Happy Halloween!

[jays4life19]

What's everyone doing tonight? What kind of candy are you giving out? This thread was fun last year...

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/6953-Halloween?highlight=Happy+Halloween

[jays4life19]

I might get 4-5 kids at my door so i have full sized chocolate bars and cans of coke. Going to my door is hitting the Halloween Jackpot.

[Dr. Dinger]

Odd how they're all fat.

[jays4life19]

When i was a kid the only people who left "treats" outside because they were not home were the people giving out fruit because no kid is going to take a whole bag of apples. I hated those people hard.

[Cleveland Steamer]

One of my old buddies used fart on candy before giving it to kids.

 

Weird...

[John_Havok]

One of my old buddies used fart on candy before giving it to kids.

 

Weird...

 

Your buddy is a disgrace to the gene pool.

 

Birds of a feather I suppose.

[bendera3]

I just got in from handing out candy. We had peanut butter cups, milky ways, snickers, and lollipops. It makes me kinda bummed that the street I live on in Philly only gets like 2 dozen trick or treaters and 2 streets over there are hundreds.

[Cleveland Steamer]

I just got in from handing out candy. We had peanut butter cups, milky ways, snickers, and lollipops. It makes me kinda bummed that the street I live on in Philly only gets like 2 dozen trick or treaters and 2 streets over there are hundreds.

Time to move two streets over.

[Captain Adama]

Odd how they're all fat.

 

Don't fat shame you inconsiderate f***. It's their genetics.

[TheHurl]

I've been showing any kids that came to the door Justin Verlander sex tapes. Halloween is really about teaching the children that even if you have a small penis you can still be an unreal pitcher

[TheHurl]

But I've actually been giving out Lemonhead's and Tootsie pops (options weren't great and Chocolate costs a lot of money here for some reason). Only had the f***ing annoying neighbours kids show up. Halloween is a big deal here but most parents have to drive their kids to trick and treat. There are better neighbourhoods to hit than mine (this sounds funny in a town of 3,200 but there really are little neighbourhoods.

[Spanky99]

I've been showing any kids that came to the door Justin Verlander sex tapes. Halloween is really about teaching the children that even if you have a small penis you can still be an unreal pitcher

 

lol

[P2F]

I've been showing any kids that came to the door Justin Verlander sex tapes. Halloween is really about teaching the children that even if you have a small penis you can still be an unreal pitcher

 

And chuck it in Kate Upton.

[TheHurl]

And chuck it in Kate Upton.

 

he gives us small penis guys everywhere hope. I salute him.

[vdubmvp]

But I've actually been giving out Lemonhead's and Tootsie pops (options weren't great and Chocolate costs a lot of money here for some reason). Only had the f***ing annoying neighbours kids show up. Halloween is a big deal here but most parents have to drive their kids to trick and treat. There are better neighbourhoods to hit than mine (this sounds funny in a town of 3,200 but there really are little neighbourhoods.

 

Ugh now I want Lemonheads.

[TheHurl]

Ugh now I want Lemonheads.

 

They are pretty stale, so you aren't missing much. It's only -7 here so if you want to come get some I will give you the rest...but I'm not going out.

[vdubmvp]

They are pretty stale, so you aren't missing much. It's only -7 here so if you want to come get some I will give you the rest...but I'm not going out.

 

Where is "here"?

[Cleveland Steamer]

One kid, probably 12-13 years old came to the door tonight dressed as a giant penis.

[TheHurl]

where is "here"?

 

NorthWest Territories

[vdubmvp]

NorthWest Territories

 

Pfft, so it was an empty offer.

[Cookie]

we had 42 kids. It was pretty quiet. Usually we get about 120-140. But it was also raining and barely 1* We gave out a mix of pb cups, Oh Henry's and a mixed pack of gum things. My kids got all good stuff. Full sized chocolate bars, lots of chips. Nothing weird.

[Brownie19]

We dressed our youngest (who will be 2 on December 30th) up as Yogi Bear tonight. Half the people thought he was a girl, a couple thought he was Scooby Doo. Nobody knew he was Yogi. It was a s***** costume.

 

Our 5 year old went as a bee and our 7 year old put on all his hockey gear, a Penguins uniform + our road hockey goalie equipment. We had fun.

[bones10]

We dressed our youngest (who will be 2 on December 30th) up as Yogi Bear tonight. Half the people thought he was a girl, a couple thought he was Scooby Doo. Nobody knew he was Yogi. It was a s***** costume.

 

Our 5 year old went as a bee and our 7 year old put on all his hockey gear, a Penguins uniform + our road hockey goalie equipment. We had fun.

 

this made me laugh. glad to hear you had a good night.

[TheHurl]

[baseballsss]

he gives us small penis guys everywhere hope. I salute him.

 

To be fair he has millions and millions of dollars so in reality you're probably screwed.

[TheHurl]

To be fair he has millions and millions of dollars so in reality you're probably screwed.

 

or not in this case

[Boxcar]

 

I'd be pretty pumped if someone dropped some batteries in my bag. Everyone needs batteries.

[z3r0s]

my daughter got a fidget spinner in her bag this year. I found that very odd.

[KingKat]

my daughter got a fidget spinner in her bag this year. I found that very odd.

 

Some people like to give candy alternatives. Fidget spinners are a new thing but I've heard of Playdoh (for toddlers) and legos (for slightly older kids) in the past.

[jays4life19]

Some people like to give candy alternatives. Fidget spinners are a new thing but I've heard of Playdoh (for toddlers) and legos (for slightly older kids) in the past.

 

Lol I can totally see a kid opening up a tub of playdoh and eating it.