Final List: BJMB Hottest Jays of 2017

[King]

Hi Everyone.

 

I'll be releasing the final list of the hottest 25 jays rankings one by one starting with #13.

 

Thanks for all the contributors.

 

Brownie19

MunenoriKawasakiMVP

Boxy

Candy Maldonado

SAAvior

Jaysforlife19

SirBJay

AdamGreenwood

Governator

bendera3

Efffit

Terminator

King

GD

TRM

 

Special shoutout to these 2 for forgetting Aaron Loup on their rankings

KingKat

Pendleton

(but serious, thanks!)

 

 

Best of Luck to all players involved! #13 will be posted shortly

[Candy Maldonado]

1st

[King]

Get Hype!

[jays4life19]

I'm excited.

[King]

#13. Melvin Upton Jr.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/425834.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/0SKSqUh.png

 

 

Highest on Melvin Upton Jr: Bendera3 (5)

Lowest on Melvin Upton Jr: SAAvior (22)

 

What The People Are Saying

"Everything is so skinny on him. It throws off his proportions."

 

"maybe this (ranking) will increase his trade value"

 

"nasty naustrils!"

 

"Almost handsome but so, so skinny."

 

"I’ll be interested to see how he does, my guess is I have him higher than most. But he’s tall and slim with a pretty nice face. He could be as high as 3rd, my 3-6 were tough choices."

 

"With nice skin, a great smile, and a slim athletic build Upton Jr rounds out my top 5."

 

"Who passed gas? The answer is whoever is standing near BJ Upton."

 

 

Bonus points if you can guess who said what.

[TheHurl]

Hi Everyone.

 

I'll be releasing the final list of the hottest 25 jays rankings one by one starting with #13.

 

Thanks for all the contributors.

 

Brownie19

MunenoriKawasakiMVP

Boxy

Candy Maldonado

SAAvior

Jaysforlife19

SirBJay

AdamGreenwood

Governator

bendera3

Efffit

Terminator

King

GD

TRM

 

Special shoutout to these 2 for forgetting Aaron Loup on their rankings

KingKat

Pendleton

(but serious, thanks!)

 

 

Best of Luck to all players involved! #13 will be posted shortly

 

What the f***...you missed me. I wrote a full essay on every pick

[King]

I regret nothing.

[RealAccountant]

Melvin Upton is in the top half

 

Dear God

[TRM]

Melvin Upton is in the top half

 

Dear God

 

How dumn are you?

[Candy Maldonado]

lol @ the person who put him top 5.

[Governator]

Had him #11.

[King]

#14. Glenn Sparkman

 

http://i.imgur.com/8OdmKWB.png

 

http://www.milb.com/images/642098/generic/180x270/642098.jpg

 

http://www.milb.com/images/642098/t426/180x270/642098.jpg

 

Highest on Glenn Sparkman: Jaysforlife19 (1)

Lowest on Glenn Sparkman: SAAvior, GD (25)

 

What The People Are Saying

"Looks more Cali than Texas. Nice Smile but just not the full package"

 

"don't know what he looks like, don't care"

 

"who?"

 

"Good looking, strong young kid."

 

"There aren’t a lot of pictures on this guy but he looks like he has almost Billy Idol colored hair?"

 

"If they ever remake Powder, he should be cast in the title role."

 

"Not a bad looking guy."

[Brownie19]

I'll go out on a limb and bet Bendera3 said "With nice skin, a great smile, and a slim athletic build Upton Jr rounds out my top 5."

[P2F]

"If they ever remake Powder, he should be cast in the title role."

*spits soup across the room*

 

Amazing.

[Brownie19]

lowest on Glenn Sparkman: SAAvior, GD (25)

 

 

Da Fuk?

[Terminator]

Wow both Upton and Sparkman are much lower than I had them. I don't think this team has 12 better looking guys on it than those two.

[SAAviour]

Me and GD obviously like powerful successful men in our heterosexual life (at least mine anyway) .

