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  1. Masterbather
    Hang him by his wrists naked in the locker room. Give Trey a pair of gloves and 10 minutes and then It's over.
  2. Masterbather
    Pinango needs to have his ass torn off for that.
  3. Masterbather
    Our numbers with runners is scoring position has been killing us. We haven't been hitting for nearly enough power to make up for it.
  4. Masterbather
    What exactly does Sosa do well? What talent does he supposedly possess? Was power supposed to be the thing with this guy?
  5. Masterbather
    Trey looking sharp. Gotta get the bats going.
  6. Masterbather
    Good idea to not mention the walk rate, we'll just leave that as a pleasant surprise for the fans to experience in real time.
  7. Masterbather
    Marathon, not a sprint. It's not how we start, it's how we finish that matters. Plug in whatever cliches you must, just got to keep plugging away. Hey they're finally cracking the top off the dome today spreading a little bit of sunshine on the gloom.
  8. Masterbather
    I'm guessing Cease will be fine to make his next turn. I'm guessing Vlad probably at least misses the Miami series plus the off day. It's like we're trying to run through quicksand. Just can't get enough momentum.
  9. Masterbather
    He's one of the most useless additions in recent memory. He contributes nothing.
  10. Masterbather
    One time Sosa. Just one time we needed something more than absolute uselessness. Alas, it was too much to ask.
  11. Masterbather
    Doesn't look like it was the elbow though. Looks like the meaty part just above the elbow. Hard to see how a bone would break on that. I'll tell you what, if he did break a bone he didn't sell it because that should hurt a lot more than he made it look.
  12. Masterbather
    Dude couldn't even give us two clean outs.
  13. Masterbather
    Does anyone ever give a f*** about these in-game interviews? I find them annoying and distracting. Calling a game is simple, keep it that way.
  14. Masterbather
    Given that Spencer Miles is basically a starter at this point, having Yariel and Chase Lee in the pen really restricts our leverage options. Rogers and Fluharty (Fish had 23 pitches on Thursday missing from the list) are the only guys I would comfortably use today. Anybody else I feel is pushing it.
  15. Masterbather
    At this point that's one of those things where I'll expect nothing and be happy if he surprises.
  16. Masterbather
    If Corbin can stick as the number 5 that would be huge. Once Bieber comes back that's a heck of a rotation. We'll still be a bit thin in terms of depth because of the injuries though. Bullpen is coming around nicely. If Hoffman's numbers can normalize against righties we're in pretty good shape. Hopefully Macko can stick and Yariel can go wherever the f***, just not here. Just got to get the offense going. Today was one of the few games where they showed glimpses of last year's team.
  17. Masterbather
    Well that was a good news day, except for Yariel. Let's sweep 'em tomorrow.
  18. Masterbather
    With Skenes on the mound and one out, I don't mind it. You have to be extra aggressive.
  19. Masterbather
    That was an interesting decision. I don't mind it.
  20. Masterbather
    Corbin showing these youngins what crafty lefties are all about.
  21. Masterbather
    Nobody should except for maybe Springer and Clement, granted Clement barely will ever see 3-0 counts.
  22. Masterbather
    Veteran pitching there!
  23. Masterbather
    Georgie Boy!
  24. Masterbather
    Given the pitching matchup, the lineup and the available relievers, this is probably our biggest underdog game of the season to date? I can't imagine we've had a bigger mismatch.
  25. Masterbather
    Easy peasy. Let's steal one tomorrow. Hopefully Skenes gets a temporary bout of food poisoning or parties too hard tonight in the city.
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