Reese McGuire arrested in Florida for exposing himself..

[TheHurl]

Was he getting changed or "getting changed"?

 

 

Why would you post that...it almost cost J-Roc his career. We need Reece to continue to believe that he's a catcher

[DigitalRock]

WTF Reese, keep in in your pants in public bro. Florida strikes again.

[max silver]

LMAO j-roc was possibly my favorite character on that show

[Boxcar]

Was he getting changed or "getting changed"?

 

 

Hahahah f***ing knew this was coming. "You mahf***as ain't gonna tell nobody I was getting changed, right?"

[Boxcar]

Why would you post that...it almost cost J-Roc his career. We need Reece to continue to believe that he's a catcher

 

I disagree. It led to a hit single. He's a method rapper, he needed his s*** out with some hand cream nawm sayin

[Beans]

I don't know if beating off in your car should be a crime or even a media story... but it is f***ing weird.

[vic city]

I don't know if beating off in your car should be a crime or even a media story... but it is f***ing weird.

 

As long as he isn't at a school/playground/park or something, I say wack away. You literally have the ability to watch porn eveywhere you go these days. Not saying it's always a good idea but I'll reserve judgement until more information comes out. Maybe Reese needed to work out some of those pre game jizzers..I mean jitters.

[Jimcanuck]

He probably sucks too, anyway.

[Maahfaace]

In anticipation of playing in front of Canada this year, he just wanted to warm up to Trudeau and was practicing the "dick tuck".

[Terminator]

Shapiro and Atkins (along with the SJW Canadian fanbase) have no balls whatsoever when it comes to this kind of stuff either. He'll probably get traded for pennies on the dollar now.

[Barkerfan23]

Seriously who cares

 

Where are we with the playoff expansion.

[Carlos Danger]

In this day and age, streaking, mooning, pissing in public as mentioned and getting a BJ in your car can all be indecent exposure. It didn't used to be that way, and it is probably some over zealous cop.

 

You don't get sex offender status in Florida unless found guilty.

 

There are two types of sexual offender registries in Florida.

 

One the really bad one is for pedophiles etc. The second one you could get for the above mentioned offenses or an 17 yr old high school in high school having consensual sex with his 15 & 11 months old girlfriend.

 

Someone was right that this could be an issues for the Border.. IF guilty.. I am bot sure about Canadian Border Crossing law..

 

As far as dropping Reese like Osuna, unless it was deliberate exposure to a minor etc.. The BJs (See what I did there Need to stick by their player and understand it NOT a big deal... Reese will be a good player and possibly be better than Jansen... I hope to hell we don't cut bait for BS or to appease some SJWs who live in glass houses.

[King]

https://amp.tmz.com/2020/02/12/reese-mcguire-toronto-blue-jays-exposure-of-sexual-organs-arrest/?__twitter_impression=true

 

TMZ with the details

 

Sounds like he was full on spanking it in his car and they asked him to step out when he was rock hard with porn on his phone

 

Big yikes

[Jimcanuck]

Again, with respect to border crossings, there is no law saying who is and who isn't eligible to enter. It is solely up to the border guard's discretion. They can let in a convicted murderer, and the next minute deny entry to someone charged (not convicted) of DUI.

[BTS]

https://amp.tmz.com/2020/02/12/reese-mcguire-toronto-blue-jays-exposure-of-sexual-organs-arrest/?__twitter_impression=true

 

TMZ with the details

 

Sounds like he was full on spanking it in his car and they asked him to step out when he was rock hard with porn on his phone

 

Big yikes

 

Jesus Christ

[Jimcanuck]

https://amp.tmz.com/2020/02/12/reese-mcguire-toronto-blue-jays-exposure-of-sexual-organs-arrest/?__twitter_impression=true

 

TMZ with the details

 

Sounds like he was full on spanking it in his car and they asked him to step out when he was rock hard with porn on his phone

 

Big yikes

 

Big yikes?

 

Who f***ing cares. This is an easy dismissal, ffs.

 

Probably wanking to chaturbate.

