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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Springer dinger!
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Is Parsons actually good? F me this team has oodles of pitching with guys like Francis and White figuring it out, Parsons maybe even being something, RT, Yariel, Dallas starting AAA Manoah was probably f***ed even if his shoulder wasn't FUBAR
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Bases loaded single by Vlad, gets thrown out tryin to get 2nd out of it
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    How has Zach Pops stuff looked?
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Stop being positive. Everything is terrible this off season. Everything. The Jays are the worst and Atkins is a beta devil.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Hahaha You bastard
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    lmao what in the actual f*** is going on in here? Atkins "MO" is to have one of the worst offenses in MLB? Really? Since when for f*** sakes? Last year was there worst year offensively since the "window" opened in the Atkins rebuild and they were still top half of the league in offense. Some knucklehead predicting the Jays will have one of the worst offenses in the league after a few ST games? Again..are you f***ing kidding me? There are 6 or 7 teams projected to have better offensive fWAR than the Jays this year. We'll see how it shakes out, but one of the worst in the league?? Come on man, step back from the ledge. Yes the point of the forum is to discuss the Jays and baseball, but holy s*** do we really have to complain about the same s*** over and over and over and over again and again and again before they've even played a regular season game? Let's at least wait to see if they actually suck before complaining ad nauseum about how much they suck.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    lmao the guy is like 4'8 and 300lbs. How fast do you expect him to trot?
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    Pretty excited about Cooke I mean, about as excited as you can get for a reliever prospect I guess, but he has elite high leverage written all over him.
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Awesome. f*** you Boras What did Chaman supposedly turn down from the Jays last year? 5x150 or something? 5x100? Gonna get way less than that I'm thinking.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    1st game of spring training is sloppy? Noooooooo waaaaaaay I don't believe it
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    I'm really looking forward to all the pissing and moaning about IKF all season long on here.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Ah, another Jays MiLB signing that is causing certain folks to go off the deep end. Nothing has really changed in weeks and weeks. This season hinges on pitching staying healthy and key offensive contributors returning back closer to career norms.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Welcome to the 2023/34 MLB off season. After Ohtani all a team can do is dumpster dive. Either that or give out complete albatross contracts to overrated players who will more than likely be a drag on the team financially when there are actual difference makers available.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Why not? Dude swings a big stick and is nothing more than a depth signing if it's not just a MiLB deal.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    19 lbs of muscle on Tiedemann? Over what time period? That's way too much weight to put on naturally since the end of the season
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    I think signing Eduardo Escobar to a MiLB deal is definitely a great reason to act like a whiny little bitch. But, when you ARE a whiny little bitch pretty much everything is a good reason to act like a whiny little bitch. You have to stay true to you.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    I can picture Atkins in the lab, piecing together a 3B monstrosity using Barger's arm, IKF's glove, Orelvis' power, Escobar's experience, Parmesiani's youth.... 5-6 fWAR combined for sure from 3B in 2024
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Just because the Jays won't break the bank for players like Chapman and Bellinger doesn't mean they have a limited budget.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    Love this time of year! Spring is coming, baseball season is just around the corner, good times. So many intriguing arms to watch with the Jays through spring training. Manoah with less fat, will he bounce back? Mitch White trying to build off his really strong AAA finish last year. Tiedemann, one of the most intriguing SP prospects in all of baseball. Just signed Yariel, what's he gonna bring to the table? Can't wait to see how it all shakes out.
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    That's a new lower low level of complaining about IKF that I never thought we'd sink to lol
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    What about White? Is he a mouth piece too? Either way, it's a stupid f***ing thing to hope for these players to fail if you're a Jays fan. Personally I hope Manoah, White, Tiedemann, Rodriguez and every other jays pitcher are f***ing lights out this season.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder what kind of offers Bellinger is even getting at this point. Jays have about $6 million left before they hit the next luxury threshold, and $26 million to the one after that. Something like 5/$150 would be very palatable right now for Bellinger. Pretty unlikely? Impossible?
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    And the Jays still have Pop So this is what winning feels like EDIT: Does anyone remember who the PTBNL was in that deal? IIRC it was Bass, Pop, PTBNL for Groshans
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