Final List: BJMB Hottest Jays of 2017

[King]

22. Aaron Sanchez

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592717.jpg

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2014/03/8312428.jpg

 

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sanchez.jpg

 

http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2016/03/blue_jays_winter_tour_20160119.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=620

 

 

 

 

http://www.tsn.ca/polopoly_fs/1.582315!/fileimage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/aaron-sanchez-and-marcus-stroman.jpg

 

http://assets3.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stroman_sanchez.jpg

 

Highest on Aaron Sanchez: Jaysforlife19 and Bendera3 (16)

Lowest on Aaron Sanchez: TRM (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

 

The most twinkish member of the team he still has a slender body, although that’s not bad. Don’t know where that 25lbs went. Bigger ears.

 

Goofy looking guy.

 

yikes

 

Fly Dumbo fly. New body isn't helping with that face

 

still gets acne.

 

RIP StroChez

 

Maybe he’ll grow into his looks?

 

Big ears and nose.

[Terminator]

What The People Are Saying

 

 

The most twinkish member of the team he still has a slender body, although that’s not bad. Don’t know where that 25lbs went. Bigger ears.

 

Goofy looking guy.

 

yikes

 

Fly Dumbo fly. New body isn't helping with that face

 

still gets acne.

 

RIP StroChez

 

Maybe he’ll grow into his looks?

 

Big ears and nose.

 

Damn that was savage.

[King]

4. Dalton Pompey

 

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592647.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/OnEqJAk.png

 

Highest on Dalton Pompey: Terminator, King, Candy Maldonado (1)

Lowest on Dalton Pompey: GD (14)

 

I just want to point out that GD had Pompey at 1 last year.

 

http://i.imgur.com/fzeLkgm.png

 

 

What The People Are Saying

 

He has a baby face and high cheekbones which suits him well. Looks better in a small soul patch than a full beard.

 

Stud. Nice smile, good teeth.

 

Young stud. mmmmmmmmmm

 

Dalton with a smile could melt your heart…Dalton without you grab and secure your wallet

 

Canadian= maple dick boing!

 

He’s a handsome fellow

 

I think he and Estrada are in a class of their own. Pompey’s WAG is proof enough at how good looking he is.

[King]

23. Aaron Loup

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/571901.jpg

 

http://www.heraldguide.com/pics/p1287694858.jpg

 

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Aaron+Loup+Boston+Red+Sox+v+Toronto+Blue+Jays+FpDglC2ErNFl.jpg

 

Highest on Aaron Loup: SAAvior (15)

Lowest on Aaron Loup: Hurl and Effit (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

Has the pale farmer boy look to him.

 

I'm going to assume A-a-ron gets no ladies.

 

weak chin but not as bad as David Cooper

 

Just the worst

 

would rather punch in face then bang.

 

Just not a good looking guy. I think it’s his chin.

[Brownie19]

Loup's pic with the gf is a lot better than his team headshot

[King]

3. Marco Estrada

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29215.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

 

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Marco-Estrada-wife-Janai-Estrada-pics.jpg

 

Highest on Marco Estrada: Brownie19 (1)

Lowest on Marco Estrada: King, GD, SAAvior (10)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

Sharp look and a suave voice, with a hint of mystery, nothing says intruging like a rich Mexican who isn't a cartel

 

A nice mature face with facial hair that is always on point.

 

Great beard/scruff. Pure stud. Wife likes.

 

lips don’t move when he talks

 

Kind of guy that you'd bring home to Mom…and she'd barely notice he's there.

 

f***ing playoff pimp should get to bang whomever he pleases.

 

Another guy who is hurt by a goofy smile and doesn’t look his best facing right at the camera but he looks amazing at a semi profile angle.

 

Good looking guy. Pompey has a better body though.

[Terminator]

Top spot down to Martin or Tulo.

[Brownie19]

Top spot down to Martin or Tulo.

 

or Osuna...

[King]

24. Kendrys Morales

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/6188.png&w=350&h=254

 

 

http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/1/2/8/150677128/cuts/Kendrys_Morales_1280_fk3pwnec_1j0cjh9t.jpg

 

Highest on Kendrys Morales: SAAvior (13) lolwat

Lowest on Kendrys Morales: Jaysforlife19, SirBJay, Bendera3 (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

What Aaron Sanchez would look like if he had 3 more offseasons gaining 25 pounds.

 

Visually not stunning. Don’t understand the beard with no mustache. Looks like he should be a catcher.

 

An ugly man. He doesn't respect his body and it shows.

 

lucky Osuna is on the team

 

Kendrys with facial hair looks like someone that would rape and kill your family pet

 

smart blue jay girl fans should know he ruined the offseason, do not touch, he won't get laid in TO.

 

A better looking Dioner Navarro

 

Old and soft- he has facial hair that makes him look like a smoker.

[The Cats Ass]

I wanna know how Tulo is ranked so high. He has weird ears.

[King]

2. Russell Martin

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/431145.jpg

 

http://cleatgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/martin_featimg.jpg

 

http://cdn.torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/russell-martin-the-list-closeup.jpg

 

http://knuckleball.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Russell-martin.jpg

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HSMsLYvw7Oo/Vjwg21R73WI/AAAAAAAAA7A/s9nnYRVQWs8/s1600/russ.jpg

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/5C7bDGX.png

 

 

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/26ttS8P.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/xgY7DWj.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/FcSDOH4.png

 

Highest on Russell Martin: Governator (1)

Lowest on Russell Martin: AdamGreenwood (17)

What The People Are Saying

 

You could wash clothes on his abs, looks better w/o the beard

 

While I’m not really into beards, his body could be put on a fitness magazine and no one could argue with it. He also has a nice smile.

