Terminator

That second one was a bomb. Pretty impressive distance for a 20 year old SS.

I hope he tries it when they are down 4.

No lead is ever completely safe until the fat lady sings but spazzing out over a 6 run lead and then quitting the board is probably not a rationale approach to expressing that sentiment.

Probably for the best my guy. Happy trails. Looks like The Sheriff strikes again.

What the hell are you going on about? Jackie Bradley's almost meaningless solo homer increased the Sox's win expectancy by about 3% to a 6.7% win expectancy. Lol we have a 4 run lead entering the 7th inning. Geezus just relax.

How are we all feeling about Orelvis these days?

I didn't twist your words lol. You said 8 runs through 5 innings wasn't enough and I just don't really get that. Maybe it won't be enough but it doesn't get much better than that. Now you're adding some color and it seems that you are more worried about the bullpen than you are whining about the offense? Ok maybe that makes more sense but it doesn't get much safer than an 8-2 lead.

Lol proof that some of you will never be happy. We've scored a billion runs this series.

Jeter Downs Syndrome is living proof that you trade the prospects for the superstar every time. Bring me Juan Soto.

Jeter Downs Syndrome might be the worst player in baseball. Cannot believe the Sox traded Mookie Betts for that guy.

God the Red Sox suck

Rocket is officially an above average MLB hitter. 101 wRC+.

And the Rocket delivers

Rocket is an RBI machine, he's got this

Lol nice

Rocket is running wild out here. Knees, elbows, helmets and hair flying all ver the basepaths

GoldSchmidt and Arenado both out for the Jays series due to vax status.

Like K-Rod in 2002!

Lol you read an Instagram post and immediately thought that Bo Bichette himself might be an abuser. Now you’re doubling down and getting ready to cancel Bo (who’s never been accused of anything and seems like a good guy!) because “that s*** does not fly in the 2020s”. Wow bro way to put Bo on alert! Still not sure why you’re putting him on alert but you did it.

Lmao what the hell is this crap

Airing out the family’s dirty laundry through Instagram is pathetic. Also, he mentions he suffered the abuse until he “left” at age 26? Left what? Was he living at home until then? Sounds entitled tbh. Also, the team specifically asked Bo if his dad could be up with the big league team to coach and Bo gave his approval. A couple of Instagram posts from the unsuccessful son whining about how he had to flee at age 26 and I’m supposed to join in on canceling a Rockies legend? Pass

So like every Friday night this year I am up late googling Rocket Raimel stats and highlights. While doing so, I think I have uncovered some of the greatest ownage of one position player over another in a half season of baseball in history. I'm talking about Rocket Raimel's utter dominance of Red Sox Catcher and 1B (LOL) Christian Vazquez. We all remember where we were on April 21 when Vazquez hit a ball off the monster before Tapia unleashed a pinpoint 74 mph rocket to nail him at 2B. Behold, the play that inspired this entire thread: LOL sorry bud but you'll have to do better than that if you want to get an extra base hit with the Rocket patrolling the OF. That brings us to tonight. While leading off the top of the 6th inning with a 27-3 lead, Rocket Raimel hit a screaming chopper to Jeter Down's Syndrome (the Red Sox seriously traded Mookie Betts for this ******* LOL) who somehow fielded the ball and fired a wild throw toward the vicinity of 1B. Poor Christian Vazquez, forced into 1B duty because the Red Sox suck so bad, did his best to field the ball, but once again got utterly OWNED by the Rocket. All 6 feet, 6 and half inches and 118 pounds of pure athleticism plowed into Vazquez at nearly 40 mph, giving the Red Sox 1B multiple concussions, broken bones, and a punctured lung. Remarkably, Red Sox trainers were able to bring Vazquez back to life with a defibrillator and he stayed in the game to hit his second homer. That's a pretty crazy story in itself but no one cares because the Red Sox lost the game 45-3. Regardless, witness Vazquez getting OWNED by the Rocket yet again: OWNED They probably aren't going to let Vazquez fall asleep anytime soon tonight due to concussion protocol, but once he does he'll be having nightmares of ROCKET RAIMEL.

Extend Tapia

Ross Atkins could make 100 trades with Dick Monfort and he wouldn't lose a single one.

This team is f***ing weird lol