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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    f***ing weather in Worcester, I want some AAA action at least. Good news is tomorrow is slated for a Bisons double header and also AA, high A and low A all get going too.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Danny Jansen and Joey Votto will turn this MFing offense around! And then they'll get hurt again....
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Maybe Atkins is on the hot seat or maybe the higher ups don't find much fault with his body of work knowing there wasn't much out there this off season as far as proven bats goes. They took a run at Ohtani and kicked tires or were in discussions with pretty much every power bat available. If there is good feasible reasons none were brought in Atkins bosses will know whether or not he's to blame.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Man, if the Yankees have their way with the Jays this place will be pure misery to visit. Stroman complete game 2 hit shut out incoming?
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Early returns are a little scary. Springer and Kirk off to terrible starts in particular. Bo too.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    "This place sucks, waahhh, don't sign up new people, it's a s*** hole, waaaahhhh" *proceeds to make 185 different burner accounts and keeps coming back* Go watch some youtube videos on how to not be a loser and get a girlfriend you pathetic incel
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    "new posters" lmao
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    Term just living rent free in dean's tiny little empty head
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    I think Vlad & Bo both get traded before the start of next season, and honestly their 4-5 combined fWAR likely won't be that hard to replace for cheaper than what it'd cost to keep them.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    5 pitchers combined for the Bisons shut out today with 2 hits, 3 walks and 13 K's All interesting arms too with Yariel, Fluharty, Little, Juenger and Danner
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Dang, lots of little injuries piling up early on.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Man I love coming to this site and seeing that some of the most annoying douches have been ban hammered.
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    If you like whining like a bitch about a team that wins 90 games per year and makes the playoffs three of four years then you've got lots to whine about.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah, it must be way more fun being an insufferable f***ing twat of a baseball fan who whines about everything. Don't even know why some of these people even follow the team if it makes them so miserable. You'd think the Jays were in the midst of a 20+ year playoff drought and only spending $100 million a season the way some of you piss and moan. Whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd way rather be a "homer" and try to enjoy this team winning around 90 games a year and hope they find their mojo in the playoffs at some point.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    Spanky and term you guys keep fighting the good fight, I love it. I didn't even bother coming here after the two L's because I knew the whiners would be out in full force A split to start in that s*** hole Trop against that horse shoe up their ass team is a great way to get the season rolling!
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Luckily they seem to have no issue signing quality starters and also fixing starters that they pull off the scrap heap.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Zulu was way further down the reliever depth chart than Parsons is on the starter depth chart. The Jays are down two very important relievers to start the season and Zulu still wasn't going to get a sniff of MLB action. It's too bad but this is what will.happen when you have this many good relievers knocking on the door and tons of depth. Remember, the Jays snagged Cabrera off waivers just last year.
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    The first three or so pages of this thread after the game started are f***ing embarrassing lmao
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    Win!
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Caminero didn't make the opening day roster I see.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    Meh, sucks that Zulu hasn't figured out how to command his stuff but oh well. The Jays lost Merryweather last year and he's way better then Zulu, still had one of the better pens league wide. And this year they have more solid relief arms toiling in the upper minors.
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    I kind of get a kick out of the crowd wanting to run Atkins out of town. I get it, frustrated cause there are zero playoff wins. But he's the guy that built a team deep enough to still make the playoffs despite hugely disappointing performances from their stars last season. Vlad 1.0 fWAR, Kirk 1.6 fWAR, Manoah -0.4 fWAR, Springer 2.1 fWAR, Varsho 2.2 fWAR even Bo was only 3.6 fWAR, which was pathetic for him. All of those are below what's expected, some of them WAY below. Still won 89 games.
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    They are available for PTA meetings and Bocce ball.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Time will tell what our prospect pool is or whether or not it will yield anything at the MLB level. Just three years ago it was touted as top 5 and had as many as 7 prospects in the top 100. The Jays traded most of them away and they've all fizzled out and done nothing. I think Kirk is the only one still here and making an impact. Pearson is another but he's had next to no impact so far. Meanwhile a guy like Bowden Francis is about to start the season in the rotation. As for Atkins, I doubt he's in as much danger as people like to think. I guess we'll find out if this team flops and misses the playoffs or fails to win a playoff game again.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Available for what? Lol
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