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  1. Masterbather
    Has Varsho ever made contact with a pitch at the top of the strike zone inside? I'm not even kidding, I don't think he's physically capable. Has it ever actually happened even on a foul ball? Is there any actual evidence of this?
  2. Masterbather
    Vladdy did a thing!
  3. Masterbather
    f***ing exhausting watching an offense that struggles this badly to score for another season. Yankees keep trying to give us big innings but we keep refusing them.
  4. Masterbather
    That'll work. Offense is still disgustingly s*** but I'll take the win.
  5. Masterbather
    Just stop showing up to work Vlad. Please, I can't anymore.
  6. Masterbather
    Solid f***ing outing!
  7. Masterbather
    You may be correct😂
  8. Masterbather
    Last year he came here full of piss and vinegar looking to prove himself on a one-year deal. Then, after having a solid season, nobody wanted him. He returned disheartened.
  9. Masterbather
    Varsho, one of the things you actually are supposed to do well.
  10. Masterbather
    A reading from the book of Shea: Accountability is non existent on this team. If you can watch Guerrero constantly f*** up on the bases multiple times a year and not bench him a single time for it and then watch it catch up to you in the postseason when he makes one of the dumbest baserunning gaffes I've ever seen, then you can just forget about accountability ever being a real thing for this team. Thanks be to Shea.
  11. Masterbather
    Well he's not, and he's spoken about how baffled he is about not getting any interest. As am I.
  12. Masterbather
    Didn't Buck say that the Jays were intentionally trying not to do that this year? I too dislike the idea of personal catchers unless it's an unusual situation like a knuckleballer.
  13. Masterbather
    Funny how he suddenly got patriotic when he needed a job. I still don't get why Brandon Belt isn't here, how much could he possibly cost at this point?
  14. Masterbather
    Ninja logic.
  15. Masterbather
    Oh God, please just win one. At least we'll be basically halfway done with the Yankees this year.
  16. Masterbather
    Kind of what he's always been. He's not suddenly going to become a different pitcher then he has been. He's a good, consistent and very reliable starter. He's capable of some really good starts and streaks. He's not a true ace nor is he a true two on a championship team, but he's an extremely solid piece to have in the rotation and he'll get you innings year after year. As consistent as you'll get.
  17. Masterbather
    Pitchers with arms like this absolutely don't need to be going max effort every pitch, it's stupid. Especially if you're going to throw a lot of sliders on top of that. Average 97 and hit your spots and when you need it reach back for more. It's just silly to be doing what he's doing.
  18. Masterbather
    ⏳ until his arm goes boom...
  19. Masterbather
    I'm not sure what people were saying in the off-season, I wasn't on this board in the off-season much, but there were some idiots last year who thought the Yankees were doomed for the foreseeable future making up whatever kind of nonsense fed their idiotic theories while most level headed people knew they were a couple moves away from being a really good team again.
  20. Masterbather
    Garcia must be on that LeBron s***!
  21. Masterbather
    Green was such a smart signing.
  22. Masterbather
    The only language Vladdy might understand is playing time. But apparently, Jays management doesn't speak that language.
  23. Masterbather
    There's going to be no world war. Too many countries have it too good and don't want to get dirt under their nails directly. Just proxy wars with the same countries as always.
  24. Masterbather
    Oh Francis! Proof that warm bodies ≠ starting pitching depth
  25. Masterbather
    Belt It's still alive and available is he not? What am I missing here?
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