Around Baseball 2022

[connorp]

Like it’s not even morally wrong. If you’re 35, why not level the playing field just a little without crossing to cheating territory

[Jonn]

bullet dodged

 

 

Yea thank f***. Would have hated that signing. Another Orioles starter we can kick the s*** out of.

[wilko]

[Jimcanuck]

As soon as someone mentions Schilling on this forum, there are only 4 possible destinations for the conversation: American politics, connorp's personal life, struggles with low T, or the impact that struggles with low T has on connorp's personal life.

 

lmao, this is gold

[Captain_Obvious]

Low testosterone energy post.

 

I am Danny Jansen's mother.

[connorp]

I lost a nut to cancer a few years ago. My T levels are borderline low. Sounds like I should start taking T so I feel like a million bucks again! There are side effects though I believe.

 

There’s side effects to any prescription. Supplementing T is nothing like doing steroids or any of that. Otherwise legit doctors wouldn’t deal with it. The one side effect that’s real though is it makes it more unlikely to reproduce. But if you discontinue treatment, it goes back.

[Jimcanuck]

There’s side effects to any prescription. Supplementing T is nothing like doing steroids or any of that. Otherwise legit doctors wouldn’t deal with it. The one side effect that’s real though is it makes it more unlikely to reproduce. But if you discontinue treatment, it goes back.

 

And if you do happen to reproduce, the kid looks and acts like Godzilla

[Laika]

Bingo. Modern lifestyle has disintegrated test in men. Today’s average male has the same levels as like a 60 year old man 50 years ago

 

So build a time machine, or buy a farm, you little hormone injecting princesses

[L54]

As soon as someone mentions Schilling on this forum, there are only 4 possible destinations for the conversation: American politics, connorp's personal life, struggles with low T, or the impact that struggles with low T has on connorp's personal life.

 

Lmao pretty much

[Brownie19]

There’s side effects to any prescription. Supplementing T is nothing like doing steroids or any of that. Otherwise legit doctors wouldn’t deal with it. The one side effect that’s real though is it makes it more unlikely to reproduce. But if you discontinue treatment, it goes back.

 

I'm done with kids anyway, so sounds like no downside.

[L54]

So build a time machine, or buy a farm, you little hormone injecting princesses

 

My t levels are optimal, I have a farm that you’re welcome at any time and I’ll teach you how to use a crescent wrench

[Carlos Danger]

My t levels are optimal, I have a farm that you’re welcome at any time and I’ll teach you how to use a crescent wrench

 

Just make sure Laika doesn’t try to milk any cats..

[Laika]

Even KNOWING your testosterone levels is so incredibly low T

 

can't think of something more girly than bloodwork

[L54]

I lost a nut to cancer a few years ago. My T levels are borderline low. Sounds like I should start taking T so I feel like a million bucks again! There are side effects though I believe.

 

Damn dude glad you’re good.

 

I would look into it. You need to make sure you find a hormone specialist who can help optimize you and not a primary care physician. Could be a big change waiting for you!

[L54]

Just make sure Laika doesn’t try to milk any cats..

 

Or the bulls in the arm barn

[L54]

Even KNOWING your testosterone levels is so incredibly low T

 

can't think of something more girly than bloodwork

 

Can’t tell if serious

[Jimcanuck]

Can’t tell if serious

 

He's just compensating, you know being a BJMB mod is ridiculously low T

[Laika]

I have unlimited power

 

internet message board god

[BTS]

He's just compensating, you know being a BJMB mod is ridiculously low T

 

There is no way anyone could handle this job without 99th percentile T levels

[L54]

He's just compensating, you know being a BJMB mod is ridiculously low T

 

Two thirds of internet message board mods suffer from erectile dysfunction

[Jimcanuck]

Two thirds of internet message board mods suffer from erectile dysfunction

 

And the ones that do are the loudest

[L54]

And the ones that do are the loudest

 

Lol

 

I hope everyone knows I’m only kidding

 

But if you’re reading this and you’re constantly tired and unmotivated, maybe time to get your hormones checked. Merry Christmas

[Laika]

Yes, maybe I am being too conservative. Some of you who think you are big macho dudes might need gender affirming hormone therapy as you age.

[wilko]

Lol

 

I hope everyone knows I’m only kidding

 

But if you’re reading this and you’re constantly tired and unmotivated, maybe time to get your hormones checked. Merry Christmas

 

That could be a bunch of things causing fatigue etc.. Go to the doctor and get some bloodwork/checkup.

[Terminator]

I lost a nut to cancer a few years ago. My T levels are borderline low. Sounds like I should start taking T so I feel like a million bucks again! There are side effects though I believe.

 

One of my berries was injured in a motorcycle accident about ten years ago (luckily my buddy showed up with his truck and we got out of there before the cops showed up). The doctors wanted to remove the injured nut because it no longer functions but I told him I'd kill him if he took it out. So I do have a full set of nads but only one works. But because my nuts are so damn big my T-levels are still 4x as high as your average 25 year old male according to the doctor lol.

[Jimcanuck]

One of my berries was injured in a motorcycle accident about ten years ago (luckily my buddy showed up with his truck and we got out of there before the cops showed up). The doctors wanted to remove the injured nut because it no longer functions but I told him I'd kill him if he took it out. So I do have a full set of nads but only one works. But because my nuts are so damn big my T-levels are still 4x as high as your average 25 year old male according to the doctor lol.

 

How many x a day do you crank one out?

[Brownie19]

One of my berries was injured in a motorcycle accident about ten years ago (luckily my buddy showed up with his truck and we got out of there before the cops showed up). The doctors wanted to remove the injured nut because it no longer functions but I told him I'd kill him if he took it out. So I do have a full set of nads but only one works. But because my nuts are so damn big my T-levels are still 4x as high as your average 25 year old male according to the doctor lol.

 

I was asked if I wanted a fake nut inserted so my sack was still balanced. I asked him to insert 2 fake ones so I could be like the chick with 3 boobs in Total Recall. He declined, so I didn't get the insert. I then f***ed his mom to assert dominance and show him I'm still a man - no matter how many nuts I have.

[Jimcanuck]

Giants reportedly offered Judge 9 years, $360M.

 

I would accept on the spot.

[wilko]

I was asked if I wanted a fake nut inserted so my sack was still balanced. I asked him to insert 2 fake ones so I could be like the chick with 3 boobs in Total Recall. He declined, so I didn't get the insert. I then f***ed his mom to assert dominance and show him I'm still a man - no matter how many nuts I have.

 

How many times you nut in his mom? Once?

[connorp]

Giants reportedly offered Judge 9 years, $360M.

 

I would accept on the spot.

 

It’ll be interesting if he gets boo’d in NY. Probably will be a mix of both