact, just suck.
  14. Masterbather
    Damn, so much bad luck. It's incredible how we continue to have bad luck after a year of bad luck. Since management is obviously doing a great job and we are just victims of bad luck what should we do? Animal sacrifice? Human sacrifice? Do we call in a priest? Bishop? The Pope?!
  15. Masterbather
    The game plan from every team in baseball should be to throw fastballs down the middle to everyone except to maybe Jano, Varsho and Schneider. I've never seen a team look so bad on middle middle fastballs.
  16. Masterbather
    Varsho as a fraud confirmed.
  17. Masterbather
    Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
  18. Masterbather
    Well they had to be SURE sure.
  19. Masterbather
    You aren't entirely off base. I do shudder to think what this front office might do in the pursuit of a pointless playoff run in order to save its own ass.
  20. Masterbather
    Rest. In. Shambles. Those teams will be doing us a favour to finally kill us off.
  21. Masterbather
    Yeah that's what we need, to trade more young players from a farm system bereft of talent as it is. Sell, not buy.
  22. Masterbather
    Victory
  23. Masterbather
    I'm guessing he couldn't back into the dugout because there were players behind him and so he thought the safest play was to run the other way.
  24. Masterbather
    Vladdy clearly has a hole in his bat
  25. Masterbather
    "Why don't you pitch like you talk s*** Adams?" Lol
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