This is how I see the deal going down...
Hart "Hey Dave, you still interested in Miller?"
Stewart "Yeah we are, what do you need in return? We really like him"
Hart "Well I just dealt Simmons, so we need a shortstop. Is there anyway you'd part with Swanson? I know he's one of the best top prospects in baseball, but he'd be a great fit here"
Stewart "Yeah I think we could include him. Man these cat video's on Facebook are FUNNNNNYY"
Hart (internally) "Holy s*** guys - this f***ing moron just agreed to give up Swanson for Miller - we've hit the jackpot"
Coppolella "John, Dave Stewart's an idiot - ask for more. We need another OF"
Hart "Good call John - that's why I promoted you man!"
Hart (takes Stewart off hold) "Dave, are you still awake? OK, well after some discussion, we like Swanson, but prospect smospect, they aren't a sure thing. I need a real ML player in this deal. We want you to include Ender Inciarte. You're OF is stacked and he's got no power anyway. Chicks dig the long ball man. If I ran a team in Arizona, I'd want as many hot chicks in bikini's at the game as I could get"
Stewart "Great point John - we should have a bikini promo day....I'm not even sure who Inciarte is, so sure, let's include him. I'm having wet dreams of having Grienke and Miller together"
Hart (internally) "Coppolella, you're a genius, this guy is a dope"
Hart "Stewart - toss in Aaron Blair and you have a deal"
Stewart "DONE"
Hart (internally) "I feel bad about this. Dave's not going to have a job much longer. No owner is this stupid"
Stewart (internally) "boooooya boys - .500 baseball, here we come!"