2019 MLB Draft | Day 1 Thread - Prepare your overreactions

[Terminator]

The guy looks like Rowdy Tellez out there.

[P2F]

I hate to be that guy, but ugh, it's a pitcher.

[Jonn]

We got another fatty!

[jays4life19]

I hate to be that guy, but ugh, it's a pitcher.

 

At least he comes with a big package

[Deadpool]

His delivery looks awkward. *shrug* what do I know?

[Abomination]

Not thrilled with this pick. Hopefully he proves us wrong.

[P2F]

At least he comes with a big package

 

Yeah, it's his belly.

[Angrioter]

I prefer a small OF over a chubby RP

[TheOutsider]

I...don't like it. Pitcher with big question marks, blegh.

[Jimcanuck]

Hmmmmm...... not too excited about this. Fat, and a pitcher.

[Jonn]

At least he comes with a big package

 

With that fat around the thighs more like a little turtle.

[dineke]

Cool we drafted Bartolo

[Solaxys]

Even the panel is throwing shade on him, yikes.

[Maahfaace]

Vlad needs a nightly dinner date so he doesnt feel ashamed how much he jams down his throat. Excellent pick

[glory]

Hopefully there’s more footage of Smoltz talking about Manoah’s package.

[Slade]

He looks big but he doesn't really look fat.

[P2F]

Is Manoah a potential underslot guy, at least? Could the Jays save a little cash and go overslot later for a guy like Spencer Jones?

[TheHurl]

He throws 99 and doesn't walk many. End convo...it's what you look for in a pick

[Krylian]

so we drafted a 300lb pitcher? that can't turn out well

 

Listed at 260lb. But sure, round up

[Jimcanuck]

He looks big but he doesn't really look fat.

 

Like Roger Clemens, you mean?

[Key22]

Or CC Sabathia - Our Cleveland brass like big butts and they cannot lie.

[Terminator]

Seems like a fine pick to me. Lots of upside.

[TheHurl]

Baty seems like a bright kid.

[Krylian]

He throws 99 and doesn't walk many. End convo...it's what you look for in a pick

 

Tercet will hate this pick.

 

I can see it now...

 

"ZOMG!!!! He throws 99. He's so good!!!"

[TwistedLogic]

I miss you my amado brother

 

I miss you too bud. I just can't stand to watch baseball anymore. Too many hours, too many games for a sport where nothing matters until August anyway. Doesn't help that this team is an unwatchable s*** show. I never thought baseball would ever stop being my top sport but for the past few years, I haven't been able to muster up nearly the excitement for this game as I have for basketball and hockey.

 

I don't know if I've even watched 5 full baseball games since Donaldson went down.

[jays4life19]

He throws 99 and doesn't walk many. End convo...it's what you look for in a pick

 

I thought you hated fat pitchers?

[Jonn]

19 and half and he just got drafted out of high school lmao. No wonder he dominated.

[baubau]

While I can't really fap about pitchers, any pitchers, I am excited to see how this guy does.

[Travis_Snider]

Always pitches out of the stretch apparently.

 

dude looks like a beast.

[Terminator]

I miss you too bud. I just can't stand to watch baseball anymore. Too many hours, too many games for a sport where nothing matters until August anyway. Doesn't help that this team is an unwatchable s*** show. I never thought baseball would ever stop being my top sport but for the past few years, I haven't been able to muster up nearly the excitement for this game as I have for basketball and hockey.

 

I don't know if I've even watched 5 full baseball games since Donaldson went down.

 

Basketball (March Madness excluded) and hockey are trash sports