Forum Poster Awards 2016

[Brownie19]

2016 Awards

 

Best Overall Poster: King & Wok

Funniest Poster: Spanky

Nicest Poster: BigCecil

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

Dumbest Poster: gruber92 & reedjohnsonfan

Most out of touch poster: ---

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp (there's more than 1?)

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Pendleton (Hal Johnson is also a strong candidate, but him an Joanne must be on holidays or something)

Breakthrough poster: MikeM

Comeback poster of the year: Grant

Most Annoying Poster: BBBB

Best Troll: LTBF

Best Mod: KingKat

Best infrequent poster: spats

Thread of the year: Around Baseball

Best new board meme: Alford 103

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): GD

Worst Overall Poster: burlingtonbandit

Worst Troll: RA

Edited December 2, 2016 by Brownie19

[Maine Jays]

I forgot to mention that BTS has volunteered to give $25 Jays Shop gift cards to each award winner. Thanks BTS!

 

So todd is going to end up with $75-100 in gift cards for being a total douche? What a twisted world we live in.

[Spanky__99]

So todd is going to end up with $75-100 in gift cards for being a total douche? What a twisted world we live in.

 

lol... poor BTS, he's truly feeding the trolls.

[Spanky__99]

My Vote...

 

Best poster's... everyone that contributes to the BJMB

 

Worst poster's... Troglodyte's!!!

 

I said Good Day!

[Governator]

My Vote...

 

Best poster's... everyone that contributes to the BJMB

 

Worst poster's... Troglodyte's!!!

 

I said Good Day!

 

 

What about the meats? What category do they fall in?

[Spanky__99]

What about the meats? What category do they fall in?

 

Depends on the context, usually I'm poking fun at good posters. At other times, I'm in full expletive mode with these...

 

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

Adwards ceremony to be held in Winterpeg at Kings house!

 

Look forward to meeting Ya'll !!!

 

I'll bring the Rum!!! Lol

 

Hope ITS is there to hand em out... Good times! ( Evil Laugh)

[Brownie19]

Does MikeM qualify for best new poster? October 27, 2015 join date. He deserves some props either way. One of my favs. I'll give him my breakout poster vote.

[King]

2016 Awards

Best Overall Poster: Governator

Funniest Poster: Intentional Wok

Nicest Poster: fatcowxlive

Best Foreign Poster: Angrioter

Dumbest Poster: King

Most out of touch poster: Olerud363

Best Female Poster: vdub

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Pendleton

Comeback poster of the year: no clue

Most Annoying Poster: Boxy

Best Troll: Olerud363

Best Mod: G-Snarls

Best infrequent poster: SirBJay

Thread of the year: Around baseball

Best new board meme: don't care

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): no clue

Worst Overall Poster: King

Worst Troll: King (Best troll based on effort, but spam threads aren't good trolling)

 

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[King]

Best Overall Poster: BigCecil

Funniest Poster: gruber92 (laughing at, not with - he gets so irrationally angry!)

Nicest Poster: intentional wok

Best Foreign Poster: Ssyen (simply for being from China)

Dumbest Poster: N/A

Most out of touch poster: RealAccountant

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Ray

Comeback poster of the year: King (cut out the spam threads and you'll be a contenter for best overall in 2017!)

Most Annoying Poster: todd

Best Troll:Grant77

Best Mod: KingKat

Best infrequent poster: Dr Negative

Thread of the year: Explosion 2016

Best new board meme: N/A

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Angrioter

Worst Overall Poster: BigBounceyBlueBalls

Worst Troll: todd

 

I don't know if you're drinking the Grant kool aid-or something, but I don't make "spam" threads. All my threads are of good quality and generate good discussion for the board. One of my "spam" threads, you voted for as thread of the year.

[Spanky__99]

King pimpin' in this thread!

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

How has King not have any votes for best troll and most annoying ?

 

Really

 

f***ing Huterite, nuff said !!!

[Boxcar]

I'm not complaining but genuinely curious how I attained two out of touch votes.

[z3r0s]

I'm not complaining but genuinely curious how I attained two out of touch votes.

 

If you were more in touch, you'd get it.

[BTS]

I'm not complaining but genuinely curious how I attained two out of touch votes.

 

We're tied in that category!

[Governator]

If you were more in touch, you'd get it.

 

 

badum pssh

[AdamGreenwood]

I'm not complaining but genuinely curious how I attained two out of touch votes.

 

Was that post meant to be self-deprecating irony? If so, well done.

[Jonn]

2016 Awards

Best Overall Poster: NJH

Funniest Poster: Boxcar

Nicest Poster: Governator

Best Foreign Poster: Angrioter

Dumbest Poster: Gruber92

Most out of touch poster: Grant77

Best Female Poster: vdubmvp

Rookie Of The Year: Pendleton

Comeback poster of the year: King

Most Annoying Poster: BBBB

Best Troll: Boxcar

Best Mod: TheHurl

Best infrequent poster: 43211234

Thread of the year: Orioles Hangout suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2016 edition.

Best new board meme: It's not really new but the cat drinking tap water gif kills me.

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): NorthOf49

Worst Overall Poster: todd

Worst Troll: Gary

[eastcoastjaysfan]

2016 Awards

Best Overall Poster: Olerud363

Funniest Poster: Spanky

Nicest Poster: Admin

Best Foreign Poster: Angrioter

Dumbest Poster: Boxcar

Most out of touch poster: RealAccountant

Best Female Poster: vdub i guess

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: anyone but todd

Comeback poster of the year: what?

