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  1. Smedley Butler
    Hey twisted logic, you really want to be a mod. We get it already.
  2. Smedley Butler
    I've literally been cringing reading all these recent "please make me a mod here I'm begging you" posts of yours. Ugh. Seriously dude. Yuck.
  3. Smedley Butler
    How about you go f*** yourself buddy? What "other accounts"? Only reason I made this account was because a mod permabanned my original ID for making spanky cry when I reminded him that he's a welfare drunk/addict that no woman will ever want to f***. So go back to making stupid knee jerk threads about how someone sucked between cherry picked arbitrary dates and keep my name out of your mouth unless I give you just cause you little ****.
  4. Smedley Butler
    Dude he's like 12. Come on now. What do you expect? Being an obnoxious tryhard is par for the course at that age.
  5. Smedley Butler
    Do you see the problem here? Holy self-negating cop-out logic-failure. How "true" is that talent in this case? Jesus.
  6. Smedley Butler
    Well said. Trolls like him are not welcome here. Keep on barking at Toronto, Doggy.
  7. Smedley Butler
    Obviously if all it was going to take to land Price was Sanchez and Tirado then we'd be insane NOT to. Obviously, it'll take more. Strange article.
  8. Smedley Butler
    So the hooker is cumming right away? Wtf? Spanglish analogy failure.
  9. Smedley Butler
    Greetings, Lord Olerud. Good to see you are still keeping these degenerate homosexualists in line. I refilled the holy water on the way in and left you a large amount of calmness heroin on your desk within your chambers. Praise be.
  10. Smedley Butler
    -pokes head Into forum for first time in like a week- -sees that spanky got banned again, dies laughing- Have at it, fags. Same time next week?
  11. Smedley Butler
    So much jealousy being displayed in this thread toward Chris Cotillo. Get a life.
  12. Smedley Butler
    Ninja draft 2014. Stay f***ing Calm.
  13. Smedley Butler
    Seconded. Missed the draft last night, this got me all caught up in about 3 secs. 3 top-20 guys. Not too shabby.
  14. Smedley Butler
    Pffft I was all down with being calm before it got cool. Pass the heroin and remain Calm my Brothers and Sisters.
  15. Smedley Butler
    You slipped up when you answered the dude's "Georgia Peach" account by referring to him as "Gibbers", bud. Only someone who has been around since the days of the old board would have known his old username. But whatever. New member, right? Lolz Edit: A little late to the party on this one. Lol @ his banning.
  16. Smedley Butler
    Wish me luck boys; about to hit the strip club on shrooms, gonna TOTALLY IGNORE THE f*** OUTTA ALLLLL THE STRIPPERS, TOTALLY GOING TO PRETEND LIKE I'M THERE FOR SOMETHING ELSE, ILL BE SQUISHING ALL DEM HAMSTERS UNDERNEATH MY FEET. f***ing eleven.
  17. Smedley Butler
    These mushrooms are splendid. Anyone up for some cocaine and trying in vain to f*** a stripper with our limp cocks?
  18. Smedley Butler
    Seriously this guy must spend an hour every morning putting out brushfires everyf***ingwhere to maintain that s*** with regard to the eyebrows and goatee......
  19. Smedley Butler
    I swear to Jahbaalaun, don't you be talking smack 'bout my heere vidjya games bwoy. Never tried crack, but all the guys who last changed clothes and/or showered sometime in the 90's SWEAR BY IT. Roflcopter for dayyyyyyys, boi.......................XD XD XD XD
  20. Smedley Butler
    Calm the f*** down, you ungrateful peasants.
  21. Smedley Butler
    OMFG WHO IN THE LIVING #DESPAIRING f*** IS THIS GUY AND WHY IS SOMEBODY NOT HOLDING THIS DUDE DOWN AND FORCIBLY INJECTING HIM WITH NEEDLEFULLS OF HEROIN AGAINST HIS WILL YET?!?!$!?!?!11 Eleven.
  22. Smedley Butler
    Amen.
  23. Smedley Butler
    Oh f*** you, seriously. -le sigh- -awards you with The Innernette for the night-
  24. Smedley Butler
    I keep meaning to ask; what's with that sexy avatar?
  25. Smedley Butler
    Right now he's bent over, Reggie Love drilling his ass, snorting rails the likes of which would make Scarface blush, texting Larry Sinclair, absentmindedly swinging his putter whilst all the above goes down........... Am Ileaving anything out here? Halp plox.
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