 

Good combination of beard and tats. Glowing personality and a million dollar smile.

 

he could f***ing kick your ass

 

Like the beard, hate that it's reddish.

 

Canadian= maple dick boing!

 

Those kind eyes. He’s the “marry” in one of those M/K/F polls.

 

Good looking guy but he’s a bit squatty for my taste.

[King]

25. Roberto Osuna

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/532077.jpg

 

 

http://assets3.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/osuna_roberto1280-1040x572.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/NJMWqVt.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/y7hPQJQ.png

 

Highest on Roberto Osuna: SAAvior (3) lolwat

Lowest on Roberto Osuna: Brownie19, Candy Maldonado, KingKat, Terminator, AdamGreenwood, Pendleton, King (25)

What The People Are Saying

 

Once Osuna grows into his body I think he has the potential to move up the list but he’s not there yet. Those who can’t grow facial hair shouldn’t.

 

A mug only a mother could love.

 

not even youth can save his fugliness

 

Still just ugly

 

baby faced assassin has had more Mexican pussy in the last month then this entire message board combined for life.

 

You can’t have it all.

 

Not a good looking guy. He’s not horrendously awful but someone has to be last.

[King]

1. Troy Tulowitzki

 

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/28567.png&w=350&h=254

 

http://www.metronews.ca/content/dam/thestar/uploads/2016/4/13/troy-tulo-web.jpg.size.xxlarge.promo.jpg

 

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/sporting_news/ab/56/troy-tulowitzki-090515-getty-ftrjpg_dr1us341uqhqz1i9clptinq2.jpg?t=-1668114777

 

http://bsndenver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/troy-tulowitzki-blue-jays-tri.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/o3LKvOM.png

 

Highest on Tulo: MunenoriKawasakiMVP, TheHurl, TRM, Pendleton, GD (1)

Lowest on Tulo: Candy Maldonado (9)

What The People Are Saying

 

Looks like a stereotypical jock but there is nothing wrong with that. Looks like he’s in decent shape, has a nice smile, and presents himself well.

 

Big strong stud. Added points for being a confident leader.

 

face is drooping

 

He's moved up as he's aged and that never happens with me. Clear #1 right now

 

he's f***ing Troy Tulowitzki, girls lay out the pussy in respect.

 

He’s overrated but fine

 

Had a hard time between he and Donaldson.

[The Cats Ass]

I'm disappointed in all of you

[Spanky99]

Me and GD obviously like powerful successful men in our heterosexual life (at least mine anyway) .

If he makes it maybe I vote him higher next year...for now he's a nobody, and frankly that doesn't turn me on.

 

LOL... you picked these guys by talent, it's so obvious.

[Brownie19]

Thanks for putting this together King.

 

Well, nothing left to do but go fap in the bathroom. Night guys.

[Governator]

I'm the only one who ranked Martin #1 and he's #2 overall?

[bendera3]

I'm the only one who ranked Martin #1 and he's #2 overall?

 

I had him at 3. He's sexy despite the grizzly beard.

[King]

I'm the only one who ranked Martin #1 and he's #2 overall?

[TABLE]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]402[/TD]

[TD]Troy Tulowitzki[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]375[/TD]

[TD]Russell Martin[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]367[/TD]

[TD]Marco Estrada[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]359[/TD]

[TD]Dalton Pompey[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]356[/TD]

[TD]Josh Donaldson[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]347[/TD]

[TD]Darwin Barney[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]323[/TD]

[TD]Ryan Goins[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]300[/TD]

[TD]Kevin Pillar[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]297[/TD]

[TD]Marcus Stroman[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]279[/TD]

[TD]Jason Grilli[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]272[/TD]

[TD]Steve Pearce[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]270[/TD]

[TD]A.J. Jimenez[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]236[/TD]

[TD]Melvin Upton Jr.[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]213[/TD]

[TD]Glenn Sparkman[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]212[/TD]

[TD]Devon Travis[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]179[/TD]

[TD]Danny Barnes[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]170[/TD]

[TD]Joe Biagini[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]164[/TD]

[TD]J.A. Happ[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]144[/TD]

[TD]Francisco Liriano[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]138[/TD]

[TD]Justin Smoak[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]122[/TD]

[TD]Ezequiel Carrera[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]96[/TD]

[TD]Aaron Sanchez[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]83[/TD]

[TD]Aaron Loup .[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]75[/TD]

[TD]Kendrys Morales[/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD=align: right]71[/TD]

[TD]Roberto Osuna[/TD]

[/TR]

[/TABLE]

[jays4life19]

board e circle jerk commencing now

[Terminator]

Thanks for doing this King. "What the people are saying" was especially hilarious.

[Captain Adama]

Whomever made the Key and Peele reference with A-a-ron Loup is getting a thanks from me.

[SAAviour]

King doesn't like my taste in males

[SAAviour]

LOL... you picked these guys by talent, it's so obvious.

 

I tried to channel my inner feminen side and I know girls like personality and power in men as well as looks, so that may have influenced my decision.

[AdamGreenwood]

Really don't get the love for Martin. I guess I'm not spending enough time hunting down pics of him in his underwear though.

[david15]

thank you for infor

[TheHurl]

I lol'd at all my own comments.

 

Thanks for doing this King. Time to hit Twitter and tag some Jays

[TheHurl]

[Boxcar]

Wow, Barney wasn't #1? Are you guys BLIND?!

[Boxcar]

I'm the only one who ranked Martin #1 and he's #2 overall?

 

I had Russell #2