Most Annoying Poster: RealAccountant

Best Troll: King

Best Mod: o2cui2i

Best infrequent poster: eastcoastjaysfan

Thread of the year: Wild Card GDT

Best new board meme: todd likes cock

Biggest disappointment JFD

Worst Overall Poster: RealAccountant

Worst Troll: todd

 

I'm flattered but I bring almost nothing to the table on here anymore. Terrible list.

 

Barely read the board anymore but Olerud is probably the worst poster I have ever seen on any message board, ever.

[Terminator]

I'm flattered but I bring almost nothing to the table on here anymore. Terrible list.

 

Barely read the board anymore but Olerud is probably the worst poster I have ever seen on any message board, ever.

 

Why what happened? Did you get married or something?

[Bobthe4th]

I don't know if you're drinking the Grant kool aid-or something, but I don't make "spam" threads. All my threads are of good quality and generate good discussion for the board. One of my "spam" threads, you voted for as thread of the year.

 

Hey, I think you're one of the best posters, a credit to the board. I also think you have a very different sense of humour to me.

 

And you definitely create "spam" threads, plus we have an off topic forum for a reason - these were all in the baseball forum:

 

[thread=7018]Happy Thanksgiving to all[/thread]

[thread=6395]Calling out Boxcar[/thread]

[thread=6953]Halloween[/thread]

 

Seriously though, no offence meant!

[King]

Hey, I think you're one of the best posters, a credit to the board. I also think you have a very different sense of humour to me.

 

And you definitely create "spam" threads, plus we have an off topic forum for a reason - these were all in the baseball forum:

 

[thread=7018]Happy Thanksgiving to all[/thread]

[thread=6395]Calling out Boxcar[/thread]

[thread=6953]Halloween[/thread]

 

Seriously though, no offence meant!

 

I still don't see what the problem is. All those threads got 100+ posts on what would have been an otherwise slow night of posting. If I put them in the off topic forum they would have just died instantly. This thread isn't baseball related either, should it be in the off topic forum?

[Olerud363]

I'm not complaining but genuinely curious how I attained two out of touch votes.

 

I have no problems with you these days, but those that do seem to think you are an *******, not out of touch. So yeah. 'Out of touch' doesn't make sense.

[Bobthe4th]

I still don't see what the problem is. All those threads got 100+ posts on what would have been an otherwise slow night of posting. If I put them in the off topic forum they would have just died instantly. This thread isn't baseball related either, should it be in the off topic forum?

 

Then let's just agree to disagree.

 

FWIW I don't think any of the 3 I quoted were thread worthy. I find threads like that annoying, and they clutter up the baseball talk, but that's just my opinion.

 

Plenty of off topic threads have lots of posts, but only the really interesting ones survive. You could post what you just ate for lunch as a new thread on the main forum and it'd get 50+ posts before being moved/locked down.

[Olerud363]

I'm flattered but I bring almost nothing to the table on here anymore. Terrible list.

 

Barely read the board anymore but Olerud is probably the worst poster I have ever seen on any message board, ever.

 

Thanks. I appreciate it. Is it possible to get a more detailed score. Here is my own personal assessment.

 

Grammar - 3/10... there are worse, it is more of a dyslexia then ignorance (I see the mistakes afterwards)

Temperament - 3/10 -- flies off the handle easily, but has been known to apologize occasionally.

Conciseness - 3/10 - way to wordy (but there are worse... ie Moogie)

Gets along with others - 4/10 - rubs people the wrong way occasionally but surpisingly gets a long with anyone who can admit they are wrong (ie anyone but Grant)

Thanks to Thanked ratio - apr. 7/6 - a well adjusted ratio

Number posts - 2000-2500, actually on the low side for someone who is so notorious.

[Gary]

Need an award for "Biggest *******".

[Pendleton]

Need an award for "Biggest *******".

 

I think you're going to get enough awards already.

[King]

Then let's just agree to disagree.

 

FWIW I don't think any of the 3 I quoted were thread worthy. I find threads like that annoying, and they clutter up the baseball talk, but that's just my opinion.

 

Plenty of off topic threads have lots of posts, but only the really interesting ones survive. You could post what you just ate for lunch as a new thread on the main forum and it'd get 50+ posts before being moved/locked down.

 

No one is forcing you to read a thread you don't want to. One of my favourite parts of this board is that everyone has a quick witted humour and that it's more of a community than just an overly moderated place to discuss strictly baseball.

[RealAccountant]

Best Overall Poster: King

Funniest Poster: Hurl

Nicest Poster: Governator

Best Foreign Poster:Colby Rasmus's dad (Whoever he is posting as these days)

Dumbest Poster: Spanky

Most out of touch poster: Olerud363

Best Female Poster: The poster who promises to show their tits but never delivers

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: Todd

Comeback poster of the year: L54

Most Annoying Poster: Spanky

Best Troll: Jaysfan2014

Best Mod: KingKat

Best infrequent poster: glory

Thread of the year: Politics Thread (Trump)

Best new board meme: Ship is Sinking (Always and Forever)

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Spanky (Really gone downhill as of late)

Worst Overall Poster: Boxcar - (Racist, Sexist)

Worst Troll: BBBB (Posts give me headache)

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

No one is forcing you to read a thread you don't want to. One of my favourite parts of this board is that everyone has a quick witted humour and that it's more of a community than just an overly moderated place to discuss strictly baseball.

 

All things the Haters hate me for... Bring it Bitches!!! Lol

 

Big f***ing know it all, whinny ass, Lil babies!!! BBBB Smash!!!! Lol