Ohtani Thread - Special Sheriff's Edition (Update: confirmed going to the Dodgers)

[Laika]

It's an accommodation. He has some disabilities.

[Jimcanuck]

Spanky has been banned many times. He's learned his lesson and is a lot better now.

[wamco]

It's an accommodation. He has some disabilities.

 

Careful, he may run off and “report” you. What a sad look that was

[John_Havok]

It's an accommodation. He has some disabilities.

 

Being from Newfoundland is not a disability!

[Carlos Danger]

Being from Newfoundland is not a disability!

 

It is a punchline to many jokes though

[Spanky99]

“ Just curious since this doesn't involve me but why is Spanky always allowed to get into it with so many guys and it's always the other people that get warned? Kind of ridiculous that there's always one common root cause to majority of the nonsense on this board no? Lol“

 

-this is the eternal question that has been asked over and over for years. I’ve yet to see a mod respond though as to why she is treated differently

 

Eat a Dump Truck Full of Dicks!

[Frenchsoup]

Lol

[wamco]

Hey frenchy, guess what ?

[Brownie19]

https://www.mlb.com/news/shohei-ohtani-gifts-joe-kelly-porsche-for-no-17

 

Ohtani gives Joe Kelly's wife a porsche in exchange for #17. Rich people doing rich people things.

[RobinThicc]

I do that on the regular

[Marew]

Ohtani already thinking he can just buy people off. Going to have to do better than a few percent of your monthly paycheque if you want to buy friends.

[wamco]

I didn’t even realize Ohtani got her pregnant

[Krylian]

Ohtani already thinking he can just buy people off. Going to have to do better than a few percent of your monthly paycheque if you want to buy friends.

 

He absolutely can buy almost anything he wants

[Stangstag]

He absolutely can buy almost anything he wants

 

On a 2 million dollar per year salary??? I think not

[Jimcanuck]

On a 2 million dollar per year salary??? I think not

 

Meh, he pulls in at least $30M a year in endorsements

[Krylian]

Meh, he pulls in at least $30M a year in endorsements

 

This. Everyone knows his earnings are substantial. Why don't you?

[Marew]

These superstar athletes think they can just come into my country and buy a woman. Maybe for a night or a week. But he will find out our culture isn’t what he thinks. Money doesn’t buy love.

[Marew]

Sets a bad precedent.

[Krylian]

These superstar athletes think they can just come into my country and buy a woman. Maybe for a night or a week. But he will find out our culture isn’t what he thinks. Money doesn’t buy love.

 

It buys #17 though. That's all he wanted.

[Krylian]

Sets a bad precedent.

 

Gifting to get a number isn't a new precedent.

[philly30]

On a 2 million dollar per year salary??? I think not

 

Just put it on his credit card and then pay the creditors in 10 years

[Stangstag]

Just put it on his credit card and then pay the creditors in 10 years

 

I’ve been doing that my entire life. Who cares if I have massive credit card debt, I have a PS5, a Snowmobile, 4x4 ATV, etc.

[Frenchsoup]

Ohtani projected for 3.9 War by Zips. War sucks.

[Marew]

Ohtani projected for 3.9 War by Zips. War sucks.

 

I think we buy low from dodgers still at the deadline when they regret what they’ve done. Like the padres did.

[Frenchsoup]

We need Adames and Biebs

[Marew]

Agreed

[Brownie19]

Agreed

 

Forgot to switch accounts?

[Marew]

Forgot to switch accounts?

 

Agreeing with the adames and beiber post from French soup.

[Brownie19]

Agreeing with the adames and beiber post from French soup.

 

ah - I, um, don't see those ones.

[Marew]

ah - I, um, don't see those ones.

 

The post above the one that says “agreed”