Blue Jays sign Ronald Belisario and Ramon Santiago

[Captain Adama]

Yeah I cut out carbs mostly to lose weight after I lost 20 lbs, but I wanted to gain muscle, and you need carbs for that, otherwise it isn't gonna happen.

[Laika]

yeah but who can afford that...

 

I was pretty bad with coke (the cola) for years. I was a boredom drinker and every job I've ever had I was bored at. I had a mini fridge in my office and kept 12 in there at most times. I was drinking at least 4 a day plus whatever I had at home. On a bet with my Ex I gave it up for 6 months and lost 15 lbs. without changing anything else (a little less fast food as well). I was probably up to 5 coffees a day though. After the bet was over I went back to it but in moderation and have stayed that way ever since...but that first coke when I went back tasted better than any beer I've ever had. I drink at least 3 litres of water now every day, but i still have hydration issues.

 

You used to work? I thought you just freeloaded professionally until your parents kicked you out in your mid 30s...

[The Cats Ass]

I found poutines and pop made me gain weight. I used to eat 3 or 4 a week, and they always came with a free pop. I got up to 205 lbs. But after cutting down to just 1 poutine a week, and only drinking water and beer I'm down to 185. Only time I drink anything sugary is when I drink Jager-bombs.

[KingKat]

I found poutines and pop made me gain weight. I used to eat 3 or 4 a week

 

Geezus. I love poutine but I eat 3-4 a year tops.

[Deadpool]

I found poutines and pop made me gain weight. I used to eat 3 or 4 a week, and they always came with a free pop. I got up to 205 lbs. But after cutting down to just 1 poutine a week, and only drinking water and beer I'm down to 185. Only time I drink anything sugary is when I drink Jager-bombs.

 

This guy knows what's up...

[The Cats Ass]

Geezus. I love poutine but I eat 3-4 a year tops.

 

I used to change them up. Chicken on one day, bacon on the next, little bit of donair meat every now and then.

[KingKat]

I used to change them up. Chicken on one day, bacon on the next, little bit of donair meat every now and then.

 

I live a very sedentary lifestyle and I just don't have the appetite for it unless I'm really drunk.

[Sammy225]

I can honestly say food is not why i gain weight.... It is the beer and of course i am not a fan of light beer i got to have the full s*** lol.

[Angrioter]

........and yes, Belisario deserves an +14 pages thread.

[The Cats Ass]

I can honestly say food is not why i gain weight.... It is the beer and of course i am not a fan of light beer i got to have the full s*** lol.

 

I think beer can actually help you lose weight. If you go on a full day bender, beer fulls you up so you don't eat. It's like the 30 hour famine thing, no food, so you don't collect calories and such.

[Sammy225]

I think beer can actually help you lose weight. If you go on a full day bender, beer fulls you up so you don't eat. It's like the 30 hour famine thing, no food, so you don't collect calories and such.

 

So your saying i should not eat and just drink...... Sounds like one hell of an idea that you got going there lol

[BTS]

So your saying i should not eat and just drink...... Sounds like one hell of an idea that you got going there lol

 

The end result of this: catsass' LOD team.

[The Cats Ass]

I live a very sedentary lifestyle and I just don't have the appetite for it unless I'm really drunk.

 

I love poutines. You're right though, they're even more awesome when drunk.

[The Cats Ass]

So your saying i should not eat and just drink...... Sounds like one hell of an idea that you got going there lol

 

Yes. You'll piss away all the beer instead of the food calories getting stuck in you.

[Sammy225]

Yes. You'll piss away all the beer instead of the food calories getting stuck in you.

 

Side effects is waking up in gutters and next to girls that look like guys

[Brownie19]

This might be the best thread I've ever read. Who knew beer was calorie free!!!

[glory]

Wow, I thought a new development happened for this to reach 14 pages.

 

I should have known better.

[blurnandez]

I found poutines and pop made me gain weight. I used to eat 3 or 4 a week, and they always came with a free pop.

 

That's insane. Good thing you stopped, you would have been dead by 50.

[Angrioter]

This might be the best thread I've ever read. Who knew beer was calorie free!!!

Great marketing strategy.

 

I always tell my clients that my hookers are healthy and they believe me. Bunch of stupids; they have venereal diseases in their vaginas that no science-man have been able to discovered yet.

[KingKat]

That's insane. Good thing you stopped, you would have been dead by 50.

 

Well I would be but if I'm not mistaken CA's a fisherman so I'm sure he burns a lot of calories during the season. That s*** is hard work.

[The Cats Ass]

Side effects is waking up in gutters and next to girls that look like guys

 

Sometimes it's hard to tell. One of these females was a male... Would you be able to guess which one? Especially if you were drunk.

 

 

 

 

[The Cats Ass]

Well I would be but if I'm not mistaken CA's a fisherman so I'm sure he burns a lot of calories during the season. That s*** is hard work.

 

No, I go very little. My dad is, I take time off my job to go down home and help set and land traps at the begging and end of each season. But ya, it is really hard work, especially in the s***** weather.

[KingKat]

No, I go very little. My dad is, I take time off my job to go down home and help set and land traps at the begging and end of each season.

 

Well good thing you're cutting back on the poutine then, lol.

[Shaker]

According to Wilner, the Belasario deal has fallen through.

[Angrioter]

Mike Wilner ‏

#Bluejays won't be signing Ronald Belisario - sides got very close, but deal has fallen through. The reliever remains a free agent. #Jays

[L54]

Lol 15 pages and the deal falls through.

[BTS]

Well that sucks.

[Angrioter]

Ramon Santiago "+15 pages for me and nobody else"

[L54]

Seriously though, don't cut out carbs. One of the biggest myths in the weight loss industry today.

 

Complex carbs vs simple carbs. Whole grain pastas, quinoa, sweet potatos, some breads, etc.

 

Also, if you're serious about losing weight, beginning a resistance training program is probably a good idea. Increasing muscle mass = increasing BMR.

[L54]

RealAccountant should be quite pleased.