If he makes it maybe I vote him higher next year...for now he's a nobody, and frankly that doesn't turn me on.

[Governator]

Da Fuk?

 

 

Highest on Glenn Sparkman: Jaysforlife19 (1)

 

Da Fuuuck

[King]

12. A.J. Jimenez

 

http://jaysjournal.com/files/2014/01/6045630.jpg

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2012/05/6045628.jpg

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/9W3Vyjq.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ui25lma.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/gxGdfZK.png

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/FVzQZ4J.png

 

Highest on A.J. Jimenez: AdamGreenwood (2)

Lowest on A.J. Jimenez: SAAvior (24)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"Alex Rios 2.0"

 

"This 26 year old cutie has a baby face equipped with a nice smile and subtle facial hair."

 

"Young, fresh looking guy."

 

"dreamy"

 

"Eyes are too far apart or something, but when you throw on the ball cap. He's a good looking young man"

 

"got to make the show before you get rated on hotness by a straight man."

 

"Who cares?"

 

"The poor man’s Alex Rios."

[bendera3]

I'll go out on a limb and bet Bendera3 said "With nice skin, a great smile, and a slim athletic build Upton Jr rounds out my top 5."

 

I did.

[jays4life19]

Highest on Glenn Sparkman: Jaysforlife19 (1)

 

Da Fuuuck

 

albino males make my knees weak.

[Terminator]

We need to do a Hottest WAGs thread after this.

[Governator]

albino males make my knees weak.

 

 

Saving that quote for later.

[AdamGreenwood]

Next year, you people should use Google images, instead of FanGraphs before ranking.

[King]

15. Devon Travis

 

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Devon-Traviss-Girlfriend-Taylor-Maciver-Instagram-1.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/CXZADUf.png

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2015/03/devon-travis-mlb-toronto-blue-jays-photo-day.jpg

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/285/files/2015/06/devon-travis-mlb-new-york-yankees-toronto-blue-jays.jpg

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/581527.jpg

 

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/39/files/2016/05/devon-travis-mlb-boston-red-sox-toronto-blue-jays-2-850x560.jpg

 

Highest on Devon Travis: GD (4)

Lowest on Devon Travis: KingKat, Candy Maldonado (21)

What The People Are Saying

"He has high cheekbones and when he has a little facial hair along with the little puff on top of his head he’s a pretty good looking guy who has a nice smirk."

 

"Stylish, good looking guy. Docked points for being so short."

 

"good smile/personality despite the face"

 

"Why the long face palomino? The full facial hair improves his look over the chin only. He's stuck in the middle though"

 

"a little to troll doll like, but that might be hot with Trolls movie out!"

 

"Seems like a nice guy."

 

"He’s a little munchkin with bad facial hair."

[Governator]

Had him @ 13. King you really should just use my list as the correct list.

[TRM]

Had him @ 13. King you really should just use my list as the correct list.

 

The sum of my differences from the forum rankings is 7 so far.

[Brownie19]

Had him @ 13. King you really should just use my list as the correct list.

 

the girl he's with is hot.

[King]

#16. Danny Barnes

 

http://www.milb.com/images/592130/generic/180x270/592130.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/NGLampZ.png

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/592130.jpg

 

Highest on Danny Barnes: KingKat (8)

Lowest on Danny Barnes: AdamGreenwood (22)

 

What The People Are Saying

 

"A good lookin’ guy who looks better clean shaven than with his beard"

 

"Kind of creepy looking."

 

"plain"

 

"Looks like a relief pitcher"

 

"He's just there. You'd walk by him and never make a positive or negative comment"

 

"reliever with what, 5 MLB innings under his belt? I've had as much pussy as he has."

 

"He’s kind of goofy looking but handsome all the same"

 

"Not bad but his ears drop him down a category."

[TRM]

The photo of Barnes with the Lombardi trophy is a nice one