Final List: BJMB Hottest Jays of 2017

[Brownie19]

The photo of Barnes with the Lombardi trophy is a nice one

 

better than the one below it where he looks like a pedophile.

[King]

11. Steve Pearce

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28886.png&w=350&h=254

 

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2016/03/c1s_pearceface032516_16934764_8col.jpg

 

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Steve+Pearce+vuoy_pIyeZLm.jpg

 

http://www.raysindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Steve-Pearce.jpg

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jessica-pearce-6.jpg

 

Highest on Steve Pearce: SirBJay (2)

Lowest on Steve Pearce: MunenoriKawasakiMVP (21)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"Rocks a beard and has a facial structure sharper than the cliffs of Mount Everest."

 

"Looks like he has a nice body, and an okay smile."

 

"Rugged, tough looking guy. Good teeth. Perhaps a little weathered."

 

"looks built but bald"

 

"His flat nose keeps him from a podium finish"

 

"throw a cowboy hat on him and he's hot."

 

"Has that wide gap between the eyes that makes guys look derpy."

 

"Not going to win any beauty contests but very average."

[King]

17. Joe Biagini

 

 

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/2016/9/3/biagini_72706.jpg

 

 

http://thenationnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/images/f6/42/article_f6425623-6a0b-4df3-9b60-217faf9252e3.jpg

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/607352.jpg

 

http://thenationnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/images/a1/c5/article_a1c52140-24b1-48da-9257-82d0696d5ad0.jpg

 

http://www.tsn.ca/polopoly_fs/1.483884!/fileimage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/joe-biagini.jpg

 

Highest on Joe Biagini: Pendleton (6)

Lowest on Joe Biagini: Governator (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"Just dorky, kinda Aspergers-y"

 

"Close eyes, bigger ears"

 

"Tall, awkward and goofy looking guy."

 

"He probably shouldn’t be this high FIVE"

 

"Fat Joe Biagini could compete for last"

 

"girls like jokesters."

 

"He’s not a babe but everyone likes his goofy charm."

 

"Kind of goofy looking but he’s like a big teddy bear. More cute, than hot."

[King]

10. Jason Grilli

 

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/276351.jpg

 

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/omnisport/37/30/jason-grilli-071115-usnews-getty-ftr_wxyoymoy2as61hsb6j0bf0sht.jpg?t=2135599470

 

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Seattle+Mariners+v+Toronto+Blue+Jays+AvMb8HRDqbUl.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/9JBswYb.png

http://i.imgur.com/ivs92yg.png

 

Highest on Jason Grilli: AdamGreenwood (1)

Lowest on Jason Grilli: Bendera3 (17)

What The People Are Saying

 

"No country for old men"

 

"He’s the new Dickey in that he’s a handsome more mature man. Don’t know about the mullet though."

 

"Great flow. Mature look."

 

"beautiful hair and very studly"

 

"He's a older guy who wants to be 20. I can respect that"

 

"greasy hot!"

 

"If you’re into “bears”, he’s probably your favourite player."

 

"He’s old."

[King]

To recap..

 

[TABLE]

[TR]

[TD]Jason Grilli [/TD]

[TD=align: right]10[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Steve Pearce [/TD]

[TD=align: right]11[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]A.J. Jimenez [/TD]

[TD=align: right]12[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Melvin Upton Jr. [/TD]

[TD=align: right]13[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Glenn Sparkman [/TD]

[TD=align: right]14[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Devon Travis [/TD]

[TD=align: right]15[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Danny Barnes [/TD]

[TD=align: right]16[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD]Joe Biagini[/TD]

[TD=align: right]17[/TD]

[/TR]

[/TABLE]

[Candy Maldonado]

AdamGreenwood has good taste.

[TRM]

Grilli and Pearce the only ones in my top 10 off the board so far

 

(5 and 10 respectively)

[King]

9. Marcus Stroman

 

 

RIP

 

 

 

http://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Stroman1280-1040x572.jpg

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32815.png&w=350&h=254

 

http://i2.wp.com/shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/marcus-stroman1.jpg?crop=0px%2C2px%2C720px%2C480px&resize=720%2C480&quality=70&strip=all&ssl=1

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/PWOUg0m.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/UoTCjeV.png

 

http://i0.wp.com/shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/stroman3.jpg?crop=0px%2C25px%2C720px%2C480px&resize=720%2C480&quality=70&strip=all&ssl=1

 

Highest on Marcus Stroman: Hurl (2)

Lowest on Marcus Stroman: AdamGreenwood (19)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"I think he’s got a pretty cute face, despite his small stature."

 

"He’s the team’s hyper-active puppy."

