GDT Jays vs Rangers (G3) - Sheriff's Edition w/ Special Announcement

[hanton]

Kikuchi.

 

mound presence.

[Jonn]

Kirk can't even get his fat ass up the line ��

 

They need to have a serious conversation with him this off-season. He can't report to camp this out of shape next year. If he cares about his baseball career its time to make a commitment to the body.

[keggy]

Kikuchi dominant, he just might make it through 6 innings

[Jays24]

They need to have a serious conversation with him this off-season. He can't report to camp this out of shape next year. If he cares about his baseball career its time to make a commitment to the body.

 

They should make a montage of all the moments his weight hurt the team. There are probably like 50 plays where you can point to, which is crazy.

[Jays24]

Kikuchi dominant, he just might make it through 6 innings

 

Crazy to believe that he could be our 2nd best pitcher this year.

[Jonn]

This team will go as far as Ernie Clement and Davis Schneider will take them.

[Jays24]

Varsho doing Varsho things.

[hanton]

they should have sent Clement with Varsho up

[Jonn]

Kikuchi getting absolutely bent over by this ump.

[Masterbather]

This team will go as far as Ernie Clement and Davis Schneider will take them.

 

That should be funny but it's also true.

[John_Havok]

They need to have a serious conversation with him this off-season. He can't report to camp this out of shape next year. If he cares about his baseball career its time to make a commitment to the body.

 

Screw baseball, if he wants to be around the see his kid grow up, get married and become a grand-papi…

[RobinThicc]

Think I might go to a game since no one is going anymore.

 

Perfect time to be at the dome

[hanton]

Seager isn't that fast, damn

[DigitalRock]

We gonna get swept it feels like just depressing.

[BlueJays]

It's over

[Spanky99]

Oof...

[RobinThicc]

Oh s***, the blue jays we know are back once they face a good team.

 

Missed this team

[havok24]

The Jays look lifeless and overmatched.

[hanton]

that's what happens when you get squeezed and have to come in

[THANOS]

Game.

 

This offense will be lucky to score 4 R between the next 2 games combined, let alone tonight.

[bones10]

f*** me

[Masterbather]

Well I always felt it was Seattle that we were most likely to pass over. It still is, if anybody.

[DigitalRock]

Holy f***. The other team gets big hits we simply don’t

[John_Havok]

Kikuchi getting absolutely bent over by this ump.

 

Just amazing what happens when umps screw up and don’t call strike 3 on Seager

[Omar]

Cue the comeback.

 

[93 Jays]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

-Batman"

-The Sheriff

 

Look folks, I know a lot of you guys hate me. Maybe deservedly so. But I know that deep down you all respect me. And that's because decades ago I took it upon myself to grab a badge and proclaim myself the Sheriff of BJMB. Some of you fought it and some of you still do. But someone around here has to do it and I took it upon myself to lead this fandom through thick and thin.

 

It hasn't been easy. I was here for the 20 year playoff drought. I led the charge to fight back against real life celebrity Roy Firestone and his hordes of Orioles trolls (truly sick people). I started the Raimel Tilapia fan club. The Biggio Fanboys, the Jansen Fanboys, the future superstar Nick Frasso Fanboys and even the Greg Bird Fanboys have all tried to take me down. I may have even have been mortally wounded by the Bellinger Fanboys (you guys got lucky as hell on that one).

 

Some say I've lost a few mph off of my fastball. Maybe I have. But in the words of The Batman/The Sheriff, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and I'm going out as a hero.

 

So with that said, I'd like to announce that this season will be The Sheriff's Last Ride™. That's right, I'll still be around but I'll be hanging up my badge. My guess is that when Biggio gets a new thread every other day or some Quad-A veteran hits a couple of homers in Spring Training some of you will actually miss me more than you'll admit. But I can read the room and the act is getting a bit villainous so it'll be up to the next generation to carry on that fight.

 

So grab your hats boys. Load your six shooters. And saddle up. And oh yeah, don't forget your badges because you've all been deputized for The Sheriff's Last Ride™.

 

It's World Series or bust and these motherf***ing Texas Rangers are going to feel some pain tonight.

 

lol, yeah, they're feeling it!

[glory]

Not even a Term game thread can fire this team up.

[PhillyBlueJay]

Season over and you want to watch the f***ing character of this team just watch them roll o we Ann’s die and not even score any runs this game!!!

 

Blow this f***ing team up in the off-season and trade Vladdy and Bo!!! Just get what you can get and let the new wave of young guys play.

 

It is madness to keep status quo in the off-season and this is not a 1-2 player fix but a whole new core needs to come in.

 

Trade our starters rebuild this team with a new young core.

 

I’d love to sign Bo but the guy is just playing out his service time, never glowing review from Bo on wanting to sign and stay he is going to biggest market team like Yankees, Mets, Dodgers.

[DigitalRock]

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[93 Jays]

Jonah Heim= 7 RBI