This team is actually pretty good

[Smedley Butler]

Watching the game tonight?

 

Didn't catch it, a couple buddies came by and we dinked around on MLB '14 for PS4 for a few hours whilst getting stoned.

 

Checking boxscores lyfe.

[DickeyJohnsonWang]

"The Philadelphia Phillies are actually just really bad"

 

Discuss.

[Atothe]

"Rasmus and Cisco are hitting a ton of homers"

 

Discuss

[wardhenke1]

"The fact that it has taken 5 years for AA/Beeston to bring us back to where we were when they first took over as a .500+ team, at the cost of more than double the payroll and stripping the farm bare and we are all just giddy about it is desperately depressing." Discuss.

[Bunchedundies]

Didn't catch it, a couple buddies came by and we dinked around on MLB '14 for PS4 for a few hours whilst getting stoned.

 

Checking boxscores lyfe.

 

WOW you really do have options, I mean how great to be able to sit around, smoke pot and play video games, so jealous........You are living the life.

[Smedley Butler]

WOW you really do have options, I mean how great to be able to sit around, smoke pot and play video games, so jealous........You are living the life.

 

I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You?

 

Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.

[RIPEXPOS]

^I know you think that sounds really cool and fun, but it comes across as scumbag-ish and sad.

[aselvana]

I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You?

 

Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.

 

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/372/558/3b2.jpg

[NorthOf49]

The Blue Jays are now second in team wRC+ (after the Rockies) at 115! Hitting a robust .261/.332/.446.

 

3rd in position player WAR, 11th in pitcher WAR. Pretty good indeed!

[Spoonovic]

We just need average AL pitching and health to our key guys.

[Atothe]

The Blue Jays are now second in team wRC+ (after the Rockies) at 115! Hitting a robust .261/.332/.446.

 

3rd in position player WAR, 11th in pitcher WAR. Pretty good indeed!

 

Rockies have a team .331 babip, crazy.

[reedjohnsonfan]

Rockies have a team .331 babip, crazy.

 

Ya I believe Blackmon was 3rd in the MLB when I checked, and I'm sure Tulo was up there too. They will come back down to earth.

[Sammy225]

The Blue Jays are now second in team wRC+ (after the Rockies) at 115! Hitting a robust .261/.332/.446.

 

3rd in position player WAR, 11th in pitcher WAR. Pretty good indeed!

 

What Colorado is doing right now is absolutely sick lol.

[Olerud363]

I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You?

 

Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.

 

Holy s***. If for real have fun, Hope you make it back for Monday.

[saskjayfan]

I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You?

 

Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.

 

Go alpha dog! Life is grand!

[Bunchedundies]

I know, right? Last night chilling with friends, getting stoned and playing vidjya bassball, tonight after gym I'ma grab a couple grams of coke and go stay over at some bitches' place and spend the weekend f***ing the s*** outta her with my coke boner. You?

 

Life is good. I be all about that boxscore lyfe, son and sons.

 

I'll be drinking, banging some higher class bitches without herpes.

[Smedley Butler]

We just need average AL pitching and health to our key guys.

 

Nope, is doesn't allowed. Thou asketh foreth wayeth tooeth mucheth.

[Smedley Butler]

I'll be drinking, banging some higher class bitches without herpes.

 

Smoking hot 41 year old divorced Sicilian broad, olive skin, long black hair, 36C titties and the kind of body that a chick can only get by going to yoga 4 nights a week. No STD's included, I woulda known by now, dick is A-okay, urine is normal. We good to go, son.

 

Enjoy touching your tiny shrimp dick to tranny bukkake this weekend brother. =)

[Smedley Butler]

Holy s***. If for real have fun, Hope you make it back for Monday.

 

Always do. People stopped asking about my Monday morning "allergies" a while back. Lol

[HASHTAGYOLOSWAG]

Smoking hot 41 year old divorced Sicilian broad, olive skin, long black hair, 36C titties and the kind of body that a chick can only get by going to yoga 4 nights a week. No STD's included, I woulda known by now, dick is A-okay, urine is normal. We good to go, son.

 

Enjoy touching your tiny shrimp dick to tranny bukkake this weekend brother. =)

 

Hey losers,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; s*** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[Governator]

can we close this crap?

[vdartanian]

Hey losers,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; s*** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/this+guy.+What+time+is+it_61c96f_4123716.jpg

[BigBounceyBlueBalls]

Time to pull on the hip waders cause the s*** is getting deep in here!

[G-Snarls]

Wow.....this thread is just, DUMN.

 

It has certainly gone awry...

[Sammy225]

It has certainly gone awry...

 

I think its time you shut er down

[Glock]

This has become the "Who has a bigger E-penis" thread.

 

I bang 9's and date 10's and have a net worth that exceeds $100 million btw.....

[Boxcar]

Ya I believe Blackmon was 3rd in the MLB when I checked, and I'm sure Tulo was up there too. They will come back down to earth.

 

Blackmon's BABIP isn't that high. He just barely strikes out.

[Glock]

ECJF Troll account.

 

Nop. I'm just tryna get immersed in the forum culture gnome sayin?

[Smedley Butler]

Unless you're in college, that's sad, actually.

 

Yeah, spending a weekend getting wired and having sex is horrible. I'm most likely going to kill myself soon, to be honest. I don't know how much more pleasure I can take before I just end it all. Pray for me.

[Candy Maldonado]

Can people go pretend to be cool in the off topic forum?