"a little to troll doll like, and stop chewing gum"

 

"He was my #1 last year and what was cute childlike enthusiasm is now growing a little old. A little maturity could do him well. "

 

"#kingofannoying"

 

"Hats look funny on him. Good teeth. Large mouth."

 

"He has a nice smile and seems to enjoy changing his hair. Also looks pretty good without a shirt on."

 

"Big things come in small packages."

[TRM]

Hurl? Who unseeded the champ?

[bendera3]

Hurl? Who unseeded the champ?

 

I'm going to guess Russell.

[Captain Adama]

Earl Stroman should've been eligible for this list.

[King]

8. Kevin Pillar

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/607680.jpg

 

http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297801988595_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=650x

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2016/08/9402701-kevin-pillar-mlb-seattle-mariners-toronto-blue-jays-850x560.jpg

 

http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2016/11/614906226.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=620

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/6/5/6/141756656/cuts/AP_110176241485_78ptejt3_dr0jhue9.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/wE1UfnQ.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/U7M0oZi.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/PhOfZaj.png

 

Highest on Kevin Pillar: SirBJay (1)

Lowest on Kevin Pillar: AdamGreenwood (20)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"From California, has a perpetual stoned look that just gets my blood racing."

 

"He has nice eyes and from a couple seconds of research a decent body. He looks better clean shaven than with a beard."

 

"Big nose and terrible style. I mean f***ing horrible hipster style. Cringe worthy. "

 

"face too boxy"

 

"I want his look to be as spectacular as his catches…But nope "

 

"hot when superman, ugly when just Kevin Pillar"

 

"Looks like he just walked off a Grecian urn"

 

"Not a fan. His nose is huge and he’s got bug eyes. "

[King]

Hurl? Who unseeded the champ?

 

All I can say is.. someone who is "getting better with age".

[King]

7. Ryan Goins

 

http://www.milb.com/images/572365/generic/180x270/572365.jpg

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/30636.png&w=350&h=254

 

http://thumbnails.cbc.ca/maven_legacy/thumbnails/284/335/goins_2500kbps_620x350_2682486963.jpg

 

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/sporting_news/0/82/bautista-goins-101915-getty-ftrjpg_srxxkvu6yujg14c3ebkvr84gn.jpg?t=-2086036576

 

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5330ec4295a8cd8e0080aeecd3d9fef39c828d1e/c=0-149-1749-1464&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2015/09/01/USATODAY/USATODAY/635767462471842619-USP-MLB-CLEVELAND-INDIANS-AT-TORONTO-BLUE-JAYS-75538244.JPG

 

http://i.imgur.com/wqQVcCV.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/61QZxoj.png

 

Highest on Ryan Goins: KingKat (1)

Lowest on Ryan Goins: SAAvior (21)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"Goins has a nice smile, a good complexion, and must have realized that he may as well shave his head instead of having a horseshoe before 30 which gives him some hotness points."

 

"Clean shaven, good head shape."

 

"bald but cute"

 

"It bothers me that his penis has been somewhere I really wanted to be…but he's pretty good looking man"

 

"Goins is goins bald."

 

"The day he ditched the hair, he became a stud (but not at baseball)."

 

"He’s bald but he’s in good shape and he’s pretty handsome."

[Terminator]

"it bothers me that his penis has been somewhere i really wanted to be…but he's pretty good looking man"

 

lol

[Brownie19]

who's ever seen Pillar clean shaven???

[bendera3]

who's ever seen Pillar clean shaven???

 

I googled and there were a couple pictures.

[TheHurl]

#13. Melvin upton jr.

 

"everything is so skinny on him. It throws off his proportions."

 

j4l19?

[King]

18. JA Happ

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/457918.jpg

 

http://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/10927285-1040x572.jpg

 

http://www.tampabay.com/resources/images/dti/rendered/2013/05/SP_368820_BORC_12_rays05091_10746048_8col.jpg

 

Highest on JA Happ: SirBJay (7)

Lowest on JA Happ: Terminator (24)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

He has aged pretty well and is another guy who shaves his head instead of having a horseshoe. Probably best eyes on the team.

 

One thing Rey Savage couldn't help was Happ's looks.

 

moved up from last year after I found out he has big strong legs

 

Take that dump JA, it will give you a sense of relief and get that stupid look off of your face

 

bleh

 

He just looks odd to me.

 

He’s pretty ugly and has no hair. He needs to be toward the bottom.

[bendera3]

King where are you??????

[Governator]

King where are you??????

 

He stopped for fine dining at the truck stop on his way home.