[King]

'I directly asked Reese why he chose to masturbate in a visible area with people around,' the report read. 'Reese stated he "wasn't trying to be seen". I pointed out that he was in a vehicle with no tint, and parked in the busiest portion of the parking lot, surrounded by cars on all sides and masturbating at 2 PM on a Friday afternoon. Reese acknowledged that he should have known people would see him.'

 

f***ing lol

[jays4life19]

Going to be real awkward answering the media questions when they ask and he's allowed to discuss it.

[EMK19]

...Well, definitely should have seen a TMZ article coming for this one.

 

That’s enough information I need for the day. G’nite everyone.

[Jimcanuck]

Sex in public can be quite exciting.

 

How many of you have f***ed in a car?

[Beans]

"The police also asked McGuire how he came to be parked in that particular strip mall.

 

McGuire, who said he is staying nearby, did not have a clear answer.

 

'After lunch Reese stated he came to the parking lot and began "hanging out,"' the report said. 'I asked Reese why he came to this parking lot in particular. Reese stated he did not know, it just seemed like a good place. I pointed out the high foot traffic and vehicles in and around the entire parking lot and Reese acknowledged this.'"

 

View of the Dollar Store parking lot in Dunedin, where McGuire is accused of masturbating

[King]

Sex in public can be quite exciting.

 

How many of you have f***ed in a car?

 

Shut the f*** up Jim you f***ing old perv

[BTS]

Sex in public can be quite exciting.

 

How many of you have f***ed in a car?

 

Unfortunately he was caught jacking it alone in the middle of a busy parking lot like a f***ing creep.

[Beans]

Sex in public can be quite exciting.

 

How many of you have f***ed in a car?

This contrarian s*** is getting old.

 

Masturbation is not sex.

[Jimcanuck]

This contrarian s*** is getting old.

 

Masturbation is not sex.

 

Not contrarian. This sort of s*** goes on all the time, everywhere. I feel sorry for McGuire, the exposure he is being subjected to because of this is ridiculous.

[Carlos Danger]

The police officer wrote in his report that when he looked at Reese's phone, he saw "extremely" graphic porn.

 

Your honor this statement is prejudicial to my client and not germane. The officer is trying to make this charge more egregious than it really is.

 

What is the Officer's expertise in Porn? Who he is to say the difference between run of the mill porn and "extremely" graphic. Soft porn might be graphic to some. What is Porn if not graphic..?

 

I move that charges be dismissed since the officer is trying to insert personal and subjective observations in the charging documents vice the facts..

 

I recommend court costs and 50 hours community service at a Day care center.

[RobinThicc]

masturbating in a dollar tree parking lot is next level horny

[Beans]

Not contrarian. This sort of s*** goes on all the time, everywhere. I feel sorry for McGuire, the exposure he is being subjected to because of this is ridiculous.

Masturbating in a car at 2 PM in a busy public parking lot goes on all the time?

 

Maybe where you're from, Jim... maybe where you're from.

 

 

I feel sorry for McGuire, the exposure he is being subjected to because of this is ridiculous.

Dude... feel sorry for the woman who had to phone it in to the cops.

[Orgfiller]

The police officer wrote in his report that when he looked at Reese's phone, he saw "extremely" graphic porn.

 

Your honor this statement is prejudicial to my client and not germane. The officer is trying to make this charge more egregious than it really is.

 

What is the Officer's expertise in Porn? Who he is to say the difference between run of the mill porn and "extremely" graphic. Soft porn might be graphic to some. What is Porn if not graphic..?

 

I move that charges be dismissed since the officer is trying to insert personal and subjective observations in the charging documents vice the facts..

 

I recommend court costs and 50 hours community service at a Day care center.

Ah yes, put the f***ing creep who can't keep it in his pants until he gets home around young children. Excellent idea.

[Deadpool]

This is more funny to me than anything, doesn't sound like anyone was "harmed" (meaning, nothing suggests he was intentionally trying to get people to look), so really, I can't see it being a big deal. If he's whipping his dick out and showing it to people who do not want to see it, that's one thing, this sounds like the dude was just in the mood to crank one out and didn't really consider the consequences.

 

Going to be a lot of jokes for the rest of his career (and life), though, and I will happily make them all.

 

Edit: Sweatpants around his ankles though man, that's the comedy cherry on this hilarious sundae.