General Blue Jays Discussion Thread (2022)

[jaysblue]

He'll be sitting 96 when he gets back and will lead us to a World series.

 

You heard it here first.

 

Ryu will throw a perfect game inebriated in September like David Wells did.

[L54]

Blue Jays' Ryu targeting July return from Tommy John surgery

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2528338

 

Hard to rely on someone coming str8 from surgery but him being a free agent does ensure that Ryu will working his ass off to perform before hitting free agency. Hopefully Kikuchi can hold the fort down until then.

 

Well they’re not going to rely on him and he won’t be coming straight from surgery.

[jaysblue]

Pearson?

 

Pearson becomes the Jays weapon in the bullpen! Next Phil Hughes!

[Krylian]

Pearson?

 

Ryu. And just because you had to ask, he'll be at 98 now.

[Jimcanuck]

He'll be sitting 96 when he gets back and will lead us to a World series.

 

You heard it here first.

 

Optimism from Krylian. Who hacked his account?

[Krylian]

Optimism from Krylian. Who hacked his account?

 

Christmas miracle

[Horses Fart]

Pearson becomes the Jays weapon in the bullpen! Next Phil Hughes!

 

How do one pitch while injured tho? Just curious.

[G-Snarls]

Pearson becomes the Jays weapon in the bullpen! Next Phil Hughes!

 

Next Brandon Morrow

[wilko]

Blue Jays' Ryu targeting July return from Tommy John surgery

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2528338

 

Hard to rely on someone coming str8 from surgery but him being a free agent does ensure that Ryu will working his ass off to perform before hitting free agency. Hopefully Kikuchi can hold the fort down until then.

 

I'm not very excited to see Ryu throwing 86MPH fastballs down the middle...

[Krylian]

I'm not very excited to see Ryu throwing 86MPH fastballs down the middle...

 

His changeup will be 86.

[Krylian]

Have there been any Vladdy training and weight loss updates/videos yet? I always enjoy hearing how he's lost another 41lbs during the offseason.

[Ehjays]

Have there been any Vladdy training and weight loss updates/videos yet? I always enjoy hearing how he's lost another 41lbs during the offseason.

 

Quick search brought up this and looks like 1 not 41

[Jonn]

Quick search brought up this and looks like 1 not 41

 

I’m just happy to see free weights behind him. I remember a couple off-seasons ago he said he never touched a weight in his life.

[John_Havok]

I’m just happy to see free weights behind him. I remember a couple off-seasons ago he said he never touched a weight in his life.

 

For all we know that’s a gym backdrop in front of an ice cream buffet

[wilko]

Have there been any Vladdy training and weight loss updates/videos yet? I always enjoy hearing how he's lost another 41lbs during the offseason.

 

41 on top of what he lost from last season? Or do you mean what he lost after putting it all back on eating momma's cooking?

[Spanky99]

I thought Vlad was playing for Angrioter's DWL team, or was that fake news?

[Krylian]

41 on top of what he lost from last season? Or do you mean what he lost after putting it all back on eating momma's cooking?

 

I think the last 2 offseasons he's lost 40+ pounds. Comes to camp 230-240. Gains 40 pounds over the season. Loses it in the offseason. Rinse. Repeat.

[wilko]

I think the last 2 offseasons he's lost 40+ pounds. Comes to camp 230-240. Gains 40 pounds over the season. Loses it in the offseason. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[Spanky99]

 

lol... that dude's a genius.

[jaysblue]

 

One of the funniest movies from the 90s haha. I wish they made a 4th one, but Mike Myers is probably too old lol.

[Krylian]

One of the funniest movies from the 90s haha. I wish they made a 4th one, but Mike Myers is probably too old lol.

 

He got pissed off at Hollywood after The Guru got destroyed and kinda disappeared. Has only done minor roles here and there until the last little while. Did the Pentaverate just this year and apparently it's horrible.

[Deadpool]

He got pissed off at Hollywood after The Guru got destroyed and kinda disappeared. Has only done minor roles here and there until the last little while. Did the Pentaverate just this year and apparently it's horrible.

 

I thought the Pentaverate was alright. Certainly relies on a lot of Mike Myers mainstays, but it's a bit of an interesting take on the "secret society that actually runs the world" trope. If they do a second season (might be challenging given where it left off, but they've made sequels that made less sense) I'd probably watch it, but it wouldn't be on my "must watch right away" list.

[bronson44]

[Omar]

He got pissed off at Hollywood after The Guru got destroyed and kinda disappeared. Has only done minor roles here and there until the last little while. Did the Pentaverate just this year and apparently it's horrible.

 

He was unrecognizable in Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Carlos Danger]

 

Too bad he doesn't look like Charlie Sheen...

[Brownie19]

He got pissed off at Hollywood after The Guru got destroyed and kinda disappeared. Has only done minor roles here and there until the last little while. Did the Pentaverate just this year and apparently it's horrible.

 

I enjoyed the Pentaverate.

[G-Snarls]

I enjoyed the Pentaverate.

 

Me too

[G-Snarls]

 

Zero risk

 

High potential reward

 

Yes

[Deadpool]

It's been slow on the minor league signings, but that's a really nice one to start with!

[Pendleton]

It's been slow on the minor league signings, but that's a really nice one to start with!

 

6'6 233lbs, Tabler would have loved this guy