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Krylian MVP

Krylian

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This is her.....LOL

 

 

f***ing 20 pounds of makeup. She's a dude under all that.

 

Edit: Nevermind. Watched more than 30 seconds of the video. There's really nothing special there. She's not ugly at all...but she's not some bullet worthy dame.

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f***ing 20 pounds of makeup. She's a dude under all that.

 

Edit: Nevermind. Watched more than 30 seconds of the video. There's really nothing special there. She's not ugly at all...but she's not some bullet worthy dame.

 

lol... no one is, Papi made a very poor decision.

Fearthedoc First Round Pick

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Lmao Archer 7 ER tonight to go up to a 5.73 ERA. Hes actually terrible now.

 

The Pirates gave Meadows AND Glasnow for him. This might go down as the worst trade ever

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Lmao Archer 7 ER tonight to go up to a 5.73 ERA. Hes actually terrible now.

 

The Pirates gave Meadows AND Glasnow for him. This might go down as the worst trade ever

 

I wanted to trade him in the DDL, he's tanked all that value away. :(

glory Vancouver Canadians

glory

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Poor Archer wasted his prime in a shithole, signed a long extension that guaranteed he'd be underpaid for the rest of his prime, then got traded before he fell off by the organization that signs players almost entirely to trade them when they get old(er).

 

God I hate the Rays.

BTS GOAT

BTS

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Hunter Pence has a 135 wRC+ and looks like he could go 30/100/100. When is the last time a hitter his age had a monster season out of nowhere like that? I can't think of a similar case.
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1/10 would not bang amirite

 

Nah, I'm just too old to deal with garbage people even when they're moderately attractive. She's not ugly, but she's not worth a papercut, 'cause she'd be way too much work for that papercut.

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Scores high on the “Black Man’s 1-10 scale” I’d think. Us honky white dudes don’t appreciate those “assets” as much

Papi is invincible

 

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G-Snarls Cooperstown

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Poor Archer wasted his prime in a shithole, signed a long extension that guaranteed he'd be underpaid for the rest of his prime, then got traded before he fell off by the organization that signs players almost entirely to trade them when they get old(er).

 

God I hate the Rays.

 

It's like Longoria all over again.

 

They only seem to pay guys who they will later trade just before their decline. Smart AF.

Laika Cooperstown

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Can't believe how sharp the Rays front office is. They turned Evan Longoria into some actual organization pieces after he was clearly cooked. They turned Archer into some cornerstone pieces.

 

God I love the Rays.

KevinGregg Draft Eligible

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Can't believe how sharp the Rays front office is. They turned Evan Longoria into some actual organization pieces after he was clearly cooked. They turned Archer into some cornerstone pieces.

 

God I love the Rays.

 

They are cold blooded and calculating, it's great

King All-Star

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Can't believe how sharp the Rays front office is. They turned Evan Longoria into some actual organization pieces after he was clearly cooked. They turned Archer into some cornerstone pieces.

 

God I love the Rays.

 

Mallex Smith

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https://www.thedingervilletimes.com/blog/2019/5/7/baltimore-orioles-offer-manager-position-to-undefeated-10u-travel-ball-coach

 

BALTIMORE, MD—Desperate to start winning ASAP and change the culture of the franchise, the Orioles are looking to offer the MLB manager position to Byron Wilson, 10U travel baseball coach who has only lost three games since he began his illustrious coaching career, and is currently undefeated in 2019. The early season slump has launched the Orioles’ front office into panic mode, causing them to seriously consider making this unprecedented decision.

 

“We need to win, and we need to win now,” explained Peter Angelos, majority owner of the big league club. “[brandon] Hyde isn't getting it done. We need someone who cares about winning more than anything else, and we see that in coach Wilson.”

 

Coach Wilson started his professional coaching career three years ago when his then eight-year-old son wanted to start playing travel ball.

 

“I knew it was my chance to make a name for myself,” recalled Wilson, “So of course I seized the opportunity to spend more quality time with my boy.”

 

Over the past three seasons, Wilson’s teams have amassed a 130-3 record with more than 30 tournament wins.

 

“The key is development—I don’t do it,” shared Wilson. “If there’s a kid who needs a little work, I cut him and get someone who belongs to take his place. We have also have a no-slump policy on all of my clubs.”

 

HIs record and win-at-all-costs attitude have turned the heads of several MLB clubs.

 

Wilson’s agent is currently negotiating terms with the Orioles. If they cannot agree on a contract, Wilson says there are three other MLB teams interested.

 

Joe Dinger

 

It's a parody site. But it's fun to see that as bad as it is in Toronto...there is always Baltimore.

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Can't believe how sharp the Rays front office is. They turned Evan Longoria into some actual organization pieces after he was clearly cooked. They turned Archer into some cornerstone pieces.

 

God I love the Rays.

 

That's not how we do things here. Around here we keep guys like Josh Donaldson around for no good reason.

P2F Toronto Blue Jays

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Marry, f***, kill:

 

Vlad Jr.

Eloy Jimenez

Garrett Cooper

 

Marry: Vlad

f***: Eloy

Kill: Cooper

King All-Star

King

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On the front page of fangraphs: Mike Soroka has been tremendous this year despite a below-average strikeout rate and a middling walk rate. What gives?

 

I don't even. His strikeout rate is 21.9% (league average is 22.9) and walk rate is 6.5% (league average is 8.5%). Gets swinging strikes at an average rate.. 11.1%, which is still really good. And he's getting 58% groundballs... at the ripe age of 21.

 

I expected based on this headline that he would be throwing up Aaron Sanchez level rate stats, but...

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