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that time before you got chopped up though. worth it.

A hot serial killer, maybe.

I assure you, I am a chick. A less cartoony version of my avatar. Plus why couldn't a dude have Maile as their hottest Jay?

Maile has secured his spot on my hottest Jay list. whoops wrong thread. Those shark brows left me flustered, I guess.

this is fun

ah, well that's better.

When do we get to rank these guys based on their faces? I have a new number 1. Sorry, Russ. Also I want to nominate Aaron Sanchez as most improved.

we had 42 kids. It was pretty quiet. Usually we get about 120-140. But it was also raining and barely 1* We gave out a mix of pb cups, Oh Henry's and a mixed pack of gum things. My kids got all good stuff. Full sized chocolate bars, lots of chips. Nothing weird.

So the day of the infamous bat flip I happened to have bought my kids a pet fish. They named him Jose Bautista. He was a fun, busy little fish for the last year and a half. Then the last month or so he slowed down. Lots of time in the corner not moving. This morning he was dead. It's kind of haunted me all day. A swimming metaphor. They want a replacement fish and want to name it Josh Donaldson. I'm getting rid of the tank!

Are you friends with real life celebrity Roy Firestone?

He would rank higher than Smoak.

Ha ha, my friend is in the Baltimore airport for a few hours in a lounge watching this game. She's the only one cheering for the Jays. I hope she doesn't get shived.

I want to be snuggled right between that.

Good cookies don't last 11 months. That's why it's a sacrifice.

It's time.