Tell them it's non-alcoholic. A lot of teams use non-alcoholic these days, especially if there's anyone in the locker room that's ever had trouble with alcoholism.
That way it's just sparkling grape juice.
Is he physically not with the team? I think it's hilarious that Parsons gets to celebrate lol. He's probably as awkward as Jokic in that locker room right now.
One thing I would have liked to have seen is if Eden can bunt for a hit. Given that he's not trying I guess he can't, but just kind of shameful considering he's not projected to be a great hitter and is supposed to have great wheels.
I might consider your position a little more reasonable if it was Kirk and Jansen on the postseason roster given how the Blue Jays are willing to leave themselves bare over the course of a game in order to get both players in the game. But we don't know when Jansen is coming back if at all.
He always gave up too many home runs and walks. The home runs especially are a concern in the postseason. His change is one of the best in the game but his fastball is mediocre and when he gets hit, he gets hit hard.
f*** the Braves, Dodgers, Phillies, Rays, Rangers, Astros and Diamondbacks because they ripped us off. Congrats to the Marlins, Brewers and Twinkies I guess.
How the hell is Chad Green optional? He's a lock. Espinal will be there too. The base stealing kid.
Also are we talking about the wildcard series only? Because you have currently have too many pitchers for what is a three gamer max.