[King]

19. Francisco Liriano

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/434538.jpg

 

http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2013/11/27/720x_q90_cMC_z_ca0,0,420,280/liriano-15.jpg

 

http://assets4.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/liriano_francisco1280.jpg

 

Highest on Francisco Liriano: AdamGreenwood (9)

Lowest on Francisco Liriano: MunenoriKawasakiMVP (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"Liriano has a nice smile. A thicker gentleman."

 

"Needs to move on from the flavour saver."

 

"big head"

 

"If he were skinnier he'd be a hot man"

 

"could lose a pound or two."

 

"He kind of looks like a bad ass."

 

"Old and a little doughy."

[King]

6. Darwin Barney

 

http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/blogs-prod-photos/0/5/0/6/9/05069a16e19759b29072e24d16ff4d82.jpg?stmp=1443667756

 

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/hVJO7Kf5h.yMrZoDvTDZ6A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztpbD1wbGFuZTtxPTc1O3c9NjAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en/person/Ysports/darwin-barney-baseball-headshot-photo.jpg

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/02/75242281.jpg

 

Highest on Darwin Barney: Boxy, Bendera3 (1)

Lowest on Darwin Barney: SAAvior, MunenoriKawasakiMVP (16)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

nice smile check, a nice symmetric face check, nice and neat hair check. I actually dated someone who looks like him.

 

Wife says he looks a bit like Keanu Reeves. If Keanu looks a bit like an alien - sure.

 

Possibly getting better with age.

 

Always looks like someone just performed a magic trick. The surprised look and that he reminds me of a young Howie Mandel adds a cuteness to him. He's like a puppy that you can't give a bad rating to

 

chicks wouldnt even believe he plays MLB.

 

Darwin needs to ditch that goofy smile he does in pictures. It’s really holding him back. Otherwise I think he could take top ranking. He’s one of those guys who looks better when you catch him in live action.

 

He’s a solid looking guy.

[King]

20. Justin Smoak

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/475253.jpg

 

http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/2/0/2/158691202/cuts/SMOAK1280_mql2yvi3_udqiv03q.jpg

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/9o1KNel.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/vBtJTSe.png

 

Highest on Justin Smoak: AdamGreenwood (5)

Lowest on Justin Smoak: Boxy (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

He’s not a bad looking guy but kinda has that husky farmer boy look to him.

 

Decent hair. He just screams slow, dumb redneck - and that's not attractive.

 

studly

 

A Smoke show he is not…he has that dumb baseball player look in too many pics. Could be the smartest guy on the team…but I look at him and see dumb small town America

 

chicks don't dig the strike out.

 

Doughy looking white boy. Fine if that’s your thing.

 

He has great hair, otherwise he might drop further.

[King]

http://i.imgur.com/Esvyp7v.png

[Captain Adama]

For all of Smoak's strikeouts, at least he didn't when it came to his girlfriend.

[King]

21. Ezequiel Carrera

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/485567.jpg

 

http://www.milb.com/images/485567/generic/180x270/485567.jpg

 

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ezequiel-carrera-of-the-toronto-blue-jays-looks-on-prior-to-game-five-picture-id493616108

 

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ezequiel-carrera-of-the-toronto-blue-jays-poses-during-photo-day-on-picture-id465680640

 

 

Highest on Ezequiel Carrera: Greenwood (13)

Lowest on Ezequiel Carrera: Brownie19, GD (24)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

A little huskier than I’d prefer but he has a nice smile

 

f***ing ugly. Dirty little stache, ears stick out.

 

seems like a happy guy

 

His face is crooked or something. Maybe he had a stroke

 

cute and all, but would not bang.

 

He’s o.k. He has a decent smile.

 

He has a weirdly shaped head.

[jays4life19]

"His face is crooked or something. Maybe he had a stroke"

 

Lmfao.

[King]

5. Josh Donaldson

 

http://cdn-foxsportsasia.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/07120735/Josh-Donaldson-610x356.jpg

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29563.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

 

 

Highest on Josh Donaldson: Effit and SAAvior (1)

Lowest on Josh Donaldson: GD (12)

 

 

What The People Are Saying

 

He has a nice smile, but his hair looks like something that would be on Peaky Blinders.

 

Oozes confidence. Tight bod. Seems like he ties too hard in the style department.

 

kinda douchy

 

Can I give him a with and without a hat on rating. The Stupid haircuts bring him down out of the top 3. With a hat he might be #2

 

there isn't a female poster here who wouldn't do whatever he asked. Pussy for days. Probably slams girls with MVP trophy while 3 more bitches line up waiting for their turn.

 

He’s a good looking guy with stupid hair and reportedly he’s a bad shag.

 

Not as handsome as Pompey or Estrada so he drops to 3rd.

[Brownie19]

"His face is crooked or something. Maybe he had a stroke"

 

Lmfao.

 

Awww f*** I laughed out loud at that one...classic